Kakuzu the All-Mighteh Banker Age: You don't need to know. Owner: I HAVE NO OWNER. 8D Level: Higher than you HP: More than you Likes: $$Money!$$ Touching money$$ Feeling money. 8P COOUUUNNNTTTING MOOOONEEEY Hearts. x) TEH CORN So. Yeah. I like cats. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!

Hello there guest, my name is Kakuzu, and I am an S ranked criminal *maniacal laugh*. So what does a deadly assassin ninja like moi like to do? Well there is a bunch of stuff you can do (needless to say none of them are interesting). Sometimes I count my money day in and day out. It's the only way I can get any time to myself in this organization. Everyone is as annoying as... as... wasps when you get chased into the pond by them. + = COMPLETE PWNAGE. D: I Pwn All You Peoples I am a member of the Akatsuki. It is so amazing, you might just have to pay our bills for the next fifteen years. 8P If you don't, I'll eat your heart. Which is even better. Hehe. I REALLY HATES ONE MEMBER. MY PARTNER. THAT SELFISH, ANNOYING, SILVER-HAIRED, DRACO MALFOY BRAT. D: He stole all meh money before. You're mean, Hidan D: People say I'm a selfish, spoiled Akatsuki brat. Kehe. I have to agree with you on that. In other words; IF YOU STEAL MEH MONEY, EVEN A CENT, I'MA GONNA KILL YOU DED!!!11!!! About Me (GO AWAY): Why do you want to know about me, KAKUZU, so badly, huh?!? Quit staring at the screen and answer meh! Meh. Fine. If you quit gazing upon the letters printed in red with those puppy-dog eyes of your's, I'll spill some. I like money. ANY type of money. Money money, shell money, monopoly money, cash money, fake money, et cetera. NO I DON'T SPEAK LATIN RAWWWRR. My partner in teh Akatsuki is Hidan. (ZOMG HIDAN SEEK! HIDANCE ATTACK!) Yeah. I want to kill him badly. BUT HE CAN'T DIE. ;_; At least I get the glory of beating him up. That selfish potty mouth. ^-^ Well, since you know all that I can legally tell you, you can leave now. Really, leave. NOW. Unless you want to get your HEART EATEN. Kthnxbai. OTHER MEMBERS: LINK BACK TO MOI: <a href="www.neopets.com/~Kakuzu___"><img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/meepitlover/Kakuzu7.jpg"></a></a> From Salad-chan Y'know, I would thank you a BUNCH for this, but I'm a ninja so I can't do dat. 8D <a href="www.neopets.com/~Kakuzu___"><img src="http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee19/shinryakusha/Kakuzumoney.gif"></a>

Battle Stats Played: More than you'll ever count Won: ALL OF THEM Lost: NONE Drawn: YOU THINK I'LL BE DRAWN WITH ANYONE?! Score: Over 4 million Dislikes: STOCK MARKET CRASHES. D: LOSING MONEYS. D: *sniffle* PAYING OFF CREDIT CARD DEBT. BANKRUPTCY. D: Meh partner Hidan. YOU DROVE ME INTO A POND. ): YOU STOLE MEH PERSONALITY. I ISH STILL BETTUR. D: