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Entering a campsite…

How nice to see someone here. My guess is you've come to hang out with me, I mean, I am just that cool. Who WOULDN'T want to hang out with me? Well gosh…You're lucky you've caught me while I'm not busy. I'm just cooking up something to eat. How'd you find my campsite anyway? Hmm, oh well. I can tell you a little about myself…I might as well.

My story…

Well, I'll have to give you the condesnsed version. Oh, the whole thing is a little weird to tell someone I've just met. I was born, and someday I will die. Okay okay, not that condensed.
I was a normal kid. And a darn CUTE one you know? I grew up in a town, with other kids. I was afraid of a lot of things, like dating and girls. In fact, that was my biggest fear, until I met a spiffy gal named Lola. Boy she really swept me off my feet! In fact, she flirted with me all the time. Oh I know it's hard to believe, but I wasn't so smooth and charming back then.
Lola and I…we were together for a while. We found a good, though difficult way of making money. But it worked. I thought we were happy. I guess I didn't know much! We had a small home to live in, and we had each other. Until I asked her to marry me.
She said no. Then she said goodbye and left on the train.
Ha. Nice, huh? Well, I was not one to just stop in my tracks! I sold our home, and left. I stayed with my parents for a while, but I couldn't be happy. See, life without a girl was not what I wanted! Too hard! So, I became what I am now...this incredibly charming guy you see before you, always on the lookout for a girl. I own a motorcycle and some basic camping items- a couple of tents, kitchenwares for outside, blankets, all that basic stuff. I refuse to live in a house as it is right now. The only home I ever own was with Lola. I'm not ready to settle down now anyway! Well, to a point anyhow.
I've made a couple of friends and an incredibly close tie or two since I arrived in this are called the Draik Clan. There's a lot of draiks...a lot of ladies, but I also have made some male friends. Other guys are so hard to get along with! I can't remember who I met first…oh yea, my big green idiot friend, that's who! He stumbled across my campsite I think.
So yes..basically I live in the woods with my cat and eat canned foods and such. Oh, and when I go out, I try to grab a date. Well, I haven't been trying as hard lately…not that I NEED to try. But that is my everyday life I suppose. Wake up, sit around, and go to town, oooh yea.

Critters I be knowin!

I'll tell you about my friends first. This one is one of my first and erm…nicest friends I suppose. Even though she's not always nice in the traditional way. Radon is her name. She can be crude and sometimes kinda mean, but I wouldn't throw that at her or give her the cold shoulder no matter what. I mean, she's dealt with all the moments I have been an idiot, and continues to be civil with me, if not friendly. At the risk of suddenly becoming sappy, I'm just really really glad to have her around..

Drev He has issues. ISSUES MAN! This guy, I call him a friend just….well..I don't know. I don't hate or really dislike him, I just think he's kinda pathetic and stuff. Heh heh. He needs help from me or something. I seriously need to take him out to meet girls..I keep meaning too but I'm pre-occupied a lot it seems. But anyway, to sum up Drev I guess, if he were in danger I'd help him, but I wouldn't lend him my pants or anything. Because that would be weird.

Hoagii now she's a sweetheart. I sort of know her okay. She likes marshmallows and hasees, and I know she likes ice cream because I managed to take her out for ice cream once. But anyway, I like her and she's really nice. Definetly an innocent girl if I ever met one. I almost pursued her in my worst time of seeking out random dates, but now I think that would be kinda mean to do to her. But I WILL still flirt with her. Ha!

I thinkAinad hates me. In fact I wouldn't be surprised! In fact, the number of times I tried to get her to dump her guy for me or to flirt back with me…ha ha. It was all in good sport and fun though…well…it wouldn't have been a BAD thing if she'd taken me up on it. But anyway, I think that now that I've laid off her and have…other goals, we COULD become friends.

MENDELIVIUM

This is my cute little cat, Mendelivium! She was a gift from the oh so fantastic Radon. Basically, Radon didn't believe I had the willpower or ability to take care of another living thing…well!! I raised a polite and cute little pet! Mendelivium is probably the creature on earth who knows me best. She tries to help me when I tell her a problem or anything on my mind, or at least make me laugh. She is friendly to everyone but I have no doubts she would defend me if needed. She has some weird quirks, like throwing her halo around like a ball, and nuzzling people quite randomly even if they don't like her…but she's not too weird. She's the best pet I've ever had and nearly my best friend.

I LIKES….

Girls.
Delivium
Camping
The letter R.
Beans
MY MOTORCYCLE
Pac-Man

I DISLIKES….

Most other guys
Being in a house
The letters L and P.
Getting teigs in my tails >_<
Losing
Showing I have feelings .___.

Romance!?

WELL. I am pretty romantic. I mean I'd date me, why not? Most girls can see it in me too. I mean, I RADIATE romance and comfort. Seriously. I'll walk somewhere and all the sudden I'll have a group of screaming fans.
….Okay, maybe not exactly like that but DARN CLOSE. Whom do I love? Well, I have to mention Mendelivium, because she'd get mad if I didn't acknowledge her. She's odd like that. Oh yea, and my motorbike too. I LOVE my motorcycle. She's a BEAUTY. I cannot live without her.
AIEE. So I can tell you're getting a bit agitated and want more personal details. Well you know what? There is someone I've taken an over-liking to by quite a bit, and I'm unsire if she found out or not THANKS DELIVIUM. Which is why my current whereabouts are either here or somewhere in hiding, because I'm an idiot and probably messed things up. I do things like that sometimes, unfortunately I didn't do this just to be cute. Romance. Who needs it, honestly?..

BYE!

WELL! Sad I know, but it's time for me to cook my dinner and then I guess go to bed. In any case, there's a lot of bugs out here in the woods, and it gets creepy. Plus, I need some time to myself, you know. It was nice to have someone stop by! In fact, stop by again, I encourage you! But for now, this cutie needs his food and beauty sleep!

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