Are you mischievous, guest?

I sincerely hope so. If you are a goody-goody like my fat older sister Sumo, then you should probably just go visit her boring homepage instead. It's got stuff about our family and what we're up to blah blahdiddy blah.

Inkster took this picture of me an' Sumo. This is my favorite picture of us. You see how mad she is? You'd think she would like the pretty designs I made on her. She's always going on about stupid things like decorating.

As you may have guessed by now, I'm bit of a prankster.

I'm really dedicated to having fun. I like to talk to people and joke around. I may look like an angel - and that is deliberate - but I have a devilish sense of humor. *grin*

Stinky Inki and Sumo are uptight most of the time, but Kiki and I get along better. She likes adventure and is all mysteeeeerious. She finds me amusing at least. And Cara just laughs at us all.

But, first, let's talk about me. I AM the man of the house. (Easily said. I'the only man of the house.)

About Jasma the Hilarious

• A good prankster takes credit for his best work
• A great prankster is innocent of all charges

I bet you can guess which one I am! *winks*

There is one thing that Sumo and I do agree on. Money. We both work to get as much NP as we can manage. Sumo manages the shop and trades. You'd think Kiki would be more helpful bringing in the big bucks, the way she travels over Neopia, but she's not interested in NP. You can forget about Ink--she's all about unpaid labor (art and writing). That leaves me to scavenge for Neopoint opportunities. Some of these methods lead to me working for unscrupulous people, Jhudora and the like. Cara makes me balance out these transactions by good deeds, like quests for Illusen.

*shrugs* As long as this Zafara gets paid, I don't care who I work for.

I hate reading. I like the outdoors. My favorite time of year is, of course, Christmas. Free presents? Score.

Wanna hear some really excellent pranks?

• Glue your sisters paws together.
• Replace their ice cream scoops with snowballs.
• Buy a Spyder and put it in your sister's bed.
• Ask a faerie to turn a wall of your house invisible.
• Get your sister to drink Transmogrification Potion (it's juice)
• Steal all of sister's pens and glue them to the ceiling
• Corral the Petpets in the bathtub one night so when the first person gets up to take a shower. . .

That's all for now!

Raven says goodbye!