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WELCOME!! =)
Welcome welcome welcome *pant, pant* to Jay's lovely ol' page (yah, dat is da name, LOL...)! I *points* am Starrida, and Jay is SOMEWHERE, LOL... well, on with it! Git! Why am I here, you ask? I'm just poking in to Jay's page- interrupting with her 'updates' box...
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*An adorable little pink aisha hops up to you*
Hola [says she]. I'm Jaediy, as you may have noticed, according to that rather scratchy banner up there [prods it]... My name is pronounced Jay-Dee, as some people out there [snort] call me Ja-Ed-Ee... So... Before I start my extremely interesting blabber, and to prevent my extremely blabber, select somewhere to go, or just walk through this page like a mindless idiot... your choice [giggle squeal]... |
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I am [shrugs] your average aisha, I suppose. The only difference between me and other aishas is that I'm not average and I love cursors. Wait, that doesn't make sense. [giggle] Who cares? About cursors. You know the white blob on the monitor screen you can wiggle around when you move the mouse? That's called a cursor. You didn't know that? [squeals] Gee, you're pretty brainless, aren't you? [giggle squeak]
So... Don't you ever get bored of that blob? Don't you? Well, I do. So I've started all sorts of things so it might someday change. That would be a change for the world wide web. I'd be famous [goes on and on]... Oh, [comes back to reality] yeah, you're here. Now I'll explain the concepts of movement... That blob-thing-of-a-cursor has no movement except to move around your screen, or should I say, it needs movement as itself, as an image. [Squeal] And later you'll be seeing so much about cursors, I'm sure you'll be bobbing up and down in excitement, you see, instead of having adoptable animated aishas, I have adoptable animated cursors [grins in a suspicious fashion]. |
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Well, we ought to first, before cursors and friends and family and enemies and vicious, slobbering mutated parakeets, learn about me. Start with stats and blah, then read history and blah, and finally content yourself with likes, dislikes and... blah. And it's all about me! [cheers] Stats--History--Likes/Dislikes Now 'cause we're learning about me, how about starting with stats, eh? Owner: Starrida And that concludes stats (with lots of blah in between), and now, onto 'History and... Blah! |
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Yes, and now the continuation: History... Well, I was gallantly created by Starrida one day while she was bored (because she'd just painted Dev shadow). I was a red aisha to begin with, in case you didn't know. Starrida and I took a great liking to each other immediately, and now we're the most active sulking partners ever! Yeah, but Starrida is the sort of person who goes for expensively painted pets, and she wondered what to paint me. A friend of hers, Shasta_Ice, suggested pink. So pink it was. Star (Starrida's nick) spent a great deal of time preparing to paint me, but for about 2 very, very long weeks, not actually painting me. When she actually got to painting me, she went to those revolting auctions. She tried once, and lost, tried again and got it from good pal elsrocks65's little auction... But now, I'm pink, I need a pet pet... but otherwise, everything is in order and I'm doing just fine thank you and if you think I'm not well I'll kick your stupid butt... erps, well ignore what I just said... Erm [shuffles around]... that didn't amount to much... so what?! On to the next section! |
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And the final section: Likes, dislikes, and... blah. Pink Lemonade: Ooh.. Ah... it's Purdy and pink... just like me! Minauet: Well she is a great friend, and my idol... Cursors: You ought to already now... Dislikes: Strawberry Achyfi: Once Star found some, and it tasted terrible! Talclyte: My worst, worst, worst enemy... Chalk: [grits teeth] Scratchy! |
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[Sighs] My family
is a mixed bag. You've probably heard the phrase 'mixed bag' from
some book from that Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket? He's
my... 2nd favorite author... Oh! I was talking about my family.
[shudder] You might want to bring a blanket to hide under when meeting
these guys, I suggest...
That concludes my wonderful-yet-somewhat-dimwitted family! [grins] I'm sure you enjoyed them [giggle]! |
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Friends differ [snort] greatly from family. You know what I mean? Family equals being pushed around, food fights and all that evil stuff... good thing I'm a black belt in karate...
Aren't my friends (and enemy) great?! I love them all, including my enemy, 'cause they all are so unique and diverse and did you know that Talclyte has a French kingdom of fleas on his tail [giggle snort]? I found that out at his home last night [giggle shriek]... |
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Okay, this is a long section [snort]. Cursors are important so of course it's a long section. Click the links to go to your desired area... --Aisha Cursors-- --Poogle Cursors-- --Zafara Cursors-- --Customs-- I'm afraid that this section [sob] will forever be under construction, because the other day (Starrida counted for me) I realized there's over 1000 neopet colors, and [cry] 'cause [cry] I want [cry] this to be [cry] the best page ever... I need all the colors!!! ATTENTION: There are 2 types of codes. The code for your lookup, and the code for your pet pages. The code for your lookup is, obviously, for your lookup... NOT FOR YOUR PETS' LOOKUPS. The pet page code is for your pet pages, but can also be used for your shop AND YOUR PETS' LOOKUPS... that's it! And don't change the code (whichever one you use)! If I catch you changing it, I will neomail you complaining, and if you refuse to change it back to the original, well, I guess I'll have to report you... |
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ATTENTION: There are 2 types of codes. The code for your lookup, and the code for your pet pages. The code for your lookup is, obviously, for your lookup... NOT FOR YOUR PETS' LOOKUPS. The pet page code is for your pet pages, but can also be used for your shop AND YOUR PETS' LOOKUPS... that's it! And don't change the code (whichever one you use)! If I catch you changing it, I will neomail you complaining, and if you refuse to change it back to the original, well, I guess I'll have to report you...
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