Welcome, students, to the school of all things broken, burnt, and rejected. Class is now in session. Please take your seats. I saw that guest, spit out the gum right now. Anywho, please proceed with your lessons.


Introduction




First off, this is a guide to all toys broken, headless, mutated, reject, or with any other freakish flaws. Why am I making this guide, you may ask? Well, you wouldn't want your pet playing with a dirty, deformed plushie or riding a skateboard that could break in half any minute! (Even with a defective helmet *gasp*) So read and learn to protect the safety of your pets! This is the part where you clap and cheer.


Lesson 1: Breakable Toys



These toys may start out as normal toys, but they can be very dangerous. If you have a pet with "anger issues", or simply a tough bully of a pet, you may want to steer them away from toys such as these:

Mynci Puppets
Cheery Blossoms
Yo-Yo's
100% Fake Uni Hats
Click Klacks
Big n Bouncy Toys
Super Duper Scooters

As harmless as these toys may seem, they are easily broken and can result in you pet getting hurt, or crying loudly and demanding new toys. Here are some pictures to make sure you don't pick up these toys next time you're at a toy store.

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BUT ALAS! There is help! If you happen to own one of these toys and it breaks, there is a kind bori on terror mountain who will fix these items for a price.


If you have some broken toys, what are you waiting for? Go and get them fixed before it's too late!


Lesson 2: Reject Items




Reject items. There are many different kinds of these unproperly made items out there, but to make this easier, I have seperated them into four groups. Beware that there are others, but I haven't included them due to rarity or strangeness. Anyway, here it goes.

Reject Plushies

Reject plushies come in very few varities, because they are simply cute, loveable plushies that hit a horrible accident in production. They may have leaks in the coloring, extra or missing limbs, and loose pieces that a young pet could choke on. Now, if the owner of the plushie shop would do her job correctly *AHEM*, then I wouldn't have to issue this warning. But anyway, here it goes. If you are shopping and see one of these plushies, alert the Lawyerbot. Do not let your pet play with them; he or she could choke, get poisioned from the ink, or maybe even get teased by their friends because their plushie is funny looking. If you already own one of these toys of terror, be sure your pet hasn't chewed off any buttons or limbs. Dispose of it properly and take your pet to the Neohospital, just in case.



Watch out for these plush toys:
Reject Gelert Plushie
Reject Cybunny Plushie
Reject Rainbow Cybunny Plushie
Reject Acara Plushie in Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow


Reject Usukis


Just like reject plushies, these are Usuki dolls that went horribly wrong at the factory and are being sold at a discount to unknowing buyers. For information on what to do with them, see above. Below are pictures of some of the reject usukis. They are easy to spot in the shop, though, because they have the fashion sense of your little brother who insists on wearing the same blue Sesame Street t-shirt with red and orange pants 4 days a week.




Reject Sand

I don't really know what happened to these sand scupltures these sand sculptures, as the are just as pretty, if not prettier than the regular ones. But anyway, there are dangers and health hazards in them, although they're not scientifically proven. I've heard the tops have come off some and pets have been severely posioned. So stay away from these beautiful but toxic creations.



These bottles of sand are extemely cheap and very common as freebies in trades or at the money tree. Resist the urge to pick one up.


Deserted Fairgrounds Plushies

Although these deformed and combined plushies don't have the word "reject" in the name, I believe they should be recognized. They're not nessecarily dangerous, although I wouldn't trust those people at the Deserted Fairgrounds. The main danger with these poor plushies is that they're...well, ugly.




Those were some examples of the older Deserted Fairground plush toys. Unfortunatley, they've made a new set of scary, combined plushies that you'll need to avoid.


Conclusion


I hope with this guide you've learned a lot about reject and broken toys, and some ways to protect your precious pets. Even if you only come on Neopets to chat and you feed your pets once a month. Anyways, take this knowledge and share it with your fellow pet owners. Also, some of these reject toys such as the reject blue, green, yellow, and red acara plushies, are very valuble because there aren't very many of them. So if you own one of the more valuble items, this is a good reason to keep them from your pets and put them in your trades and shops. Thanks for reading :)


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Yayy, pet page spotlight 8/9/2007. This is so awesome! Thanks for the neomails and stuff.