A ROTTEN TWINKIE


Welcome to Ice's page. It's not much of a page. That's mostly because Ice doesn't type it. He just runs around playing pranks and I sit here and type it when he doesn't tuck me under his arm like a glorified football.

This is Ice. Well, Iceman181. Whatever. I just call him Ice, he calls me Twinkie. Yeah, that's me at the top of the page. Yeah, I'm a Halloween Noil. NO, I won't leave him for you. I like my owner. Deal with it. After all, I have four legs. If I was unhappy enough to leave him at all, I would have run away by now! Sheesh!

The first day I came home and met Ice, I was your usual yellow noil, a bouncing bundle of joy. He has a thing for Twinkies, and the color made it too good an opportunity to pass up. Thus, Twinkie I am and evermore will be. Even if I now look like a rotten one. Hence the name of the site. Which will mostly tell you what new mischief and punishments we've gotten into lately.
Not cool! :( I was going to list all the different pranks, but then Mik (Ice's half brother) told me that it would be a way for _xbaby_ to keep track and punish me! And Ice. And Mik...so fine. I'll only list the ones that she knows about, and has already punished us for.
Prank 1: My second day in the house, Ice and I put a spider in a fake bottomed glass, then gave it to Cleo. I didn't know aishas could scream like that! It was a minor prank, but it was still a really funny one. Not a bad start. Prank 2: Planted a wire on Ice, then sent him in to talk to Psylocke about Jubs. Then cut and pasted the dialoge and replayed it for Jubs. :) Got a week's worth of groundings from that on.
Prank 3: This was a bad one! We let Xby tell us what to do, to get Psy back for locking Xby out of the house. We played on Psy's fear of ghosts and stuff. By the end of the night, Psy was convinced the bowels of the underworld were going to open and swallow her whole. We had motion detectors, and light sensors, and even voice activated ghosts. The house LOOKED empty. Prank 4: At this point, Marja, Mik and Lighting were our half-siblings, while Xby hunted a specific scammer under an assumed name. Not to mention hid from someone who only knew about the Xby account. To welcome Marja to the family, Ice and I painted her room. Bright puking green. :)
Prank 5: Dunked Mik in a pile of melting chocolates in an effort to make chocolate draik wings. It didn't work. AND we didn't get to eat any of the chocolate. Prank 6: Mik helped us paint Marja a lovely rainbow shade. She didn't appreciate it. I thought puce, chartreuse and electric blue went well on her already blue fur! That's why they let ME pick the colors!
Prank 7: We hid all the soap from Marja. Xby made us clean up the paint mess, but Marja couldn't get it out of her fur! Prank 8: I ate Jub's pink fuzzle. Ok, it's not a prank, but still, it was funny!
Prank 9: We (Cleo, Ice and I) locked Xba out of her library. Which is, coincidentally, where she keeps her computer. And the only way into her neobathroom, which means she either had to use Cleo's or go IRL. Hahah. It took her only 20 minutes to pick the lock and move all the blocks we put in her way. Must try harder next time. Prank 10: Ice and I switched all the CDs Psy owns with Xba's. Including the one of Bach she had in her player. That one we switched with Flogging Molly, which Xba went nuts looking for (2 for the price of 1, score!). I thought it was better than putting in Metallica, which Ice wanted to do. But NO....Psy still got upset. She let her dang petpet chase me around for ages. It didn't end until Ice called the nuisance off. Actually, he trapped it. Then I came out of the closet and got teased. IT WAS THE ONLY HIDING PLACE I COULD FIND!!
Prank 11: We hid all the petpets...I think it gave Cleo a heart attack! Prank 12: Ice, Nium and I pulled this one together. Nium is the new half-brother or some such. We started yesterday, freezing sheets of wet paper. Then we all went and bought a bunch of frozen treats. Those were placed in everyone's beds after they woke up this morning. Ice did that while Nium spread a fine sand from his home along ALL the floors. The sheets of paper went inside the pillowcases. That way, sand would stick to the person and become mud. When they jump out of their wet beds, it willl stick to their damp skin and fur, and start to irritate as it dries. We then tossed all the towels into a spare room (with all the ones there are here, it will take a while for them to find the right one) and put the petpets in a different room, so no one can claim the poor things had an accident. I'm about to be put in with them, so I'll fill you in on how the prank went another time!
Do you have a prank IDEA? Neomail _xbaby_ and tell her it! Just put Twinkie's Pranks in the subject. :)



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