Welcome! I am a Poogle, although my name is I_am_not_a_Poogle. I used to be an acara and was morphed into a fabulous checkered poogle in honor of the great Poogle Czar's birthday. I am now the most beloved of all her pets.

So, you may be wondering what a magnificent creature like me does... Well, I recruit memebers for ARM (Army of Rabid Magikarp) and eat socks because I can.

Here are some of the things I like.

And some of the things I dislike.

Anyway I had better be going. I think I hear the Meepits calling me.

That's your cue to leave!