~Humours~


Sam said:"What came first ? The chicken or the egg?
Justin said:"Neither.Dinosaurs came first

A man in a suit climbs up a stage with his dog,
He said "This is a super-intelligent,talking dog
One of the crowd yelled"Oh, yeah? Prove it!
What grows on trees?" The man asks the dog.
Bark,bark" replies the dog.
What do you find on top of a house?
the dog says "Roof roof
What's the opposite of smooth?
Rough , rough" replies the dog.
The crowd realises he's being made a fool of and throws the man and his dog out.
Well im terribly sorry about that,Peter" says the dog to his owner.
Just out of curiosity,which one did i get wrong?"



~Stand up Comics' Funniest Lines~

LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their US factory and moving it to Mexico.
LEGO employees say it's their fault because they made the factory too easy to take apart
and rebuild somewhere else - CONAN O'BRIEN

I went into McDonald's yesterday and
said,"I'd like some fries."The girl at the counter
said,"Would you like some fries with that?" -JAY LENO.

When I was in London, I went to buy some chocolates.
The cashier was like,"That will be ten pounds." I'm like, "Rub it in,why don't you?"
-CAROL LEIFER




~Some humours are taken from magazines and some are created by myself~



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