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Hey, what's up? the name's Hans von Ohain! It's nice to meet you, er.....
*Hans looks you up and down before spotting some identification* Ah! Yeah, nice to meet you guest.
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*Hans hands you a poloroid picture*This here's a picture of me and Wilbur when we were kiddos. Yeah yeah, arn't we just SOOO cute. Kuthinks made me include that picture...*Hans gripes for a moment, then resumes talking* My owner (that's Kuthinks, of course)and I live on Mystery Island, where I receive countless bottles of sand from Tombola, play Mynci Beach Volleyball, chillax on the beach, OR! Best of all, explore GIRAPIKTU!And most of the time, that's with my best buddy, Wilbur.*Hans recalls a time when he and Wilbur were tied to a log and nearly devoured by a vicious tiki tribe of Myncis, but decides not to tell you*
Lemme tell ya some other things. Well, I keep my own garden. I'm really into gardening, actually! But for some reason, whenever it's time to feed the Dragonbuds, Kuthinks never agrees to help me...hmm. Anyways, as well as gardening, I love exploring, as you know. I found a bunch of interesting petpets on my many adventures. I made this list so I could decide which one I wanted! (This was of course, before I found Nagaara while bushcrashing through Gerapiktu) Check it ouuut!!  
Well, I am EXCACTLY 8258 hours old. I'm pretty good at keepin' track, hu? I'm not really good at fighting...okay, I've actually lost three times to that stupid chia clown...I HATE THAT CHIA CLOWN! IT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT HIM UP MORE, BUT I NEVER CAN!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!*Hans coughs a little and settles back down* I'm not the best at fighting, but I learned a few moves just in case I get jumped by a tiki tribe or something.  Age: 8258 hours Gender: Male Hit Points: 15 / 13 Strength: 16 Defence: 12 Movement: 17 Intelligence: 23 What kind of things do I like, you ask? Wellers, you already know I like exploring and gardening.*You hear a distant roar and someone scream "THE DRAGONBUDS, THE DRAGONBUDS!!*I'm also quite fond of chocolate. Especially white chocolate. Goooood stuff. Ah! I like cheesecake too, although ya don't find much of that on the island. I also enjoy a good game of cheat in the afternoons. Now there's a form of fighting I'm actually good at! 
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