FACE LIFT COMING SOON.






Since St. Patrick's Day, 2007





The Green Uni Project
Making children cry...
Failing to impress anyone...
Gaining notoriety from anti-GUP...
SINCE 2007. Oh yeahhhhhh! *Hands out Kool-aid*





We made the NEOPIAN TIMES, y'all!
Click on this link to see!!! (The VERY bottom!)





Background:
We make the assumption that painted pets are boring, and Green Unis are the best. The value of Green Unis outweighs that of any other pet. If you cannot handle this assumption, this project is not for you.

The idea behind The Green Uni Project is created by a group of unknown users. Morphing pets into Green Unis has been an underground movement as old as Neopian time itself. One day, a curious, male user picks up this idea, and starts morphing. Then, CENSORED sees him, and thinks to herself, WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

And thus, this idea is exponentially popularized by a this female user going by the name of CENSORED. She is a legend. If you haven't heard of her by now, please study the Neopedia. You can look under the entry of CENSORED. There is also a CENSORED about her on the CENSORED channel. Both will work. (No, TNT didn't censor them. I did.)

And yes, that still means NO ORIGINALITY or CREATIVITY FOUND HERE!!! This should probably be the catch phrase. Yup.




Objective:
To transform all painted or Limited Edition pets into lovely Green Unis. To spread to joy and love for Green Unis any way possible. And THAT'S IT.

A lot of people have Neomailed me and interviewed me on WHY I am doing this, and my response has always been "pranks," "mischief," or "evil." Therefore, I am doing this purely because I love Green Unis to the sickest degree, or I am sick to the most Green Uni degree. Wait, that made no sense, just like this project!

If you take away from this project that "GUP is adopting pets and morphing them into Green Uni," that is good enough. You are free to interpret GUP ever which way after this point on. =)




Materials:

Green Uni Morphing PotionSsSsSsS!




Procedures:
1. Adopt a painted/LE pet via your own preferred method.
2. Pop open the potion and morph the pet into a Green Uni. Oh, the color of envy!
3. Pound the pet for others to adopt, because as we all know, Green Unis are loved by all.
4. Enjoy a strange sense of satisfaction while listening to Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal.
5. And then maybe prance around like the Tooth Faerie a little...!!!




Results:
These are the pets that have been morphed Green Unis. They all look sad below because they weren't Green Unis yet. Now that they are, they are much happier!! You're welcome, you adorable critters. We love y'all!

If you have morphed a few pets into Green Unis yourself, Neomail me the pets' info AFTER they have been morphed. I will gladly put them up on this ever-growing list!

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEW, EDITTED LIST!




Conclusions:
Green Uni Morphing Potions are cheap to buy. Painted and LE pets are always dwelling around the pound. The only logical thing to do next to mix the two together and let this twisted fairy-tale to persist on. It's just pure common sense, no?









Supporters:
Thank you all for supporting the GUP. I will ELIMINATE this supporter section from now on due to the increasing amount of hate mails sent to people on this list. If you need to vent, by all means, direct your snazzy insults and dynamic hate mails to me. I will read them over snack time because reading does a mind good. If you are a brave soul and STILL want your user name to appear here, Neomail me back to re-gain your official supporter status.

(Please think not twice, BUT TEN TIMES to yourself before asking to be put on this Brave souls list. By being on here, you may be subjected to hate mail, insults on NeoBoards, or insults on other anti-GUP pet pages. However, if you're audacious enough...!!)

Brave souls:
Brave soul list is currently under going important changes. Yay!! In the meantime, please do NOT contact me about adding to the list. Thanks!!




Resources:

Down with the Pound
Wait, did that just rhyme? We must be reading poetry!

The Anti Green Uni Project
My very first inspired fan page. Cool!
Against GUP, but their spirits and fervor shall be admired.

GUP Related FAQ: Your one-stop resource guide for GUP
If you have questions about GUP or Anti-GUP, please read this.

A Candid Confession Directed to GUP
Awwwwww... I am crying so hard from joy that I am speechless! Eeeek!!!
Thank you, Ania!

A Beautiful Poem written for the Beautiful GUP
I read it and I think it deserves the Pulitzer for literature.
So check it out. Reading is good for ya!

The (unofficial) REAL reasons for GUPPING Pets
A well done page deserves a space here. Both contents and design.




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