DXU

Unless you're a blonde - dxu

And then she throws that at me and I snapped my fingers in a Z. - dxu

I also love that it rhymes... I wasn't even trying. - dxu

or WALK, LAZY! - dxu

My friend texts me "Pneopetsarty? Now?" and I'm like -_- I wish they'd give me some sort of heads-up I haven't even showered~ - dxu

NOT DXU

Wow at the candychan stamp, did you restock that? - anon

for the candychan stamp there's a dude selling for 2xpcc, 1 royal pb and 800k on the tp (he's got 3 stamps)
how about 2xPCC +800k ?
u just threw out 1.75 m what is this
all y random avatars i get randomly
WOW LOOK HOW BIG THIS IS

alyssa gets really excited about kads, brought to you by lc

forseeing a merge at 00?
nah that's the first pend for mini 1 and mini 2 hasn't pended yet
predicting an 04 total merge leggo
this is like a sport
omg
what would be so rude
would be if mini 1 went at 50 but main didn't and we were
all O GOD WAS THAT MAIN OR MINI SO MANY KADS I CAN'T TELL why am i getting so excited about this o my goodness
i was thinking, if there were only 16 kads available to feed rn,then we'd NEVER KNOW if it was a mini or a main that went if the 2 minis merged! unless it was a main and then after went one mini, and then other. but how clever! we'd be tricked! alyssa stop talking about kad times literally no one cares you big loser
GOOD LUCK FEEDERS DON'T BE TRIKCED BY THIER TOMFOOLERY MINI FEEDERS!!!!

why nobody likes me on neopets, by alyssa, brought to you by lc

IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW, IM PUNCHING MY COMPUTER. IM SHAKING MY COMPUTER AND I'M KICKING THAT FAERIE WITH THOSE WELLINGTON BOOTS SHE ASKED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY DOUBLE FEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW IM PUTTING MY COMPUTER MONITOR BACK ON BECAUSE I BROKE IT IN A RAGE

THE LEAST I ASK FROM YOU IS RESPECT!!!!!!!!! I PUT MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS INTO THIS GUILD AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOING TO RAGE QUIT NEOPETS!!!!!!!!!

truly i dont know where u all got the impression this guild was a joke just because itis a joke, but IT DESERVES SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

awkward moments, by lc

trying to quit neopets
but realizing u have no friends irl

when ur dad tells a dinner party that u play neopets

when ur dad tells a dinner party u got straight as