Hi there, and welcome to P.A.I.L., or Pet And Item Lending, your top source for your basic avatar needs. My name is Mikey (username neomikey07) and I have decided to assist kind Neopians in achieving their dreams of a well-rounded, exceptional account.
I currently lend :
- Lawyerbot ♥ Usuki
- King Kelpbeard
- Niten Hiroru
- Fire Paw
- I'm Smelly
- Mad About Orange
- I Taunt the Pant Devil
- Evil Fuzzle - BOO!
- Grundo - Forever Orange
I am currently saving for a Faerie Queen Doll! Stay tuned!
P.A.I.L. is an organization that I set up on Nov. 15, 2012 (Neopets' 13th Birthday!) to simply assist with avatar needs for Neopians young and old. So far, it has been a great success, with nearly 40 lends already! If you would like to be lent, please send neomikey07 a neomail here.
1. PLEASE do not scam me. I spent a LOT of money on obtaining these items for your personal enjoyment.
2. Please do not send me multiple neomails in less than a day about being lent one particular avatar item(s). That will slow me down. Maybe after one or two days, but don't pester me every hour. It's not helpful.
3. I might make some exceptions for people that I know well, but if I say full collateral, I mean full collateral. That will only be for the higher-end avatars, though.
4. I would prefer if you had at least 150 avatars to be lent.
5. Please do have 49 items in your inventory while being lent.
6. PET LENDS - TRANSFER LENDS ONLY. Be sure to have an open transfer when signing up!
7. You MUST neomail the next person on the list the day before. If they do not reply by the end of the day, they WILL be skipped.
8. Pet lends are chains - sign up for it by neomailing me here.
Please, notify me if I miss something. I am relatively new to lending.
For Lawyerbot, I will set up five trades, with 10 different items with the word Usuki in the title. You will offer 5000 neopoints and a junk item on each trade, and get the avatar by refreshing in your inventory. Immediately set up five trades with 10 usukis on each, and I will offer 5000 neopoints with the same junk on each trade. COLLAT REQUIRED: 25,000 NP
For Codestones, I will set up 1 trade containing one of each original codestone. You will offer 22500 neopoints and 1 junk item on the trade, and get the avatar by refreshing in your inventory. As soon as you get it, set up another trade with the codestones. I will offer your money back with the junk. Ta-da! You have that avatar. COLLAT REQUIRED: 22,500 NP
For Robo, I will set up a trade with one Robo Eyrie, and you MUST offer 45000 NP and a junk item on it. Place it in your CLASSIC neohome, and get the avatar. Then, remove it and make another trade with it, and I will send back your 45k and the junk. COLLAT REQUIRED: 45,000 NP
For King Kelpbeard, I will send you an Oversized Maractite Rune Sword, and then you must view this page to get the avatar. As soon as you get it, send the sword back immediately. FREE LEND
For Niten Hiroru, I will set up a trade with just the item "Niten Hiroru". You will offer 20k and a junk item on the item, and I will accept. To get the avatar, you must go here, and immediately after you get the avatar, set up a trade with just the card. I will send your 20k back, with the junk. COLLAT REQUIRED: 20,000 NP
For Vira, I will send you a Spring Mirror. You will then go to this page, get the avatar, and send the mirror back. FREE LEND
For Fire Paw, I will send you the item of the same name. You will receive it and insert it into your NeoDeck. Once you get the avatar, remove the card from your deck and send it back. FREE LEND
For Dung, I will set up a trade with 10 different dung items. You will offer 4k and a junk item on the items, and refresh in your inventory to get the avatar. After you get the avatar, set up another trade with the 10 dung items, and I will offer your 4000 neopoints back with the junk. COLLAT REQUIRED: 4,000 NP
For Mad About Orange, I will set up a trade with 8 items with the word "orange" in their name. You will offer 2k and a junk item. Get the avatar by refreshing in your inventory with the items in it. After you get the avatar, set up the trade and I will offer the 2k back with the junk. COLLAT REQUIRED: 2,000 NP
For Gnome, I will send you a Welcoming Lupe Gnome, and you will visit the Garden Centre. This will get you the avatar. After you get it, send it back. FREE LEND
For I Taunt the Pant Devil, I will set up THIRTEEN trades, each with 10 sand snowballs, except for the thirteenth trade, which will contain 6. For the first twelve trades, you will offer 5,500 NP and a junk item for each, except for the last one with 6 snowballs, where you will offer 2,250 NP and a junk item. I will give you 10 minutes to refresh in your inventory. Check your neoboard preferences if you don't see the event. If you still do not have the avatar, send me a mail and I will give you 10 more minutes. I will either wait until you get the avatar, or at the end of 20 minutes. At the end of 20 minutes, I'm sorry, you will have to wait until tomorrow until you can be lent again. After 20 minutes, or when you get the avatar, set up the 13 trades, and I will offer your neopoints and junk back. I will not lend this very often, so consider yourself lucky if you get lent. COLLAT REQUIRED: 68,250 NP
For Evil Fuzzle - BOO!, I will simply send you a Blue Evil Fuzzle. You will play with it with your pet until you get the avatar. Warning - this avatar may take days to get. If your pets don't want to play with it, try changing the language. Thanks kirstie204 for the Fuzzle! After you get the avatar, send the fuzzle back. FREE LEND
I will send you the pet, you will view its lookup and send it to the next person on the day that they have asked for. Got it?
CHAIN LEND LIST
I TAUNT THE PANT DEVIL: 4
KING KELPBEARD: 3
FIRE PAW: 2
DARIGAN TONU: 2
NITEN HIRORU: 2
MAD ABOUT ORANGE: 1
EVIL FUZZLE: 1
Now you can link back to me with this cool button and banner!
I got this cool button and this banner at the Globe, get yours today!
Thank you for choosing P.A.I.L., and have a nice day!
What is P.A.I.L.?
- What I Lend
- Total Safe Lends
- Link Back
I am listed at AllieCat's Lending Directory!
Q: What does 20k mean?
A: 20,000, as the k means thousand.
Q: How do I send an item to you?
A: To send the item back, just click on the item in your inventory and click on 'Send to NeoFriend' in the drop-down menu. Just type in neomikey07 in the text box.
Q: What is Collat?
A: Collat (short for collateral) is an amount of neopoints you give up to me in case of a bad random event that might steal or disintegrate my item. In this case, I keep the collateral. But at a safe lend, I'll give it back. :)
All text 2012-13, Mikey (neomikey07)