This FAQ is not a place for definitive answers to common HC questions. It's actually a collection of the most common *answers* to the most common questions. Enjoy!
Q: Why is it that HCers are always so rude?
A:It's because of spam questions like THIS.
We're just sick of scammers and spammers
No. We don't help people. Especially spammers.
Aww. I like to think I help people when I can.
There are lots of kind HCers out there, you're generalising!
Q: Is this reportable?
A:Yes.
No.
Hmm, not sure! Ask TNT in the editorial?
If you have to ask, don't do it!
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU REPORT HAPPIES WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING REPORTABLE GET A LIFE AND GET OFF NEOPETS!!11!1!
Q: Why are you people so MEAN?
A:Because you're SPAMMING.
I'm not mean! I'm really nice!
Reported!
Really, we're just sick of people spamming all the time.
Some people just get a kick out of insulting other people.
Q: I know this isn't a Neo-related question, but...
A:Neo-related questions only.
Take this to the newbie boards.
Sorry, but you can only talk about Neopets here.
Just to let you know, some people are going to flame you for this!
I'm not going to report you, but other people will! Neo-related topics only next time!
Reported for spamming.
Q: Where and when did Ethel Gelert (replace with applicable name) die?
A:You must do Esophagor's quest twice to get the answers.
The answers are totally random, you have to do Esophagor's quests.
Why do people always ask this question?
Q: Can someone please give me a baby/faerie/maraquan (insert or delete as applicable) paint brush?
A:BEGGING IS AGAINST THE RULES!
Reported!
Earn your own stuff, n00b!
Read the rules, it says begging is NOT ALLOWED.
Sure, when kaus fly!
Oh sure, let me spend millions of my hard earned NP just for you. There you go.
Sorry but this is not allowed. You have to earn it yourself.
Click the magic button between Explore and Boards.
Q: I just got warned/suspended/frozen (again, delete as applicable) UNFAIRLY!
A:Next time read the rules.
Sorry to hear that, good luck starting over.
Everyone makes mistakes, don't worry about it.
-Contact Us- at the bottom of the page.
It was only a warning. Next time be more careful.
By the time you have contacted TNT, your suspension will be over.
Aww, even TNT makes mistakes sometimes. Try asking them about it?
You probably did nothing. TNT is -always- giving unfair warnings/suspensions/freezings now. I've had (insert large number) myself and they were all unfair.
Q: Is this a glitch?
A:Yes.
Nope, doesn't happen for me.
Can't you READ? There's like a hundred boards about this already!
I'm so sick of seeing this topic!
Nah, it's just you.
Stop complaining! TNT are humans too and of course they're not going to fix it right away, it's (insert day/time here), they won't even be awake yet!
Stop complaining, be grateful everything else is working.
Q: I have the petpet lab map now how do I use it?
A:You need the SECRET LABORATORY MAP first.
Go to games, puzzles, maps. But you need the pet map first.
You'd think that with the amount of times people ask this they'd work out that you need BOTH maps!
Q: Please help me my pet is sick and I can't afford the cure! (Common variation: My pet is sick, what do I do/how do I cure it?)
A:Go to the Healing Springs in Faerieland every 30 minutes.
Healing Springs every 30 minutes. It might take a few tries, but it will heal your pet eventually.
Neopets can't die and the cures are overpriced. Just use the Healing Springs.
You can't ask for items, you'll have to earn the neopoints for the cure yourself.
I have the cure in my shop for the lowest on the shop wiz!
Click the magic button between Explore and Boards.
Q: I have (insert large-ish amount) of neopoints. Am I doing well?
A:Yes, well done!
This isn't your first account, is it?
That's NOTHING! I have, like, 50 million neopoints right now. I'm going for the Adam avatar.
That's very good for your account age.
Not really, I had that much at half your age.
I had more than that at your age, but it's a good start!
As long as you're happy, it shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks.
I could make that much in a couple of days, but everyone has different earning rates.
Q: Can I create a krawk/draik on krawk/draik day?
A:No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Q: Can I create a lutari on lutari day?
A:No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
Q: (Any question written with lots of spelling/grammatical errors, obnoxious use of capitalisation and/or chatspeak)
A:(Any excuse to flame)
Q: Does the HC have ANY free will?
A:Nope. We're all mindless robots controlled by Lord Sloth.
All hail the Meepit army!
Uh, yes. We do. We just FOLLOW THE RULES.
Reported for spam. This is ridiculous.
Q: Jelly World DOES exist! Ahahaha! -insert broken link-
A:Wow, took you long enough to figure out.
Yeah, this is really unoriginal.
No it doesn't!
The whole Jelly-World-doesn't-exist thing is a lame joke created by TNT which people still seem to feel obligated to go along with.
The link you posted didn't work. It's here -insert broken link-