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HI! I am Glurblefraz the Grundo. What brings you to my little old webpage guest? Maybe you were sent here to check out our Newcomer Help Guide by my wonderful owner, highland_sword, also known as Dave. Dave says I have "Gravity Adjustment issues" and need some learnin so's I can know my way around Neopia like the other pets do! He says.... "The best way to learn is to take the Monocerous by the horns! When he convinced me that was just a saying, I came out from under my beanbag chair and agreed to take over this help page for his notes and stuff. So, here I am! See me love me!! heheheee... Meet Dr. Nue B. Gon. He is here to help new people avoid becoming "nOObe" people! His favoritw quote is No noobes is GOOD noobes. Dave was on ce accused of being a "nooooooob" and says that Dr. Neu really helped him understand things and now he wants us to help others, so here is some of the stuff Dave learned at Dr. Nue B. Gon's clinic!! He says there is NEVER a need to beg or ask for donations and ANYONE can become a Neopian Millionaire! When Dave took the time to follow these easy steps he made his first Million in just 3 weeks! YES, it is THAT EASY! Curious Folk ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome! If you are looking for an easy guide to get started, this is the place! 16 steps to freebies and a few pointers :D if you want more advanced stuff you will find links to our other help pages below! Welcome to the Newcomers Help Guide!! Newcomer Help Guide First things first - there are lots of links that will take you away from this page. To be sure you dont get lost, make a bookmark using the Ctrl and D keys! That way you can find your way back anytime you want! Daily Do's OK - SO you want FREE STUFF, EASY MONEY & you wanna BE SUCESSFUL? Well here is a list 16 FREE things to do EVERY DAY: 1. Collect your Bank Interest every day - before you deposit NP in for that day. 2. Go to the Healing Springs every 30 minutes for healings, food or free potions! 3.Play Fruit Machine, and you might even win a Paint Brush. 4. Get some Omelette to feed your pet. 5. Play Tombola for free every day and you could win Bottled Faeries or Codestones. 6. Go to Coltzan's Shrine** you get your pet blessed or find some cool items! 7. The most important meal of the day is Breakfast so go get someIslandberry Crunch! 8. Try to humor the Grumpy Old King for items and Neo Points. 9. Go to Terror Mountain and try to take something from the treasure of theSnowager* 10. Pets still hungry? Go get a 7-11 Rice Ball! 11. Try guessing the weight of the Marrow! If right you could win a RARE item! 12. Go Fishing every hour if you can! There is AWSOME stuff to catch! 13. Visit the Rich Slorg every day and get some Neo Points! 14. Adventerous? Try to find the lost treasure of The Deserted Tomb & you could come back rich AND famous! 15. Too poor to buy ANY food for your pets? Go see the Soup Faerie 16. Money Tree has free stuff... if your QUICK enough. 2-3 items a day. ~WHAT??? You want MORE FREE STUFF?? There is other free stuff you can get Monthly, Check the Calendar every day cuz sometimes there are special days for YOUR pet to get something special. The absolute BEST time of year for free stuff us during Advent month you can get free stuff EVERY DAY!!! OK, here is what I got ON important SECRET STUFF TO KNOW: If you want to Wake the Snowager you need to know the *SNOWAGER SLEEPING TIMES: 6:00-7:00 am NST 2:00-3:00 pm NST 10:00- 11:00 pm NST **COLTZANS SHRINE PRIZE TIMES: - {might be only a rumor so I am testing this out now. Let me know if it worked for you! Speed: Every fifth minute of the hour (example: 5:05) Defense: Every tenth minute of the hour (example: 5:10) Strength: Every thirty minutes of the hour (example: 5:30) Life (Hit Points) : Every hour of the day (example: 5:00) Level: Every two hours of the day! (example: 3:00, 5:00, 7:00 NST) Doubloons: Every 55 seconds past the hour. We got a Dubloon at 8:30:00 PM NST. Burnt Food: 11:00 - 12:00 NST Half Price Day - The 3rd of each month is Half Price Day in ALL NEOPETS shops -- except the Hidden Tower. User store prices are not affected by this. Give Away Times: All times are in NST and given away at the money tree. Balthazar's Mega Faerie Giveaway Bonanza=6 am everyday or wednesday... Chocolate Giveaway=5:50 pm on Sunday Now, we did our part and told you ALL the free stuff we know about. The real sucess is up to you! After you do all the stuff above, we suggest you PLAY LOTS OF FREE GAMES! We on ce earned 50,000 NP in one day doing this! OK - I know this next part is risky, but if your careful and dont get carried away, go take a look at the Gamble stuff like wheels of fortune & such - while possible harm to pets may occur, there are NP, prizes and blessings that are well worth the risk. You can allways see the Water Faerie to get us healed. There are TWO more things you can ~learn~ and do to earn Neo Points. Take your time, check out our Hints and Tips page for more info. on these: 1) Open your own Shop to sell all the extra stuff you find and buy. 2) Go to the Faerie city and try to get jobs at the Employment Agency. You got to be quick and there is stuff to learn for this and other quests, but we needed to tell you about this. Employment Agency Times: 0:00:00 Past the Neopets Hour and every 10 minutes after that. When you are all done, feel free to check out our shop, Curious Curios! You need SOMETHING to spend all your newfound wealth on :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want to see a list of hidden places of Neopia? This link takes you to our other pet page where Dave put up something he likes to call The Magic Door. Have fun and come back to see us again! .