You trail briskly through the neohome you had approached just moments before.After that odd cat-like girl had invited you in for cookies,which had been burned,you cautiously make your way to the washroom in hope of a glass of water in which to wash your mouth of the nasty burnt cookie taste.

Seeing a white room nearby,you enter,and look in.Its a cloud neoroom,full of pink and cloud furniture galore.Bouncy,soft,and luxurious you enter.Sniffing in the cloudy scent of goodness,you smile.Only to spot that you are not the only person in the room.Who is that there?-you nudge closer-why,its a little disco aisha girl.She seems to just be sitting there... Urm..hello?ong what are you doing in my room?!?? evil beast!-whacks with a broom- (oh,it happens to be a limited edition Glenco pink broom,deluxe)MEOW! oh,I didnt realize that was you guest,excuse me'self *bow's rather cutely* meow,I am Glenco,or Glen as I wish to be called!Call me anything else,and I think I may need to let Cat eat you!*She winks and blows a kiss,as if not realizing what she had just said* I am just the cutest little aisha that is out there...and you /know/ it! meow.*gigglemeow*.

You stare at the aisha.She was obviously not the cutest thing out there,dear me she was quite odd to be precise.Ugly.

*whimpermeow* I heard that!!!OMG you rude person.Get oooooouuuuuttttt *shoves you* oh wait,meow.You came to see me?I forgot.Let me outlay my WHOLE STORY and life to you!it shall be ever so joyful to tell, meow.*She joyfully romps around,and after a few moments she comes up to you,and pushes you onto the ground*Ok so sit down and listen,and no snide remarks!!!*purr*

,after rudely pushing you,she sits you down on a comfy little pink something,your not really sure,and you listen for the little story she wishes to tell.She smiles cutely,mewing constantly as she tears a book away from her gathow.

Uurrrmmmm...

ok.You want to know about me? THEN I SHALL TELL YOU ABOUT ME.Meow.Where to start..where to start?ong,you are so rude and not helping me think of what to tell you about my life ! *sniff*

hmm...no wait,dont speak,I shall start.I got it! Ok,My name is Glen (duh) and I am fantabulous little disco aisha ! meow.I live on mystery island,where I like get /tans/ and look all pretty,and and,I am but 11! I am a wee little aisha,arent I? I currently work at a clothes store,for promotional reasons,cause I have a clothes line in the works *purrrrr* its called 'Glen meow meow' cause..umm..I dunno its just like that !*gigglepurr*

Where I work?ong how rude to ask.Of course I was going to tell you.I work at this snobby little store called the White Kadoatie.*MEOW*I need to work there or else I cannot buy food and I will be forced to eat Rachel's horrid,awful,nasty.../burnt cookies/ *sniffs up in disgust*

I have lotsa friends,and love to go shopping,and to make clothes and dolls and make friends and be popular and all that!!! cause I do.meow.I also model for my clothes line,and I line dance.But its a cutey little line dance I made up wich contains much pink and a layered dress'.MEOWMEOWMEOW

And every friday I host a cute little karaoke party thing where I mostly sing and everyone dances...because I am the best singer no doubt ! meow*begins to sing*

you cover your ears in hope of surviving the nasty singing,and wait as she continues her quite odd tale-

Ong,yes,I have stats!! like any other pet.Durh.Cause without stats...we would be poor little statless pets *cry* meow

Here are my basic stats:

Here are my battledome stats stats:

And of course my trophies: MEOW! I won 1st place in aisha, and 3rd overall with 541 votes on January 13th, 2006. Meow meow! =

Ong.Here is Rachel,or DK as she is called.She is my *hiss* owner.She is pretty much ok I figure..she is 14 year old nutsy cheshire cat in training with way to many cats.Meow.Did you know she used to have one named after me?/me/? A little tabby.I look nothing like that kitten! *sobs* The kitten's name isint even Glen anymore *sob* its Jazz.Because only Rachel called her Glen..meow...well..back to Rachel.She makes horrible cookies and is afraid of water,cept for baths,meow.She likes old time music and drawing..though she stinks at it.She draws me uglyyyyy *sniff* And she makes icky natto soup.And sticky rice balls.Which are pretty good I guess,meow.

AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!*the little disco aisha hops over,and grabs a tiny little yellow gathow from a pile of pink blankets and assorted pillows* THIS IS CAT!or C-chan as I sometimes call her! she is my gathow! *gigglemeow* Cat is such a darling!she has the cutest little purple eyes and she is so cute in her wee yellow fur *giggle* *she prods the tiny gathow,as it snarls and hisses**the gathow leaps out of Glen's arms,right onto a pillow,snarling and jumping as it tore up the heart shaped pillow* HEY CAT THATS MINE!*Glen reveals a tiny pink ribbon* DOWN CAT DOWN! *the gathow zooms under the bed,its purple eyes glowing* umm....next part perhaps?Cat is having her usual tantrum... meow.

AAIEEEEEEE!!!!*Glen grabs her pink broom,and begins to swat at the little bug that appears to be on Cat's fur*EVIL BUG!EVIL EVIL EVIL!AND DISGUSTING!!!!*the zytch jumps on Glen,causing her to fall down and flail around,meowing in anger as she attempts to get the bug off*

*Purrgiggle* Of course I have friends! I am not some friendless little person,nada! I am a cutesy little girly kitty with plenty of friends and all that hoo hah. meow

Kateasi: my first friend, meow.She is a stylish and very giggly,fashionable and awsome friend ! she works at a nice fashionable cutesy store..*sob* why cant I work there? but noooooooooooooooo..evil white kadoatie with color blind usul boss lady! Kateasi is teh most awsome little desert aisha peep you can find! She is also my bestest friend with Pink and Mika!

Pink:ong.What to say about Pink.All I can say is that she is awsome!! meow.She has the cutest wings that flutter and all that junk *sweet smile* she works with Kateasi,and is really the same as her,my goodness.They are like twins,the crazy-ness! *sobmeow* I want a twin! Pink is also my best friend, along with Mika and Kateasi!*squeal*

Zai: ong.Zai is awsome! her with her little plooshy-ness of terror! rawr.She is so fun to attack,cause she dosent get hurt.She is so funny and giggly..ong like me,Pink and Kateasi.We are all twins *claps in awe of her find* I now have not one twin,but three! *dances in merryment*

Mika:ONG TIS MIKA PEEP!My bestest friend *gasps in shock* she is the /pwnsome/ kitty! she has wings,like..KATEASI AND PINK!mrrf.I wish I could fly, and I also wish that Rachel could draw pretty pictures like Rin,because Rachel is a horrible drawer meow! *flaps her arms,taking a sad attempt at flying*

Miielle:EEEE!!!*insane giggling* this is Miielle, my orange growing friend. She lives in a cottage in Neopian Central, and sells oranges. She has the MOST DARLING angelpuss out there! Mandarin is sosososososososo cute! Miielle helps me out in my garden, and its funny because she plays DRESS UP.TEE HEE!!!*she meows happily* I met Miielle recently, but she is really really nice!

Wings:WINGSY-CHAN!!!!*Squeals loudly* He is sososososo nice! *huggles him* We met a while ago, but recently met up again!!! He is really nice, and we have the WEIRDEST ADVENTURES!!!!!!!! You should meet him. He has a cute little angelpuss named Disco, also! so kawaii!*hops about in glee*>

Like any other pet,I have things that make me purr and giggle with delight,and some things that I wish would dissapear off the face of the earth, meow.So I took ALL OF THESE THINGS,and piled them up in a messy-like pile to go and dance in!!!*dances in pile of make-believe things she finds is her likes and dislikes*

Likes

• color pink
• giggling
• friends
• my clothes line
• color pink
• gathows
• my fans
• fashion
• candy
• aishanip
• fanart
• cloud things
• usukis!

Dislikes

• dung
• most meat
• liars
• non pink lovers!
• stinky things
• the color green
• when I cant sing
• stage fright
• when my paws get all pruny from swimming to long
• greennn
• mean people
• aisha haters -gasp-
• bugs

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

you want to hear my story?smart choice oh odd one! meow.How I came to be?How I live?How I ended up with Rachel and her stinky burnt cookies?Read on...*giggle* who knows,you might find out some deep dark secret you never knew bout me before ,meow.

Weeeelllll..it went like this.meow.*she plops something on your head,as you seem to see something in your mind*

It was a warm sunny day in neopian central,and Rachel,a confused little new neopet player was wandering around helpessly in this new world.She had no idea what she would do,she had eaten all her catnip and devoured everything in the newbie pack (including the non food items),but could not help but notice all the strange pets walking along her.Would she herself be accompanied by one to in the future?

Still aimlessly wandering around,she found herself infront of a rather strange HUGE building.Walking in,her little bell on her tail clinking,matching the tune of the bell on the door as she arrived in the building.She attempted to take note of her surroundings,though everything seemed to be so unusual to her,

A strange cat like pet,a wocky,sat at the front desk."New I suppose?"the wocky drolled on,scanning Rachel.Rachel stared cautiously at the girl before her,eyes blinking."uhhhhh..."she said.The wocky nodded."this way"she said,still staring at Rachel.What a peculiar young girl,she must have been thinking.

The wocky went on "I suppose you want a cat-like pet?"she asked,looking at Rachel's clothing and headgear.Rachel nodded."well,you can have one like myself"she suggested.Rachel shook her head no.This wocky was mean,who knew what another one of her would look like?

Acara or Aisha then"she said.Rachel turned.Aisha?that was a name she had heard before, Japanese, wasn't it?.It seemed so..right."Aisha"she smiled.The wocky stared at Rachel."Yes hun,its the name of pet.So you want one?"she questioned.Rachel quickly shood her head in a gesture reading 'yes'.

Leading to this teensy little place,Rachel stared around.The word aisha was everywhere,some posters,everything.As well as a little hatchet of eggs and some already born aishas,frolicking about.They had an extra pair of ears,Rachel noticed,but overall they were the most adorable things she had ever seen.The wocky turned to face Rachel"male or female?"Rachel smiled "female please" and with that the wocky let her to a section full of wee little eggs,colored pretty.But one of them was so pretty and wonderful,pink with ravishing yellow... .

GLENCO *stare* it did not happen that way.You were red, I painted you disco,remember ??