(highlight for the answer)

Why do crows sit on telephone wires?
[to make long distance caws]

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
[at the ghost office!]

What did Snow White say to the photographer?
[someday my prints will come!]

What do witches get in hotels?
[broom service!]

What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
[do you believe in people?]

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What should you do when zombies surround your house?
[hope it's halloween]

I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I?
[a liar!]

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
[no body]

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
[spare ribs]

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

Why do witches wear name tags?
[so they can tell which witch is which!]

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
[because he's a pain in the neck!]

What's a monster's favourite Shakespeare play?
[Romeo and Ghouliet.]

Who does Dracula get mail from?
[his fang club]

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

What song does Dracula hate?
[You Are My Sunshine]

Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
[he was always a goblin]

What type of monster really loves dance music?
[The Boogieman]

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
[to stop his coffin]

What can't you give the headless horseman?
[a headache]

How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
[give him screws instead!]

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

What subject in school do witches excel at?

Who wrote the best-selling book about haunted mansions?
[a ghost writer, of course!]

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

What do you call a ton of bones?

When is the best time zombies can build snowmen?
[in the dead of winter]

What time is it when you are being chased by 5 hungry monsters?
[5 after 1]

What is the Loch Ness monsters favorite meal?
[fish and ships]

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
[they have a lot team SPIRIT]

What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do witches say to their brooms before going to sleep?
[nighty night, sweep tight]

What do you get when you cross a hippo and the Invisible Man?
[a big nothing]

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is one room that ghosts always avoid?
[the LIVING room]

What is the fastest time in the Werewolf Olympics?
[70 Mauls-per-hour]

Which ghost ate the porridge?

What did the unhealthy ghost start doing?
[he started "exorcizing" more!]

Why is a ghost a bad liar?
[you can see right through them]

What kind of pet does a mad scientist have?
[a black lab]

Where does a ghost fill up his car?
[the ghastly station]

When is it really bad luck to see a black cat?
[when you're a mouse]

What do goblins shop for?

How do you greet a 3 headed monster?
[hi, hi, hi!]

What designer brand do witches wear?
[decay NY]

What kind of candy do ghosts, goblins and monsters never eat?
[life savers]

What's a witch's favorite television show?
[life styles of the witch and famous]

What does a ghost chew?
[BOO-bble gum]

Where do ghosts buy their clothes at?
[at BOO-tiques]

What happened to the monster's kids who took vitamins?
[they grue-some]

What kind of monster is black and yellow and buzzes?
[a zom-bee]

What does Barbie carve on Halloween?
[a pump-KEN]

What brand of makeup does the Bride of Frankenstein use?
[Cover Ghoul]

What wears a cape, has big fangs and is blue?
[a vampire holding their breath]

What kind of exams would you get if a witch was your teacher?

Which monsters sell cookies?
[The Ghoul Scouts]

What do you call a cold, evil candle?
[the wicked wick of the north]

What game show are ghosts a big fan of?
[squeal of fortune]

What did the vampire eat that gave him heartburn?
[a stake sandwich]

When do ghosts usually appear?
[right before someone screams!]

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
[sheet belts!]

Why was the boy unhappy to win first prize at the costume contest?
[because he just came to pick up his sister!]

What's a vampire's favourite animal?
[a giraffe]

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
[he got ticks]

How do skeletons call their friends?
[on a telebone!]

What's the first thing that Frankenstein does in the morning?
[he wakes up!]

Why do witches use pencil sharpeners?
[to keep their hats pointed]

What's a witches favorite film?
[My Fear Lady]

What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
[a witch laughing her head off]

Why are skeletons so calm?
[because nothing gets under their skin]