Why do crows sit on telephone wires?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
What did Snow White say to the photographer?
What do witches get in hotels?
What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What should you do when zombies surround your house?
I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I?
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Why do witches wear name tags?
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
What's a monster's favourite Shakespeare play?
Who does Dracula get mail from?
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
What song does Dracula hate?
Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
What type of monster really loves dance music?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
What can't you give the headless horseman?
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
What subject in school do witches excel at?
Who wrote the best-selling book about haunted mansions?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What do you call a ton of bones?
When is the best time zombies can build snowmen?
What time is it when you are being chased by 5 hungry monsters?
What is the Loch Ness monsters favorite meal?
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do witches say to their brooms before going to sleep?
What do you get when you cross a hippo and the Invisible Man?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is one room that ghosts always avoid?
What is the fastest time in the Werewolf Olympics?
Which ghost ate the porridge?
What did the unhealthy ghost start doing?
Why is a ghost a bad liar?
What kind of pet does a mad scientist have?
Where does a ghost fill up his car?
When is it really bad luck to see a black cat?
What do goblins shop for?
How do you greet a 3 headed monster?
What designer brand do witches wear?
What kind of candy do ghosts, goblins and monsters never eat?
What's a witch's favorite television show?
What does a ghost chew?
Where do ghosts buy their clothes at?
What happened to the monster's kids who took vitamins?
What kind of monster is black and yellow and buzzes?
What does Barbie carve on Halloween?
What brand of makeup does the Bride of Frankenstein use?
What wears a cape, has big fangs and is blue?
What kind of exams would you get if a witch was your teacher?
Which monsters sell cookies?
What do you call a cold, evil candle?
What game show are ghosts a big fan of?
What did the vampire eat that gave him heartburn?
When do ghosts usually appear?
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Why was the boy unhappy to win first prize at the costume contest?
What's a vampire's favourite animal?
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
How do skeletons call their friends?
What's the first thing that Frankenstein does in the morning?
Why do witches use pencil sharpeners?
What's a witches favorite film?
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
Why are skeletons so calm?