They can't understand. They will never understand us. They say we are cursed. Do you believe that is so? No, no. We were once, perhaps, but we are cursed no more. It was a very long time ago that we were two, but we are one now, and we will stay one forever.

They can't understand, they'll never understand. A long time ago even we would not have understood. We didn't. A long time ago, we never cared for each other, never shared our souls. We were twins, yes. But we did not care.

I was arrogant, rambunctious. You were reserved and quiet.

I was silent and closed. You were open and courageous.

We were opposites. We still are. The difference is that we are one. We got into trouble back then, didn't we? The only time one of us stood for the other. The only time then we felt the need to protect each other. When one was killed, the wrong one.

We were cursed then, yes. We combined our souls into one body, to save the life that died that day. Cursed to one form, cursed to an eternity of effort to act simultaneously. Abhorred it, I think. At first.

But now, we are not two, but one. We shall forever be one.

Statistics

Name: Funk/Tiert
Nickname: Funky/Tier
Species: Mutated serpent
Age: Ancient
Gender: Male
Family: Right here
Personality: Loud, rash, bold, ill-tempered, overprotective, kind, awkward/Quiet, calm, collected, protective, caring, loving, selfless

Family


Illydir
Blue Draik
Oh my. Crazy, this one. Crazy is good, crazy is interesting. Play with us, young dragon? We live for very long and tire of continuity. So we shall play. We will fly your skies, eat your candy, play your games. It will be most fun. You are welcome near us.



Ryuustar
Halloween Shoyru
Yuck, a salamander, we thought at first. But you've turned out to be our first playmate. You are the most interesting of all our playthings. Please continue to rely on us when you are lonely and hurt. We will play with you and cheer you up.



Sieirou
Maraquan Shoyru
Do not worry, we've tired of treasure hunts. Besides, look what is has done to you. We won't risk it, no. We won't risk being separated once more. You are welcome to envy us, but do not play with us, no. You bring death with you everywhere. We've had enough death.


Phalein
Robot Shoyru
Oh my my my. An interesting one, you are. We wonder which parts of you are salamander and which are machine? I suppose even you do not know. You are a mystery, a game. Let's take you apart and put you back together. A puzzle with many pieces.


Hemotoxin
Ice Hissi
Hello! We know you hate us, so we cannot help ourselves when we are around you. Hate is fun, hate is a game. That makes you very fun. Be our plaything. It is fun for everyone. And please don't freeze us this time~




Luciouiz
Maraquan Hissi
Oh yes, fun! Let us dance! Let the lights flash and the music boom, and the three of us will have the best of times! You are far better than us, strange. You come from the sea, but you are the most skilled on the dance floor.


Malverin
Island Hissi
Good. Stay away from us. We don't need you as a plaything. You are far too boring, thinking of just one thing always, always. Dull. Perhaps your personality is absolutely nothing beyond your pride?


Fyeha
Halloween Kougra
Here kitty kitty~ Playing with you is playing with knives. We love your danger, we love your mischief. What's behind your mask? Are you missing an eye? Let us see it? We want to touch it. We want to play with it. Let us play with it? Please?


Lezylea
Faerie Kougra
Oh, another little kitty~ So fluffy and colorful, this one. You are fun, so make sure you don't get killed, all right? Because if you die, then its no fun at all. You are also playing with knives. Very dangerous~



Aioz
Spotted Kougra
Oh yes~! Party times! Come on, come on, let's go~ Let's go play with your bits of string and your ball with the bell inside of it~ You are the best kitty ever, and we aren't going to miss out on playing with you~


Sammarai
Tyrannian Kougra
Of all the kitties, you are the least fun D: We expected you to be most fun because you are the least advanced, but it turns out you are a lot smarter than you look. You don't want to play with us, so we don't want to play with you.













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