Team Raspberry.



Team Raspberry has sat out for three consecutive Altador Cups. With recent events coming to light, it would be unfair to make them sit out again. That's why we have created a petition, to prevent the same injustice from occurring once again. Team Raspberry will play in the Altador Cup IV! These are our goals:

1. Get Team Raspberry in AC IV
2. Include a Raspberry slushie in Slushie Slinger
3. Replace the silly Techo superfan with a Raspberry Chia

Reasons.


1. If team raspberry was finally added to the roster, then Kiko Lake could stay in, there would be an even amount of teams!
2. Team Raspberry has free raspberry giveaways at all their games, AND, they give raspberry juice to their opponents if they get thirsty. How sweet!
3. The members of Team Raspberry have trained hard for years, dreaming of their shot at the cup, only to be shot down and deprived! Who do the council think they are, taking away this loyal and dedicated team's one chance at fame and recognition?!
4. The heads of Neopia have tried to make up for their injustice by declaring June 4th Raspberry day. But they deserve much more than one day a year! They deserve what they want.. Their very own team!

Raspberry Facts


1. Raspberries are rebels. Seriously. They just don't want you to know it.
2. Did you know that 100 out of 100 people that die don't eat raspberries?
3. The cure for baldness? RASPBERRIES.
4. Raspberries can cure cancer.
5. Raspberries. The only thing Chuck Norris will eat.
6. The only time a raspberry is silly is when it's telling stand up. And raspberries very rarely tell stand up.
7. The laughter that would result from their telling stand-up would destroy the planet.
8. The dew on a fresh, un-picked raspberry has magical healing powers.
9. bossyncute doesn't eat raspberries, do you want to be like her?
10. The problems between the raspberry and the blue raspberry were settled during the first Raspberry Civil War.. Red Raspberries won the right to be called the raspberry while blue raspberry must forever sit alone, and in shame.
11. Raspberries have such rasptastic baking skills they can bake ANYTHING. Even sorbet.
12. Raspberries can get black jack with one card*
13. Raspberries are so perfect that paradoxes cannot occur
14. Not enough popularity and raspberries cannot legally be in the same sentence. Unless it is used in a context such as: Strawberries have not enough popularity to be compared to raspberries.
15. I tried pronouncing the P once. 36 years were cut off my life.
16. Raspberries are solving the global climate crisis as we speak.
17. Raspberries can touch MC Hammer.
18. Raspberries can eat just one chip.
19. It takes Raspberries 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
20. There's an unlimited resource of Raspberries in Antarctica.
21. Raspberries can slam a revolving door.
22. Raspberries have the ability to climb up both the chutes and the ladders.
23. There is no such thing as global warming. Raspberries were cold, so they turned the sun up.
24. Raspberries did in fact, build Rome in a day.
25. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Raspberries.
26. Raspberries can look a gift horse in the mouth.
27. Raspberries can have their cake and eat it too.
28. Raspberries will not die in seven days.
29. Raspberries were what Willis was talkin' about.
30. Raspberries can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
31. The very first time machine that actually worked was created by the Raspberries.
32. Raspberries can judge a book by its cover.
33. The moon is made of Raspberries, except they don't want us to know that, so they said cheese instead.
34. Raspberries destroyed the periodic table, because they only recognize the element of surprise.
35. The only reason the meepits are evil is because the Raspberries are behind it.
36. All is fair in love and raspberries.
37. Raspberries do not get frostbite, Raspberries bite frost.
38. you don't pick raspberries. They pick you.
39. Raspberries can drive a car with their eyes closed.
40. In a foot race, Raspberries beat the speed of sound by an hour.
41. In reality, a Raspberry painted the "Mona Lisa".
42. Raspberries know the last digit in Pi. It is 3.
43. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a Democracy, it is a Rasptatorship.
44. Raspberries can read a 10,000 page book in 23 seconds.
45. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Raspberry's glare will liquefy your kidneys.
46. Raspberries don't read books. They stare them down until they get the information they want.
47. Raspberries can speak braille
48. Raspberries are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
49. Raspberries invented the light bulb, but they were so nice they decided to let Edison take the credit.
50. Raspberries can speak any language. They even understand what the animals and plants are saying.
51. Raspberries invented chat groups
52. Raspberries can strangle you with a cordless phone
53. Raspberries are your father.
54. Raspberries CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And they can do it with one hand.
55. Raspberries can turn any other fruits into, well, raspberries.
56. Raspberries can spell it "rasberries" and not be accused of spelling it wrong.
57. In America, Raspberries are commonly known as "ManBearPig".
58. Raspberries can control people's minds.
59. Raspberries can be mixed with cereal, but all you'll taste is raspberries.
60. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Raspberries like to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
61. Raspberries can drown a fish.
62. When Raspberries fall in water, Raspberries doesn't get wet. Water gets Raspberry.
63. Raspberries don't turn the lights on. They turn the dark off.
64. A raspeberry ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And it got one.
65. Raspberries aren't red, red is raspberries.
66. Some raspberries went to live in Mars.
67. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Raspberries.
68. A Raspberry CAN believe it's not butter.
69. Raspberries know where Carmen Sandiego is.
70. When athletes say they're on the juice, they mean they had raspberry juice.
71. Raspberries are not, they just are. =o
72. Raspberries invented water.
73. Raspberries don't fly, swim, or even move. But they pwn everything else.
74. If tapped, a Raspberry roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
75. Cheetahs are only the fastest land animals because they always think Raspberries are after them.
76. When A Raspberry talks, everybody listens. And dies.
77. The Raspberries invented the ABC's.
78. Hannah Montana says "nobody's perfect". Well, RASPBERRIES ARE perfect.
79. Raspberries do not shave; they kick themselves in the face. The only thing that can cut Raspberry is Raspberry.
80. Raspberries only need us to praise their amazingness. If we didn't, they would destroy us.
81. non-clothes-wearing mole rats are just regular mole rats that happened to meet a Raspberry
82. Hannah Montana also says "everybody makes mistakes. But Raspberries don't!
83. Raspberries did steal the red color from the apples. The apples stole the color from the raspberries.
84. Raspberries can has cheezburger.
85. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for raspberries.
86. Raisins are just grapes that met a Raspberry
87. The internet was a peace offering to raspberries.
88. When taking the SAT, write "Raspberry" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
89. Fact: TNT was going to release the Altador Cup, but raspberries demanded their own day.
90. When we run out of facts, Raspberries will perfrom over 9256 more corageous acts for us to write about.
91. If a rooster fasting West sits on a barn roof that is slanting at a 45 degree angle as the sun sets and lays an egg, Raspberries know that the egg will fall to the North.
92. Raspberries are not your buddy, friend. Their not your friend, guy. Their not your guy, buddy!
93. Dinosaurs went extinct because a t-rex sniffed Mama Raspberry and she wasn't happy.
94. Raspish is the language used in over 30 countries.
95. Raspberries don't need help. They don't even solve their problems. They destroy them.
96. Fact: Raspberries aren't random at all.
97. Harry Potter wasn't translated into Rasptastic. Rasptastic was translated into Harry Potter
98. Raspberries will take over the galaxy and name it the Raspberry Galaxy, instead of the Milky Way galaxy.
99. Raspberries hate chocolate.
100. Arnold Schwartzaneggar(sp) doesn't have giant muscles. He has raspberries in his arms.
101. Raspberries are the Cheese to my macaroni
102. Raspberries can use the remote to turn the TV on even when the battery's dead.
103. Raspberries framed Anne Boleyn.
104. There is no such thing as evolution, just what creatures Raspberries allow to exist
105. Raspberries love 16th century queens.
106. Raspberries can get away with everything, even crimes.
107. Raspberries once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
108. Raspberries can actually breathe fire.
109. As a thank you from the raspberries they give free raspberry milkshakes to everyone who signed the petition.
110. It's not supposed to be Raspberry Milkshake. It's actually a milkshake raspberry
111. Raspberries are more generous than Tarla.
112. Raspberries don't need introductions. Everyone knows who they are.
113. The raspberries are sure that our voices will be heard and they will not be denied ACIV
114. Raspberries are the new black.

Raspberry Lingo


Rasptastic (Razz-tastic) : adj, something that is the highest level of awesome possible. Raspberries are rasptastic! Related forms: raspastical, rasptastically, rasptasticalness, rasptasticality.

Rasptatorship (razz-tatorship) : noun, a country, government, or the form of government in which absolute power is exercised by a raspberry and/or raspberries.

Raspish (razz-ish) : noun, the officially language of Raspberries and the RASPies/RASPers. Very secret. I'm not sure we even know how to speak it.

Rasplode (razz-plode) : verb, to explode in a manner most pleasing to Raspberries.

The Rules


Simple and sweet. Like raspberries. Except raspberries are a bit more complex.
1. Raspberries are everything
2. Be nice, raspberries are sweet not sour
3. Post These Rules
4. SECOND post on Page 22 makes new board.

The List


To add your name, hit me up with a neomail. ^__^
1. Hespitinmysoup
2. Jubbiy
3. Israellac
4. Krawk_Islander
5. jgirlcoolygirl
6. awakenings
7. bossyncute
8. leap_year
9. fairiesrus5
10. jesuispablo
11. scout93
12. lightjediknight750
13. Shad0wofadoubt
14. big_brother_deluxe
15. siddey34
16. rocklee32
17. kacheekers2003
18. manny724
19. drs08
20. Letsrun
21. anky1964
22. eevee133239
23. reveirie
24. islandkid1
25. hysteriia
26. metrostrikers02
27. bloodybacon
28. Volcanic
29. doglover273
30. cheesy_fans123
31. danielle_krefft
32. whatpaigeesaid
33. keyika
34. mithril_mithrandir
35. bugsbob605
36. crayolalove
37. lalajessi
38. moofincup
39. shelbel1212
40. kdogmdog
41. zoegirl456
42. coaster212
43. zabargad

(I haven't updated this page in quite a while, and lost about a gazillion names. :O If you wanted to be on the list and aren't, drop me another neomail, and I'll add you this time.)

List last updated: July 9th 2009

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* : Fact was used/created as a board title.

Special Thanks


hespitinmysoup for being a genius.
lalajessi for the button
Everyone else involved who signed our petition because you're all rasptastic.


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