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The Peculiar Storytelling of Master Ko
A little bit about Tuna...
My name is Tuna (yes, the fish!). I'm from Melbourne, Australia -- a place where kangaroos flourish like the sheep of New Zealand, and public transportation is almost non-existent. In my spare time I enjoy going on Neopets, unicycling, reading Terry Pratchett's novels, writing and eating delicious food!
He, Master Ko, speaks in a strange form of writing. The first time I heard Master Ko recite -- with much idiosyncrasy -- outside the Wishing Well, I knew this was something worth keeping a record of. I remember it being a typical autumn afternoon with a cool breeze, which had exemplified his more amusing than irritating eccentricity. He was standing on a makeshift platform of shrub and tree bark, waving around a cane (presumably aided his walking) adorned with sparkling small trinkets. Over the year, I have been able to conjure up a collection of his lyrical storytelling into a report -- an assisted diary you could say. Each month is different. Different verse, different topic, different words. Sometimes he harangues about "whippersnappers", and sometimes he gives anecdotes about, well, things that I am unfortunately unable to comprehend.
Risolto, the Orange Blumaroo
6th Day of Eating, Year 12
Master Ko's Cane
Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring
During the summer months, Master Ko was not in the mood to share any of his stories. He repetitively mumbled, "I am not so fond of summer," with a large umbrella overarching his body.
Master Ko's Family
Risolto, the Orange Blumaroo*
Romnih, the Yellow Elephante
Flipsey205, the Green Buzz
dora002, the Red Acara
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