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Crazy, but that's how it goes.
Millions of people, living as foes.
Maybe, it's not too late
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate.
You want somethin', buddy? I'm busy here...in the first place, Who're you? ..How'd you find your way here? Shoo. I have to finish coding my page and you being here is stalling me.
Do you seriously think I want you here? Cause I kinda sorta slightly DON't!! .....But if you insist...My best friend is Tyeoki. I play electric guitar in a band with him. I think Legally Blonde is one of the lamest chick flicks ever. I am a sociophobe and aquaphobe, and a corvidophile on the more positive side. CAAAWW!!!
Think I'm a bit 'rude'? Go then, nothing's keeping you here. But if you are sincerely interested in the troubled thing I am.... haHA! AWESOME! Dude! Do you know how hard it is for me to make friends? I am trapped forever in the 80's, and loving every minute of it. I have no interest in today's world. It could explode for all I care. I'm proud of who I am, and you should be too. Don't label yourself, don't do things you don't want to do just to fit in, don't do drugs because people say it'll make you look cool. It doesn't, and all of these things just end up hurting you in the end. Be your own person! Do what you want to do! Don't just follow society's guidlines, live a little! Have fun dude! Spread your wings and break away from the world's hold on you. CAW!!
That's it for my little inspirational speech. I won't bore you anymore with my views on the world. Now, on to more personal info...
Bah, 200 channels and nothing's on!"
This... is me. Slightly wacked, a complete slob, and free spirited. As you may have guessed, I generally don't get along with others very well. I like to be by myself, or around people I trust. Like Mr. TV here. Sure, he may disapoint me now and again..and agian... AND AGAINNN... But I trust Mr. TV all the same.
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Age: In human, 17 years Human Counterpart: corvidophile Intelligence: 27 Experience Level: 27 Strength: 35 Defences: 24 Agility: 21 HP: 25 |
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Being re-written.. 'cause it stunk of old cheese.  I didn't have a dramatic, haunted childhood. I wasn't depressed, abused, or otherwise mistreated. In fact, I was a happy kid. I ate paste. I drew stab cookies. Life was good. Moo. Moo. Bla Bla caused trouble picked up by the cops empounded. The pound wasn't any fun at first, let me assure you, but it was a hell of a lot better than what I had before. Dr. Death was sympathetic, seeing so many others just like me brought in every day, but he could do no more than give me fever reducers and a proper meal. I'd heard rumors that he and this place were a living hell, but to tell you the truth I had fun there. I even met Tye at the pound. He was 13 and I was 12, we were both freaks of society, and we both had bad home lifes before this. It was only a matter of time before we became best of friends. It was he who gave me a reason to get better, and so I did. The first time he left, I was dumbfounded. Why would he just disapear like that? Wouldn't he have at least said goodbye? I questioned Dr. Death, and it turned out he had been adopted earlier that morning. Adopted? He'll probably get kicked out by the end of the day, I thought, reasuring myself that he wasn't gone. My gut instinct was right. I was sulking in the corner when walked up to the cell and rattled the bars. Turns out he made a mess and tortured the visiting relatives to no end..Ha, didn't surprise me much. I learned to get used to him leaving for a few weeks every couple months or so.. Up until the day he left for good. Man, that was horrible. He was gone for a long time... Then one day he showed up again, just like that. He wasn't escourted by Doc either. I barely recognised him, he had a really bad haircut and smelled like Italian food and vanilla candles, and boy had he grown. I guess I'd grown as well, but you really notice when you haven't seen someone in years. He was almost 16 now, and I was 14 and a half. He stood next to this girl, who smiled at me and spoke to Tyeoki quietly and with a cupped hand so that I couldn't hear her. Tye whistled, Dr. Death came over with a clipboard and some papers, she scrawled a signature on it, and the door to my cell was opened... My first instinct was RUN! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!! RUN LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER RUN BEFORE!!!1!! ...So without thinking I did. The stinking human stopped me and picked me up. THE NERVE! Stopping me from my carefully crafted and cunning escape! And then I realized I was being adopted....Oh. Ok then. Everything from then on was experienced in a daze, I can't really give you that much detail. So, long story short, I was adopted by Tyeoki's new owner, who turned out to be a marvelous cook and had a video game sanctuary in her basement. Awesome. Stayed there for a few months, then met a friend of his owner's. Her name was Corvidophile. Interesting. She didn't have a pet yet, since she had just started out and was worried that she would mess something up and kill it. Yikes. She came over a lot, She felt attached to me for some reason, everyone talked, I got transferred to her. Whoo. Though I legally belong to her now, I still practically live at Tyeoki's. Whoo again. And....that's it. Now that we're caught up on this matter, I can tell you about more recent issues. So..Uh...Leave this table now.. CAW! |
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This... is Sir Fredrick of Effingham, My loyal minion and beloved pal. He goes where I go, does what I say, and aint gonna run away from me any time soon. For I provide him with plenty of iron-rich raw livers. So what if he's dumb's a doornail? So what if he smells like he's been six feet under? He's my bud.
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THE BAND
Err... not quite written.. yet.
Feh, enough about me. Now, on to the interactive half of the site...
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EXPLOITABLES
Due to their growing popularity, I've made some Zafara adoptables for you to take with you and exlpoit to your hearts delight. The only ones I'm missing are Robot, Rainbow, Disco, and the two Royals; but I don't plan on making them, so enjoy what's here in the meantime.
CUSTOMS are CLOSED. Really busy right now, and I've got some waiting already. If you'd like one, drop me a line describing what you want. A picture is really, really appreciated.
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CUSTOM COUNT:9. Gee, aren't I the popular one.
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Dude.. Somebody made fanart for me? HA! NEATO! Some of these are adoptables and some are plain ol' fanart. The adoptables have links to the petpage of origin, and you can hover over the fanart to see the username of the artist.
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MY AWARD
Ya, I give awards. The guidlines are pretty loose, and they're not too difficult to earn, but best of all, THEY'RE SHINEY!!
To apply, simpley mail corvidophile and I'll take a look at your page. It doesn't have to be built on Neopets' servers either, I know they can be a pain with their code restrictions.
-The bronze is basicly free to anyone with the guts to mail me and have made some sort of edit to their page,
-The silver goes to those who did a good job on it,
-The gold is to those who worked hard and did a great job,
-And the crystal goes to those who have fantastic pages that have obviously spent a good deal of time creating.
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AWARDS WON
Um....the title's a bit self-
explanitory, don't you think? All of these awards have links, so you can apply for your own, granted the owner is up for applicants at the time. I'm obsessed with blue sparkly things, so more often than not if you have a blue or particularly shiney award, I'll try my best to win it, ha! This section also contains neat little trinkets I've found over the years.
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LINKS
Some awesomE links to some awesomE pets.
But first... Would you like to lead others back here?
Another link picture, code.
Auf Wiedersehen.
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