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All these years of neo have been wonderful. I've made the best of friends, learned useful skills, and have had the luck to be given and traded for some of the most amazing pets on all of neo (imo). And now, I've decided that I should give back to this place that I love so much, and I hope that I do in some small way something that can hold a candle to the wonderful things that have been done for me.

So, my female RB Draik Bill_Freeman is UFA. She is unclothed, and not very nicely named... but she DOES have a gold BC trophy and is well painted. So, she's UFA.

Now, I'm expecting hundreds of hours of work, a huge petpage app with tons of art and a novel's worth of writing. I want plans and I want you to buy all the NC and NP stuff for customisation and I want her to be your only pet and bla bla bla ect ect ect. Just kidding, I don't want ANY of that. PLEASE DON'T SPEND HOURS AND HOURS. A simple petpage OR NM, either is fine. Plans, whatever you want and I don't care if you have tons of pets or whatever. I don't care about writing or art or elaborate designs or anything like that.

No. Please, don't do that.
Please.


Enfact, to make sure that I get none of that, I have a TOTALLY different application process for you guys who want to apply.

Step 1. Tell me you want to apply on one of my boards, please send me a NM to COOKIEFACE9, my side. I never use my inbox there so it should be empty. PLEASE don't send me NMs saying that you want to apply to my main, I chat with many different people and it gets clogged really fast anyways!
Step 2. Hey, you've mailed me! Awesome! I'll be sorting through these SIMPLE NMs and checking out accounts. Just a simple scan. Just checking to see if your pets are fed and not totally blank and your accounts a shell or whatever. I'll mail back all those who have passed the first scan with step 3, which is basically just like, 'make a couple sentences about why you want my draik'. :3


See, all you have to do is NM me, and from there all you have to do is whatever you want. Simple, and I'm NOT FORCING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL. Ya TnT, note that!

So ya, easy, right?! Well, I DO have some rules and guidelines that you might wanna scan through. ;)

1. Be honest with me through every step, that is the MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL.
2. Remember, if you say something about how you'll BC every week and do tons of art or whatever... and none of your other pets have this... I won't buy it. :/
3. Feed. Your. Pets. On. Your. Main. Account. I get sides, but srsly. FEED YOUR PETS.
4. Each time you pass a step, then you move on the the next. There will only be like, 3. They are simple, and you can do whatever you want. Really. I swear. o.o Just please, I'm TRYING to make this easy here, work with me!
5. Don't kiss up. :/ This is just the most annoying thing ever... really. *sets out plate of cookies* is so fake, PA-LEESE.
6. I have a life, a busy one. If I don't respond right away, it does not mean that I'm ignoring you or something... it means I'm busy.
7. I will have a secret panel of NINGA judges if I need help choosing who to pick, so anyways, just kissing up to me is not gonna work. ;)
8. That's it. PLEASE include the words 'Thai Food Rocks' in your first NM to me. If you don't, I'll know that you did not read the rules and I'll ignore you. ;)



That's all! Thanks. :3


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