WELCOME TO THE WERSHY LAB

BETTER WEAR A HARD HAT! FALLING NEOPOINTS EVERYWHERE! WATCH OUT! CONSTRUCTION SITE IN PROGRESS!

Mission: I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need hey hey,
Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need hey hey
And I said I need dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me?

Inspiration: Money is the anthem
Of success

Fact: Money is the reason
We exist

Motto: FREE POWER POWER UNLIMITED POWER




^^This guy is BC next week. He wants your NP - ermmm vote.

PROFILE

Life in a Paragraph: Basically, there's a pretty materialistic business... ermm... man(?) named Ferwershy Sgush who is also a scientist, banker, and cloner. He's obsessive and likes History Channel. He is random and forgetful. Often is recorded to have memory loss. Tries to be the bad guy and fails. Tries to be kind and... succeeds?

Description: A blue bird wearing a business suit... and possibly a suitcase.

Personality: Strange, random, funny, a loyal traitor, happy, outlaw-ish, mischievous, a troll

Age: Over 9000!

Family: Slush the Wise, Sgushsgushy, Peteau

Comrades: Vaderps, 'Commander' Flare Ion

Foes: Shadow, Pillowic

Does he like... or nah: MONEY MONEY MONEY POWER POWER POWER FREE STUFF FREE STUFF FREE STUFF SUCCESS SUCCESS OTHERS MESSING WITH HIM STEALING BEING BROKE THIEVES AND OUTLAWS HIMSELF

It's seriously debatable on what this is going to be. However, one thing for sure: some bargains await you at the...

...weaponry bargains uh no

PLOT SUMMARY

Ferwershy Sgush = invincible
Ferwershy Sgush = beat Shadow
Ferwershy Sgush = beat Pillowic
Ferwershy Sgush = awesome
Ferwershy Sgush = HISTORY CHANNEL

.. and for the rest, view the following pages: /~pillowic and /~yxxy

(For obvious reasons, I had to convince Ferwersh they were not linked whatsoever to his page. Therefore, you must manually look them up. Sorry.

WHAT FOLLOWS IS WHAT FOLLOWS

...and what that is?

Why, quite frankly, it is what follows.

So, if you want to read what follows

...then come here and follow!

A pleasure to meet you, my dear friend. I see, you have an interest in investing NeoPoints?

Knowledge, eh? Knowledge is what you've come to talk about?

There's no wealth like knowledge, aye, no poverty like ignorance, aye a wise Neopian once told me. His name? Why, quite frankly, he was none other than the great King Hagan.

A long, long time ago, my dear friend, as Neopia reached its prime and Brightvale rose as a flourishing kingdom, doused with a sure golden wealth. I myself stumbled upon this Neopian center at the promise of such wealth.

I am an entrepreneur, after all. King Hagan was old, but not so old -he was and always is, still learning. He was reading a book when I remember striding up to him with fearsome pride. Too great of a pride, aye. "Where are the wealth that one speaks of in this great land?" I demanded, too eager for the gold that glitters in this great world.

King Hagan chuckled. "The wealth is all around us, laddie. It is rich in Brightvale, and rich in books." He handed me a thick, leather-bound book. "Here, laddie, this will give you some of the most golden wealth in all of Neopia."

I must say I was skeptic. A book, a book with simple lies and truths, words weaved in black on white, could unlock the greatest wealth in all of Neopia? Inconceivable! I held this great book, surprised King Hagan could have given such a mighty thing out for... for free.

I inspected the book carefully, peeking beneath its soft, leather covers and flipping through each page. There was no sign of this great wealth he mentioned, not a drop of NeoPoints or an ounce of a shiny coin. I even skimmed the text, looking for what one may find as a map to the Treasure. There were absolutely no hints in the text. Befuddled and angry, I strode back to King Hagan.

I threw the book at his feet, furious. "There is no wealth hidden in this book, King Hagan!" I roared rather angrily. "There are only blurs of black among white, text after text of nonsense!"




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