I came into being shortly after the game, Invasion of Meridell was released. My mom, Ray, just typed random names for each character on the screen, and two names stuck with her.

One name was Madly Valiant, which was the name of the Moehog. She later adopted my brother with that name, but he's a Tonu.

And the other name was the name for the Skeith. Ergmore. The word became one of those words which attaches itself into her skull... to get rid of it, she had to attach it to something else, and thus she attached it to me.

Ray wrote a poem dedicated to me! It's in the Poetry Competition, Page 350. It is called Lament of the Plushie Skeith, and it's about me.

Now that the formalities of introduction are out of the way, here is a bit more about me personally.

When I was a normal Skeith, before I was Stuffed, I would (and did!) eat practically anything. I was especially fond of Piles of Sludge, but I also liked Snowballs, Petpets, and Battlecards. It was my life's ambition to eat a Paintbrush, but Ray was never careless enough to leave one out for me. *gnashes teeth in regret*

Instead, she painted me. And Stuffed me. And I admit, I honestly thought I wanted it. You see, Neopets really is about the pets. It's not about the items or the money. It's about the pets. I only had to sumliminally play that message to her FIFTEEN ZILLION TIMES for it to work. But it worked.

And once I was Stuffed, I realized that the world did not revolve around my stomach and my other wants and needs. Somehow, being perpetually Stuffed, I was stripped of what makes a Skeith "Skeithly." I'm a big softie now!

I care about others now; their feelings and needs. Not a whole lot, thankfully, but I'm a lot more considerate. My sibs seem to like me more, and I'm making non-Skeith friends... which is a good thing, because my Skeith friends have abandoned me.

Have you ever seen the comic strip, Garfield? If Jim Davis ever joins Neopets, I swear he will get a Skeith. Garfield the Cat is ... like my long lost clone or something. He's virtually identical to myself, though I am ... hmm... somewhat less self-centered, and I do not kick puppies off of tables. I kicked Addled off a table once, and she bounced... the experience was not nearly as enjoyable as Garfield makes it sound.

Oh well.

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I have been dubbed the "mastermind" of the Equilifer Brigade. There are details on my cousin Ambylur's site. I have made friends with Equilifer--he's a good kid. Well, okay, he's a bad kid, but I think he could be a good kid if he wanted.