BLAST HARDCHEESE

Name: Elwood
Gender: Male
Age: 23

Awesome?:Why yes, yes I am.

...Hi.

You walk into a dimly lit room, from the corner shines the glow of an led computer screen. A rust orange colored kyrii is barely visible in the erie blue glow from the screen, he seems to be sitting in some fancy fanagled office chair. His ears perk up as you take another step into the room to get a better look and he turns his head over to you with a mildly surprised look.Ack!," the pet shakes his finger at you,it's impolite to come in without knocking you know! I could have been doing something embarrassing," he grins slyly.Hmm...I suppose you want some sort of tour? Well I won't get up, I'm a little busy. But look around all you want. He lifts the pair of bright green goggles over his eyes,what these? HMD goggles, they help me out with my...work, He shuffles his feet a bit,anyway look around all you like, just don't mess with my systems.

About Me

Apparently written by Wilk since I have the English skills of a monkey~

Elwood was born into a very boring family. His parents were normal, his siblings dull and his childhood nearly perfect right down to the red bicycle left under the Christmas tree for his sixth birthday. And he'd hated it ever since he was old enough to speak. So it was no surprise to his folks when, at age eighteen, he moved out of the family house to an apartment on Kreludor of all places. The kyrii claimed that it would "help shed some light into this routine existence of mine." It was also no surprise when three months later he was found guilty of robbing the national neopian bank. Elwood had always had a knack for programming and computers, his parents being old as they were simply ignored this talent and continued to buy him baseballs in the hope that he would some day catch on and take up some sort of reputable sport activity. This obviously didn't happen as years later he was sitting in a jail cell for electronically transferring 500 thousand illegal dollars into his bank account. It was at that point that he was on his own, his father refused to meet the steep bail and Elwood was looking at at least three years jail time. That is until a very interesting offer was made. A strange bori had come in one day, and while he stood there shadowing over the small kyrii Elwood had, for a moment, thought that the man was some sort of mafia ringleader after him for nipping a few hundred dollars from their bank account. This wasn't the case as the bori in question offered to give Elwood a full pardon in he would come and work for a mysterious organization known as the resistance. At the time Sloth was still struggling for power and they were in dire need of someone who had enough knowledge to break into the villain's security systems. Elwood was perfect for that job. He accepted right away, it would get him out of prison and he would be getting paid to do what he was good at. He couldn't see much of a problem...that is until the actual work started. You see, Elwood is a very carefree person, while his partner Wolfe tended to be a stoic stick in the mud. The two mixed a lot like gasoline and fire, in fact they still do. And while they nearly despise each other they've reached some sort of complicated friendship based on tolerance and competition.

Friends

Edward
Heh, haven't actually seen him in a while. He's a pretty chill guy.

Hugo
Things uh...didn't work out as well as I had hoped they would. I don't suppose a sorry will suffice this time...
Oh dear, I'm actually pretty friendless aren't I...?

Art

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