Alrigh' there wee laddy? What you doing 'ere guest?" An aisha says to you, his accent very much Scottish and rather hard to understand.

You smile at him, trying to work out exactly what he is supposed to be. He's got a pirate cap on his head, a Meridell sword at his side, a Brightvale shield tied to his back, an Altador belt around his waist and the faint remains of a Lost Desert tatoo on his fur... and he's orange. So, not only does he clash with most of his garments, but his fur is really starting to hurt your eyes.

Nice to see you here. Not much to do being a Knight of ..." He pauses, looking thoughtful, as though he is trying to remember something. "Brightvale!" He grins proudly. "So, I'm Ellfaroth ~ I'm guessing you knew that anyway, but I would rather you not call me that. I'm Elf to everyone... apart from my family, who insist on calling me Elfeh." He doesn't look too happy about this. "You don't mind me talking about me do you? I hope I don't seem too narcissistic... afterall, you're visiting my page!

Stats
Full Name: Ellfaroth Bartholomew Agamemnon
Nickname(s): Elf/Elfeh
Age: 73172 Hours Old
Colour: Orange
Gender: Male
Luff: Too many to list
Petpet: Sammy the Snow Slorg
Owner: lyndwee
Best Friend: Mori

The Family
Lyndsey/Lynds/Lyn: the great person who created and named me over two years ago; the person who painted me, probably caused me to go insane and taught me that Top Trumps is an amazing card game! She, who collects cinema tickets, has one lonely room in her neohome and who attempts (and fails) to be funny every second of the day.

Miru : Mirurual, (please don't ask me how to say it ~ it's almost impossible to get it correct), my sister. The Princess from the Lost Desert, who forced me to get this tatoo *points to arm* when I was over there last year, because she said it would suit me. Suit me? It hurt and looks daft! She's rather quiet, OK. Really quiet. She like never speaks... she just like smiles a lot. Because everyone loves her smile... but I personally find it creeps me out.

The Friends
Mori: Moriquessier!!!! OMG ITS MORI! YAYAY. Mori is my best friend ever ever ever. We eat iceceam together, count pteris, play TT and jump on the trampoline lots and lots. She's very pretty ~ if you pretend you can't see the spooky maraquan ears she has... And she's very friendly. Her favourite past time is stalking people and she's very good, well, until she gets to the point where she dresses up as a tree. ^^

I used to have lots more friends, but they have all left Neopia=( Please neomail lyndwee if you want to Role Play!

The Petpet
I got Sammy over a year ago now. He was just a 'for now until I can afford a better petpet' Slorg, but me and Sam started a great friendship, traveling Neopia and fighting monsters that after only a few months as pet and petpet we never wanted to part.
Even when Lynds offered me a new companion with all the NP she had saved up I refused to accept one. Instead I spent the money on a snow paintbrush and painted Sammy.
It wasn't one of the smartest moves ever, but he loves his new colour... even if he does melt during the summer!

The A-Z of Elfeh
A is for Aisha... that's my species you see! And a very fine species it is.
B is for Brightvale... that's the land I am Knight of!
C is for Class... something I have lots of...
D is for Dancing.... something I am forced to do
E is for Ellfaroth... my fantastic name!
F is for Frogs... my favourite word.
G is for Grown up... something Lynds says I need to be!
H is for Hat... my lovely red pirate one
I is for Iceceam... the food I love to eat with Mori.
J is for Jokes... which I love to make
K is for Kiss... mwah!
L is for Lyndsey... my owner.
M is for Meridell... my second favourite land!
N is for Nothing!
O is for Orange... the colour I am!
P is for Petpet... my wee Sammy.
Q is for Quest... something the silly faerie from Meridell sets.
R is for Right... the hand I write with!
S is for Scottish... because of my accent!
T is for Trouble... how I would describe my siblings!
U is for Umbrella... something I need in Brightvale.
V is for Violet... the name I would have been called if I were a girl.
W is for Winnie... dedicated to Dr. When!
X is for X-ray...
Y is for Yo-yo... because mine is better than yours.
Z is for ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP... the end ^^

Elfeh : By Lynds
Ellfaroth is one of my oldest and possibly one of my favourite pets. He was created over two years ago and he's had many a personality change. I've now settled on one which amuses me more than anything else... I just bundle everything up from my own personality, along with some scary traits and bad spelling skills and made him how he is today.
He's been the butt of jokes for as long as I can remember, one of the most RPed and possibly one of the funniest pets I have ever owned. He was finally painted last year!! YAY! That paintbrush was a pain to save for, but thank you to all my neofriends who helped me make it possible ^^

He made the page himself ~ including pictures, because I was taking too long to make one. He's very proud of it, so please be nice to him... even if you think it's bad... which it isnt.

Likes and Dislikes
Right, I like fishing, sword fighting and talking. Talking mostly I think. Great past time. I like to eat Brightvale Berry Pudding, anything with chocolate on and iceceam when I'm with Mori. I like Mori of course. She's great. I also like my siblings... when they're not calling me 'Elfeh'. I like to travel, ride Unis and visit Shamwarii in the fields while he eats grass... that's all he does though.

I don't like annoying people... like ones who complain a lot. I like life and smiling, so people being sad annoys me. I don't really like Chias, because they are fat. I've got nothing against fat pets, but Chias just scare me. I don't like sea water, because you never know what's in it most of the time...

My Love(s)
I'm not in love with anyone at the moment, but once apon a time I had lots of girlfriends. Here is a tribute to everyone I have ever loved:

Troochi: Troochi was an amazing friend ~ she laughed lots, was the cutest pink colour and told the best stories. She and her brother used to go everywhere in Neopia and I used to travel with them. However, it eventually got to a point where she wanted to see more countries than just neopian ones... so she left to see the real world. *sad face*

Meellah: Meellah was also a great friend. She used to live in Meridell and had an amazing story to tell. I helped saved her from evil pets once and we were best friends since then... until she left like Troochi.

Phay: Phay and me never really had a proper relationship, but she was great to be around. She made me laugh, teased me and taught me to look at the world anew and talk with as few words in a sentence as possible. Oh the joys of her friendship!

Goodbye
I'm not sure what else to say, but I hope you enjoyed reading my page. Please come back soon... perhaps I'll have added more! ^^