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Within this hallowed hall is several computer terminals, technical manuals and...what's this? Posters of Dr. Sloth?! You're about to quickly leave, when you're approached by a moehog. Far from being a normal moehog, she stands upright on her hind hooves and is dressed up in a long flowing black cloak with red lining and head gear that has three long green plumes on top. Without saying a word, she guides you further into her digitized domain. She doesn't stop for quite a while. Now you're sure that you're completely lost, and you're begining to wonder if maybe she's lost too, as she doesn't seem to lead you in any particular direction. A sudden whiring sound and a rumbling feeling through the ground catches you off guard and you stumble. The moehog catches and steadies you before you fall. The source of the ruckus then appears within the room. It has to be the largest Stopngo 400 you've ever seen, almost as tall as the moehog. Set Greeting = Hello (Discourse) Query: Discourse.Causeheartattack (Discomfort) = True? The Stopngo 400 makes various beeping sounds in responce to the moehog's inquiry. You just stare blankly at them both before you realize that the moehog just talked in computer programming code. The Stopngo 400 then pauses as it turns to get a look at you. Greetings, visitor. I am Discourse." the Stopngo 400 said in a computerized voice. Discourse motions to the moehog. "This is my owner, Discomfort. Whom might you be? I am known as guest." you reply to Discourse. Discourse beeps in acknowlegment, recording your name into his memory. Set Greeting = Hello (guest) Query: Discomfort.givetour (guest) = True? Huh?" you ask, not completely comprehending Discomfort. Due to past events, Discomfort only speaks in computer programing." Discourse's mechanical voice explains. "Discomfort asked if she could give you a tour. Ah. Then, by all means, sure, I'd like a tour." comes your reply. A number of months ago, within a spring-time pasture, a red kau was born within a herd. However, the young kau was not content to just stand and graze, so she took it upon herself to make a name for herself. Upon leaving the herd, the kau wandered aimless across the vast reaches of Neopia until one day she had an uncomfortable feeling that she was being watched. It wasn't long before a shadowed being (some say it was a mutant grundo, others say it could have been Dr. Sloth himself) offered the kau a strange potion. Being naive, the kau drank the potion and quite suddenly transformed into a mutant moehog. It was then that she chose to call herself Discomfort, for her looks made set many on edge and uncomfortable. Time had past and it was a strange looking skeith that took her into his neohome. It turned out that he was ultimately affected by the being that gave her the potion. His name is DrSlothF, but Discomfort calls him -blocked- More time passed and Discomfort had changed form again for the last time, into that of a Halloween Moehog. She lived with Doc and his petpet, Pyra. One day, Discomfort was finishing her shift at the assigned job that the Job Agency sent her to. The co-worker that was suppose to take the next shift came in late, so she decided to get in some extra computer time as her specialty was based in Computer Technology. When the co-worker finally came, she was in the process of logging off, when the computer started giving her problems and didn't want to disconnect. It was suspected that it was the Neopet V.2 that glitched up in her computer terminal. Whatever the cause, a jolt of energy arched out from the computer terminal and lashed out at Discomfort. When she came to, Discomfort found herself in the hospital, with minor wounds and singed clothes. The only known lasting side effect was that she could only speak in computer programming code.
 As I mentioned earlier, my name is Discourse. Discomfort chose that name out for me long before I was given to her by her sibling, Doc. I am a rebuilt Stopngo 400 to include all of Discomfort's personal files, translate for her and if she's too busy with other things, I can make crucial decisions in Discomfort's place." Discourse droned.
Hidden Codes From time to time, when we play certain games, we find there are special hidden codes within the games to play special levels, get extra lives or even to get better items. If you know something that should be here, please feel free to neomail us." Discourse says. Typing a5paragu5 in whack a staff will give you a bigger mallet. Typing custard in the carnival of terror game will give you more pies. Typing superextrahypergravitymode in Meerca Chase II will give you a difficult level.
Variable.Query: If Discomfort.fixpage (The Discomfort Zone) = True Then Let Discomfort.winaward (guest) = True? 
Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.)
The following lists are things that Discomfort plans on doing and things that she's already accomplished." Discourse says as he hands you two seperate lists.
Variable: Wishlist
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