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oddism official page


INTRODUCTION Hello my name is Lumi (redblocks), and I am the proud owner of ODDISM. ODDISM stands for Obtainable Disorder Disclosed in Social Messaging, a rapid growing disorder throughout Neopia, or more specifically, the Help/Hypocritical Chat. I decided to create a page solely dedicated to supporting ODDISM. I must warn you, the following information may be too much for the average robotic or generally noobish mind. However, for those few brave souls who dare take the challenge, continue on at risk. Note: Please do not hesitate to neomail me concerning injuries caused by this page. I have useful treatment methods available and more information on the condition.

WHAT IS ODDISM? As stated earlier, ODDISM stands for Obtainable Disorder Disclosed in Social Messaging (or Otters Dancing Diligently in Soapy Masks, whichever is preferred). This is a rapidly growing disorder on the HC which forms a superiority obsession and other symptoms such as sudden or continuing rudeness, attempted wittiness and false pride in common knowledge. Additionally, ODDISM will completely melt all common sense and other bits of vital knowledge thus rendering the victim unable to think for himself. Once the victim is powerless, ODDISM will make its final strike and have the user self-freeze against their own will. This is a very slow process but the end is inevitable. "One of the most tragic happenings of Neopia since redraws." -Neopian Times

WHAT IS BEING DONE TO PREVENT ODDISM? Very little is known about ODDISM except it's final mission, to make you self-freeze against your will. Myself and a few other scientists have been gathering information on the cause of this horrible new condition. So far, we have guessed that it is caused by low-self esteem issues enforced by the original carriers of ODDISM, more commonly known as flamers. It is said when the self-esteem is at a low, the ODDISM is to attack and make you, too, a carrier of this disorder. There is no known cure for ODDISM, however, there is a way to prevent it. For more information on the prevention of ODDISM, please contact your local shrink.

WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP? Ah, glad you asked! After reading thoroughly about ODDISM, I encourage you to theorize to your heart's content. After you have gathered substantial information neomail me at redblocks and I'll put your findings on this page (if suitable, of course). If your contribution is important enough, I will even put your username on the list of contributors! Spiffy, no? If you'd prefer to stay anonymous, that is respected, so please state so when you neomail me. Also, refrain from spamming my inbox. You very possibly may not get a reply, however rest assured your neomail was read and, if suitable, your theory will be on here shortly.

SUBMITTED THEORIES None, so far.

SUPPORTERS OF ODDISM Your name will be put here if you made a large contribution to the study of ODDISM.

Lumi (redblocks)- Started the study of ODDISM.
Dr. Sloth- Had the machinery to help our studies.
The Meepits- Stole Dr. Sloth's machinery.
NPv2- Gave us access to important documents and theorized the symptoms of ODDISM.


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