Don't Eat Us!
The Society for Grackle Bug Protection

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be eaten? It happens to the Grackle Bugs everyday! Today, we have our host, Depape the Red Xweetok, and his Grackle Bug, Reynolds!

Depape:Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind! I'm Depape, concerned Grackle bug owner and vegitarian!

-Applause-

Depape: Thank you! Anyway, I was wondering around Neopia when I saw this nearly extinct little fellow, and I thought: Hey! I've seen them before! When I realized where, I was stricken by grief! The poor Grackle Bugs are being EATEN! Everyday... More and more Grackle Bugs are being made into food.

I took this sweetie home, and guess what, he is the BEST PETPET EVER! I can't believe someone would eat him...

Grackle Bugs are made into many things... Here are some of them...

Grackle Bug on a Stick

Perhaps the creulest of all, these are overly common! They are everywhere, in almost everyone's inbox, the Money Tree, and various other places. Prosophobia and I discard them, always. Poor Grackle Bugs!

Grackle-Stuffed Turkey

Another overly common one. Many, many Grackle Bugs were put into this! To think, people even give it to their pets for Christmas Dinner, what a disgrace! I always Discard these.

Grackle Bug Steak

Phew... Not as common as the others, but the worst yet! Who would eat this kind of Beef Jerky, with that sweet little Grackle Bug that was once there?

Grackle Bug Brew

Least common, but still so sad! Look at that poor little Grackle Bug... Who on Neopia would drink this? Ever? Think of the Bugs.

However, Neopia still has some items that seemingly WORSHIP the Grackle Bug, how can we eat what we love?

Grackle Bug Stamp

Gotta love it! Use it on EVERYTHING you send, and spread the love bug! (Lame puns... Is that what we must resort to?)

Grackle Bug Usuki Set
I have no idea why they made this... But I love it to death! Must... Pester... Owner... Into... Buying!

Giant Grackle Bug

Err... Well, it may look scary, but we all need a little bit of a reputation, eh?

Proper Grackle Bug Care and Ownership

Depape: Now you must want one of these petpets, right? Well, like any petpet, Grackle Bugs need lots of love and attention. They eat corn, rice, beans, and basically any desert food, unless its meat, Grackle Bugs are vegitarians. They sleep at the foot of, or under your bed. Never put these loyal petpets in a cage, that's just mean!

Depape: Grackle Bugs do not need baths, they hate water and are capable of self-cleaning. They are very smart! I do not think that they can be taught to talk, but they do plenty of intelligent things. Grackle Bugs also love your company. They are shy at first, but they are loyal in the end!

To find your first Grackle Bug, first try Peopatra's Petpets. They are nearly extinct, and therefore are very rare in restocking. In fact, Reynolds was found on the shop wizard. The Shop Wizard is only a last resort, Trades and Auctions are just above it. I recommend either buying from Peopatra's or a repuatable petpet store, so that you arn't ripped off. If you cannot find the perfect Grackle Bug, pleny of people have it in their gallerys. Hey, its worth asking!

F.A.Q.

Q: How much money have you spent on Reynolds so far?
A: Well, its a secret... Reynolds was a gift from a good friend of mine. But, to answer your question, we're about 50,000 NP into Reynolds!

Q: Why are Grackle Bugs so expensive?
A: They've been hunted nearly to extinction, I guess.

Q: I can't find a Grackle Bug anywhere! Where are they all?
A: I have no idea. Wow...

Q: Can I borrow Reynolds?
A: No, never... For any reason.

How long did it take to make this page?
Hmm... It spanned 2 Days, but it wasn't that long :)

Bye!