Hi there! I'm Denyfier the Wocky; that's pronounced
Denai-i-fyay. It means absolutely nothing important, except that it makes me, well, me! I'm 59576 hours old and at level 14. I could bore you with plain old statistics about how strong and fast and smart I am, but if you want to know such information you might as well take the time to look me up.
I was born on a cold day in April back in 2005. Was it a cold day? No, I remember the snow was actually gone by then, but it was probably raining or windy... Anyway, no matter the weather, the world brightened up at my arrival. I was prophecised to be a majestic Wocky that all would cherish and serve once I defeated an attack upon our planet... You know, either that happened, or I made it up. And the second option is correct.
Alright, so maybe I'm not the most fantastic Wocky in the world. I may just be a plain green blue pet with no special skills that only has a really cool name, but that does not make me any less original and sublime.
However, it is foretold that I will be painted Grey as soon as
underminedauthority gets a Fountain Faerie Quest (or the lab ray shapes up and decides to be nice to me). Wouldn't I be absolutely
lovely as a Grey Wocky? Then
Coillery and I would be matching friends! Heh... There may be plenty of Grey Wockies, but at least I'll be more unique than when I'm green.
I'm basically a basic Wocky, what else can I say? I would admit that I'm rather rubbish in the Battledome, but you didn't hear me say it and you're not going to hold me to it or blackmail me with it. *shifty eyes* If you're going to blame anyone, blame that darn
lab ray.
The lab ray has been positively cruel to me since day one. I don't see why, it's not as if I've done anything to it. Sure, I said I loathed it from the bottom of my heart, but that was only after I had the thirtieth zap with another crummy result!
Oh yes, that's right, I suppose this sounds a bit odd. You see, I'm not like many other Neopets that despise every visit to the lab ray. No, I would just like some results. Currently, this is all I've had:
Last updated: January 8th, 2006
Levels: -6
Strength: -2
Defence: -8
Movement: †4
Maximum hit points: †23
Gender changes: 6
Nothing: 5 times
Colour changes: 1
Species changes: n/a
I can tell you now, if that's all I'm going to be getting, I'm not going to brag about it too often – any major breakthroughs in colour or species changes will be immediately posted on my pet lookup. (There's an excuse to look at it even if you aren't interested in my statistics.) I don't know why it would please you, but if you'd like you can have a look at my day-to-day progress with the ray.
October 18th, 2005: Loses 2 movement points
October 30th, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
October 31st, 2005: Gains 2 maximum hit points
November 1st, 2005: Loses 2 defence points
November 2nd, 2005: Loses 2 levels
November 3rd, 2005: Gains 2 levels
November 8th, 2005: Gains 5 maximum hit points
November 10th, 2005: Loses 3 defence points
November 12th, 2005: Gains 4 maximum hit points
November 13th, 2005: Loses 3 movement points
November 14th, 2005: Loses 3 defence points
November 15th, 2005: Changes gender from female to male
November 16th, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
November 17th, 2005: Loses 3 movement points
November 18th, 2005: Doesn't change at all
November 20th, 2005: Gains 2 levels
November 21st, 2005: Gains 5 maximum hit points
November 22nd, 2005: Loses 2 levels
November 23rd, 2005: Gains 2 levels
November 24th, 2005: Doesn't change at all
November 25th, 2005: Changes gender from male to female
November 28th, 2005: Loses 3 movement points
November 30th, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
December 1st, 2005: Loses 2 movement points
December 2nd, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
December 3rd, 2005: Gains 3 defence points
December 5th, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
December 6th, 2005: Gains 3 strength points
December 7th, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
December 9th, 2005: Changes gender from female to male
December 10th, 2005: Loses 3 defence points
December 11th, 2005: Doesn't change at all
December 12th, 2005: Loses 2 levels
December 13th, 2005: Loses 2 levels
December 14th, 2005: Loses 2 strength points
December 15th, 2005: Changes gender from male to female
December 16th, 2005: Doesn't change at all
December 17th, 2005: Gains 2 movement points
December 18th, 2005: Loses 2 levels
December 19th, 2005: Gains 2 maximum hit points
December 20th, 2005: Changes gender from female to male
December 21st, 2005: Loses 2 levels
December 22nd, 2005: Loses 3 strength points
December 23rd, 2005: Loses 2 levels
December 24th, 2005: Doesn't change at all
December 25th, 2005: Gains 3 movement points
December 26th, 2005: Gains 5 maximum hit points
January 3rd, 2006: Changes gender from male to female
January 5th, 2006: Loses 2 levels
January 6th, 2006: Loses 2 levels
January 7th, 2006: Changes colour to blue
January 8th, 2006: Gains 5 maximum hit points
That's right, my friends, I recently turned blue. But let's pretend I'm still green, alright?
That's about all I can tell you from the pitiful lab ray, so let's move on to happier things.
What's better than a book
and cookies?
I love all books, and if they weren't rather pricey for such a short use, I would be reading a lot more! This is on the top of my list.
I really
love meatballs, and tomato sauce is amazing. The two make a bit of a weird combination, but I'm a weird Wocky. There's no harm done.
Dressing up can be really fun. I especially like the Meuka costume, because I get to taunt
Tziech, who's trying to beat the real Meuka (with no success).
Christmas!! I
adore that holiday. It is so much fun going with
underminedauthority to the Advent Calendar during the month of Celebrating.
There are many things that are favourable about this plushie, like the fact that it is Camouflage (wow!). My buddy
Finitian wants to be forumulated around that cuddly plushie someday. I think it would be nice (if I don't become Grey), but then again so would
Plushie: I'd get to be the colour of some of the best toys in Neopia.
Yarn, for a Neocat? What isn't great about it?
Dislikes
This plushie does no justice to Wockies, especially green ones! We are no longer that lime colour, but we're reminded by this
thing - which makes the bright green look awful!
What the dung is it? Is it gum, is it candy? Make up your mind!
*ahem* That's actually a quote from the TV show, Friends. But I strongly agree with it.
Ew, look at it, it is all slimey.
I'm getting angry at Petpet Rescue lately! Poor
underminedauthority is underestimating it and can never get the avatar because she thinks too quickly.
If Neoschools do ever emerge in Neopia, I know one pet that'll stay away. I have heard too much about school not to be wary.
You might think it's funny that I am devoted to my Petpet although it is constantly changing. I suppose that is true. Anyway...
What is his name right now? Ah yes,
Greg has not always been my Petpet. I got my first small friend when
underminedauthority gave me a strapping young Buzzer that I named
Soar. After only a short while with him,
underminedauthority decided that it was about time that she got some Petpet avatars, and I was hooked up with a Gruslen called
Spork. 100 days went by, and it was only natural that I became better acquainted with my new Petpet. A few days after receiving the avatar,
underminedauthority took my friend Spork away from me. I felt lonely and empty until the Gruslen was replaced with another Buzzer that I named Soar once more.
Soon the Petpet lab ray came into question. After immediately being turned into a Pile of Sludge and a few name changes, I began to admire my Sludge and renamed him Soar again (even though the name didn't really fit anymore). For a while, Soar was ignored vis-à-vis the ray. Then he was zapped again, and I began to lose track of how many times he desintegrated. I think
underminedauthority bought two more Buzzers after him.
Anyhow, the short and short of it is that my Petpet is now being zapped daily. He's currently a
Blue Candychan named
Greg.
[
Zapped by the Petpet Lab Ray ]
If you don't know, that means "good bye" in German.
Well, I suppose this is where I leave you. It was fun teaching you all about the wonderful Neopet I call myself. If you have any fanmail (or comments/questions), send it to
underminedauthority but address it to Denyfier. That's D-e-n-y-f-i-e-r.
A few things need to be wrapped up before you go, though. The background on this page was generously provided by
nuthinbutnet.net. Also, my pet page used to house all
underminedauthoritys avatar information. That can all now be found below.
All avatar information can be found here:
Have yourself a fabbity fab day then, and perhaps I'll see you lurking around my page another time. Au revoir!
