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Denko's Pasturesize>
Moo Moo Moo kaus
M - m- m -make milk
It's the only drink that we adore!
When the m-m-m-moon shines....
On the K-k-k-kau shed....
We hope the kaus are making plenty more!
Plentyyyyyy Mmmmmmooooorrrreeeeee!
Created By, And used with Permission, ArchAngelLight
Hello, Im Denko Ame, and Im a male spotted Kau. Pretty neat, huh? What was your name again? I didn't catch it...
guest? Well, thats a nice name. So you came here to learn about me, did you? Im 89518 hours old. I live with my Mom, squirrelpenguin and my three sisters, Daisy, Magic and Nikia. Oh ya, I also have a petpet, my Searex Chichiri.
He's so cute. Kind of odd though, He seems to think he's a cat.... Don't cats hate water? What ever... His favorite food is tuna and he lives in our bathtub.
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About Me
Well guest, now that we're a little closer, I'll tell you all about me. Im a male spotted kau, and no I dont get milked. Will you people quit asking me that? I live in Neopian cetral, on the bottom floor of a nice little house. Maybe you could come over sometime! Its 99390 Wishing Well Drive, Neopia Central. I was born a tiny yellow Kau, like many, but you can check that out in a minute. I was painted spotted after a horrible accident, and AnnaWann gave us a beautiful spotted paintbrush!! THANKIES!!! She's One of my best friends!! Well, in my everyday stuff, I dont really do much. I like to train at the Neo Fu Training school, and learn all that I can. I love to read, battle and play games, and take Chichiri out into the ocean. He swims around and plays, its great to watch.
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My Birth
3:00 AM-
Squirrel House
Twitch. Mutter. Angry glare towards the alarm clock. Soooo eeeaaarrlllllyyy..... This is how squirrelpenguin Started her day. Not every day mind you, normally wake is around 11:00. But today, of all days the alarm struck 3 and rang. squirrelpenguin looked at her alarm clock and said, "ITS DIGITAL! HOW CAN IT STRIKE 3??" With angry grunts she finally woke up and made it down the stairs. "I dont have stairs.." She said quietly... Oh well, more plot holes. She stumbles into the kitchen and pours some neocola. "Well, what the difference between soda and coffee with suger in it?" She mutters. Ya, Squirrelys not a morning person. We established this already, moving on. She drinks her cola, wondering about the strange morning. As Squirrel finishes her cola, she gets ready for the day, no matter how early it is. She opens the shower curtain to warm up the shower when, to her surprize, a tiny sea monster sticks its head up. They look at each other for a moment and then turn oposite directions. squirrelpenguin decides its too early and goes back to bed.
7:00 am-
Neopian central
Still in her PJ's, Our heroine walks the streets of neopia. She walks down to the local market, gets a dozen eggs and heads back to her time-warped, freak-show home. Squirrel gets in and starts making breakfast for herself, and the little sea monster in the tub. "And why not? Better to eat eggs then Squirrels" Umm... ok, We'll buy that. As she cracks the eggs, she dumps them in a frying pan to make a nice warm omlette. Mmmmmmm... Cheesey Eggy goodness.. Almost as cheesy as this story! Ok, back on track. Squirrely grabs the 8th egg to toss into the burning pan off doom, when she felt it move. "What are you doing to me now." She asked, to no one in particular. SquirrelPenguin holds the egg and examines it. Its larger then the rest, and has faint grey spots. She can feel it twitch and tumble from the inside. What could possible inside?
11:00 AM-
Squirrel House
Breakfast burnt hours ago.. And squirrelpenguin Is still glued to the egg. It starts wiggling faster, almost shaking itself out of her hands. She watches wide eyed, when all off a sudden...... From acrossed the room, she hears a crunch. The tiny shell comodity in her hands stops and a horn can be seen from an egg on the counter. "Wow, this is the lamest story ever" She says. Ya, its true, but ssssshhhhh! She leaves the spotted egg on the table and watches the horn. It moves around, breaking out of its shell case. Wait, theres a head! Looking up with big golden eyes, there was a tiny yellow kau. "Moo" It says. Well, what else would a kau say? squirrelpenguin picked up the tiny kau and set it in her hand. "Well, um... becarefull of the thing in the bathtub little guy. Aww... your cute! Im gunna call you Denko!" And hence the kau was born. And squirrelpenguin got a new story on her house and a sea monster (searex... chichiri) in her bath tub.
THE END!
My Family
SquirrelPenguin-
My loving mother.. Well, not my real mom. I dont know her.. but squirrelpenguin is great. She loves to draw, especially us. She's not rich, so dont even bother trying to beg her for stuffs. She learned html skills from school, and HTMLgoodies.com. Oh ya.. she's vengful. If you steal her artwork, she'll hunt you down and beat you with the wooden spoon she stole from the krawks. o.0 i suggest not doin in. Why would you want to anyways? They arn't that good..
Daisy-
My sister Daisy... She's a white aisha thats very into her looks. I thought she was a uni at first.... But beware, she beats up people who tease her... she feels the same way about usuki dolls... Which is why Nikia has the only one left in the house...
Magic-
My little sister Magic is a purple kau. She thinks she's going to save the world. I think she's a little young, but she's funny to be with. She collects plushies. If you have Spare plushies, SEND THEM TO MAGIC! She'll love you forever.
Nikia-
Nikia like to battle in the dome sometimes, but she's still learning. We hang out all the time and play! And we're exacly 200 days apart... Neat.
Kau Facts
There are some things people get confused about with kaus, so my mom put together this section just for that.
- A female is called a cow (a kau cow! ^-^)
- A male is called a bull (thats me!)
- A fixed male is called a steer
- Kau's love to sing (hey, look at our description, it says so)
- Kau day is June 19th!
- We get along great with almost any pet. (very true)
- We eat alot!
- Kau's need lots of room to run around, play and graze
- Kau's need lots of love!
- Kau's make great battledome players.
- Only female kau's make milk.
- Cow kau's can produce more then a gallon a day of milk!
- When a cow kau Has milk, she is "freshened
- Everyone should have a kau!
- You can get 720 quarter pounders from one kau.. (Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!)
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