For far too long have the Mootix been held on high while their PetPetPet brethern have lurked in the shadows. Now is the time for those that have been ignored to rise up and SQUISH the Mootixes. The following are proud, dynamic and loyal members of the Breebly Army, and these are their stories.



Caine the Conqueror
Breebly In Cheif

Pet: Myca_Sasha_Vykos
PetPet: Ravenna the Karren
MOS: Leader of The Breebly Army

Caine's Story:
I began life with Serrena as most other PetPetPets come into being with their hosts. I was found by Ravenna. It was rather humiliating being brought to Serrena all covered in slobber from my numbskull Karren, but she took a liking to my stunning good looks, abundant charm, rapier wit and ever so humble nature ... I was welcomed into her family.

It was while I was traveling with Serrena to the AC - or Avatar Chat - that I noticed there was an outcry for Mootix everywhere I looked. Why Mootix? Why not Breebly? We are far more handsome and much more intelligent than /those/ things. I have yet to meet a Mootix that can count higher than two. So, I did a little investigating.

I discovered that the Mootix were honoured with their very own Avatar! The Mootix? When I delved deeper into the darkness that was my quest, I was to learn that none of my PetPetPet brethern were to be honoured in such a way. I was disappointed when my good friends' - the Moaches - avatar was released and found to be easy to get and lacking in proper reverence.

So, without much encouragement, myself and a few of my Breebly kin have taken up the banner to bring the proper respect we deserve to the masses. Our goal, aside from squishing Mootix between our small yet mighty toes, is to gain an Avatar for the Breebly. Or at least a measure of respect as deserving by our grand heritage. If Neopian Domination occurs at the same time, all the better.


Louis du Courday
AKA: Louis the Loathsome

Pet: SecondOracle
PetPet: ILLIN the ... well, Illin is currently having identity issues due to the PetPet Lab Ray, but he used to be a Wain.
MOS: Second in Command of the Breebly Army

Louis' Story:
Bound in PetPetPet slavery to the not quite so bright Illin the Wain and the even less bright Secondoracle the Grundo, Louis is the most intelligent of his immediate family (although that's not saying much). On his travels though the forests of Neopia he came one day upon a fellow Breebly by the name of Caine. Caine taught Louis of his noble Breebly heritage and the misuse and neglect perpetrated on all Breebly kind by "The Team" - also known as TNT. The blatant disreguard of the imposing Breebly physique and the keen Breebly wit. Not to mention the many other species of PetPetPet.

Enlightened, somewhat, Louis took up the banner of his beloved mentor Caine and is now his most rabid... er we mean faithfull disciple.

Louis was dubbed by Caine; Louis DuCourday, Breebly of Breeblys, Destroyer of Idiots, Sacker of Spam Boards, Ravager of Small Cakes & Second in Command of the Breebly Army under Caine the Conqueror.

All shall fear him and be somewhat uncomfortable in his presence.


Lillith the Licentious

Pet: AmphibianZen
PetPet: Wyatt_Earp the Halloween Pinklet
MOS: Cheif Intelligence Breebly

Lillith's Story:
COMING SOON


El Capitane" the Ruthless

Pet: Balios_Antitos
PetPet: Marisol the Faerie Kadoatie
MOS: Cheif Security Breebly

El Capitane's Story:
COMING SOON


Mad Max the Medic

Pet: Chiccarones
PetPet: Chicolini the Anubis
MOS: Cheif Medical Breebly

Dr. Max's Story:

(I'm supposed to be "Mad Max" but Mama Pfent couldn't find me in my uniform. Actually, I lost my glasses last night and now I can't find my uniform, 'cuz I can't see! So I'm not dressed, better you not tell anybody or I'll show you what I can really do with my medical bag...got it? )


I am the Chief doctor and main health consultant for the Breebly Army. Nothing can fix your headache like a good case of dynamite…and I do mean "case." I have done much research and know that dynamite is the only way to cure all forms of illness. I find that if properly sedated you can hardly feel the blast, therefore I carry a BIG syringe full of great stuff. Without me the army would not be here today, I keep them healthy and functioning; their fear of me alone keeps them going. So if you have any ailments, don't let my professional looks fool you, I can cure them all…trust me! What? Were you talking to me?


Jinxster the Mentally Ill

Pet: Ebil_Ky
PetPet: Snickers the Snicklebeast
MOS: Cheif Entertainment Breebly

Jinxster's Story:

You want to know my story? Really? It all started when I was just a wee Breebly. My sister was driving me mental one day so I decided to put glue in her hair. She cried and cried and our mother had to cut all the glue out because I didn't use just regular glue; I used super glue! I laughed so hard that I started to cry. My mom thought I felt sorry for her so when she put her arm around me to comfort me I laughed even harder. It was then she knew something was wrong with me so she sent me to boarding school.

I loved boarding school. There were so many pranks I could pull on pathetic creatures. I did everything from whoopie cushions on the chair, gummy worms that looked real in the school food, rotten milk, braiding these two girls' hair together so that when they stood up they fell right on heir butts! I had a million and one pranks but the principal, teachers, and students didn't find me funny at all so I was sent home.

Day after day I started plotting for the ultimate prank. I sought out the poor victim I would use. I was just going to use my cousin until I was walking down the street and this Mootix stared at me and then stuck his tongue out! He and his owner just started laughing at me and said, "We're better than you because we get Neopians avatars, you're just a little blue creep."

I was outraged! At that very second something in me snapped. My eyes twitched a little then I just grinned back at that stupid Mootix and walked off.

That night I discovered what I was going to do to all the Mootixes in Neopia. I decided to team up with this snicklebeast named Snickers. He and his owner (ebil_ky) and his owner's owner (sekhmet16) all hated Mootixes with a passion. We plotted day and night how we would go about with my evil deed. In the end though sekhmet decided we needed help. She told me about the Breebly Army. I wanted to meet them immediately.

I stood before Caine and Louis and I tried my best to sound professional but after all I'm Jinxters the Mentally Ill for a reason. I guess they were ok with that because they made me a member of the Army. As the days passed though I started to lose my mind more and more and I just couldn't resist playing pranks on all of them. Most of them thought it was funny but when I filled Caine's military tank with jelly blobs he ordered me to remain in this straight jacket. I don't mind too much because it's really comfortable mmmm. I will continue with my plan and one day all Neopians, pets, petpets, and petpetpets...especially Mootixes will bow down before us with respect or fear!!

Everyone will know that Breeblys are not meant to be messed with!!


Ned the Nerd

Pet: Loopurv
PetPet: Marco the Slorg
MOS: Computer Systems Expert

Ned's Story:
I believe that Caine is right about the Mootixes, those crazy little o shaped mouths make it obvious that they will soon be plotting revenge against other PetPetPets. We are the only PetPetPets who can save us now. I joined the Breebly Army because it seemed that Caine was in dire need for a tracking device, and I have one installed into my computer. After all, the Mootixes may be wearing disguises. /transmission


William the Warrior

Pet: Dragoo4752
PetPet: Lloyd the Plushie Snicklebeast
MOS: Antenae to Antenae Combat Officer

William's Story:

Coming Soon


Aranchia the Fervent

Pet: EdMusicEd
PetPet: Lonnie the Hornsby
MOS: Cheif Administrator of Breebly Relations

Aranchia's Story:

Brief? Does it have to be? *sigh* Oh, well. I was 'given' to Lilah, Caine's #1 Minion, as a 'gift'. *phtt* That just means I was captured by an enemy and transported here. Luckily, they didn't know my true potential... *evil laugh* Does that sound right to you? It needs to be worked on... But, anyway, I managed to avoid the family on insanity for a day or two... nearly getting burned a few times... until Lonnie found me. Thank Caine for stupid Petpets! Now, I have a loyal servant who gives me whatever I want, and a trusty steed to take into battle...


File No. 05-0023

Pet: Classified - Level 1 Clearance Denied
PetPet: Classified - Level 1 Clearance Denied
MOS: Classified - Level 1 Clearance Denied

Hans' Story:
Classified - Level 1 Clearance Denied

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Are you a Breebly that's just chomping at the bit to sign on the dotted line and join ranks? NeoMail Caine or Lillith with;

1. Your name - This is to be what your Breebly's name is. Please don't send us /your/ name. Thanks. If there is a Breebly Army member with the name you'd like, you're going to have to chose another one. Duplicate names will NOT be accepted;

2. What you're good at - This will help us place you with the right MOS. Don't want any demolition experts slingin' hash in the mess;

3. A brief history - or why you think you deserve to join the Breebly Army. What drove you over the brink to realise that Caine is indeed right about the Mootix and the severe lack of humble respect due your blue bretheren?

Requirements for joining:

1) You must be a BREEBLY!!! No other PetPetPet will be accepted.

2) You have to have some sort of personality. If you're just an itch on your PetPet, we don't need you.

3) You must be attached to a PetPet. Hanging out in a Gallery and loafing all day doesn't count.

4) You must request if your membership is to be "Top Secret" - only the Breebly Army officers will know who your Breebly's owner is, however there will be a 'record' on the site of your Breebly (see "Hans"). This is a good option for those that would rather just enjoy knowing their Breebly is uncommon.

or

The other option is "Public Record." Public record means you're willing to fly our customized button - see below - with a link to this page on your Pet's lookup and proclaiming your support of the cause.


Our Sample Button

If you cannot yet afford a Breebly, you can fly our "supporter" banner made by the infamous Second_Oracle. She did all of the non-Neo Breebly art on this page. Ain't she cool?

Disclaimer from the Warped Minds Behind the Breebly Army:

We are NOT a Guild, nor will we ever be a Guild.
We are NOT a ChatGroup, nor will we ever be a ChatGroup.
We are Breebly owners with a bit of spare time, a hint of creativity and a healthy dose of insanity.

Although ... a Breebly Avatar would be nice. *~Hint, hint~*

There is NO affiliation between LGB and The Breebly Army. I happen to like more than a few members of LGB, even if their PetPetPet loyalties are a bit squewed.

Concept Began 18 OCT 05 - Accept no Substitutes




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