Wise Quote of the Day:
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost." - Russell Baker
Gosh, I haven't written in a long time. There was a problem with my screenies, but they are now up and running. New affilate, go check it out. ^_^
*peers down* I haven't visited Neopets in a while, but screenies will be up and running shortly.=) Also, I have my first affilate (OMG YAY). Go check it out. Hehe. ^^
Hiya. :D No important updates today.
Woop woop, I added a spiffeh new counter. xDDD Yay for boingdragon.com!
Welcome to my screenies, my pwning guest. Hopefully, you will find lots of laughter...and if you don't...I've failed...yet again. x_X I have only recently started, so please don't expect too much. :) Neomail me ratings, if you could.
Please, take some cookies and milk, and read on. xD Laugh your socks off so Mya can steal them...
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*lets out a bloodcurdling scream and runs to hide under a desk*
I have decided to draw a big red circle around the topics I found worthy of the Newbie boards.
The ones that seemed like they wanted to get to know you included spam and inappropriate stuff inside. :D
I knew that Steve was up to something sinister...all those blue paw prints on the wall were clues...*shifty eyes* CLUES...CLUES!!! *spazzes*
LMAO, I'm sorry, I just found the girl's response to finding out she was posting in the wrong board funny...she sounded like she broke a law or something. xD
This was at the Kadoatery board in the Games board.
THEY GONNA RIP THAT GUY APART. (then rip the shreds into even smaller shreds)
This might be a bit long, guys, sorry. The funny stuff is at the end.=)
We will call the disco Aisha avatar Newbie #1. We will call the Jubjub avatar Newbie #2.*clears throat*
Newbie 1 offers to make a layout in exchange...for...knowledge on how to code...a layout. @_@
Newbie 2 comes along, agrees, demands two or so layouts, Newbie 1 says yes, but needs knowledge first. Newbie 2 directs Newbie 1 to Photobucket. Then...Newbie 2 brilliantly accuses Newbie 1 that (gasp) NEWBIE 1 IS SCAMMING NEWBIE 2!!!!!
But wait, that's not all.
Newbie 2 then asks for confirmation, whether Newbie 1 would really sink to something that low.
You gotta love newbies.=D
For your sake, honey, I sure hope you're right. @_@
(P.S. Just read it out loud.)
Darn it, I love you, you mysterious man you. xD
ONE WEEK LATER
Lottery Man: And the winning numbers are...
(Mya doesn't win)
*storms to mysterious man's house*
*emerges from a smoking ruin nine minutes and 46.3 seconds later*
T.T Yes, 1, 248, 725 times because I've already seen this event 1, 248, 725 times. T.T
Scarblade followed Mya all the way to Terror Mountain!!!
*shifty eyes* Er, hurry, Mika and Carissa, I'll save you!
*shoves them into a nearby box*
*starts grabbing items and stuffing them in her pockets*
Typical. Rare items only start coming to Mya when go down by...what, 1 million NPs. --;;
Okay, TNT, this is war. T.T
*gets out mouldy bits of bread*
*thoughtfully nudges codestone with toe* Maybe I should be really nice and give it back to the person who dropped it.
*every single Neopian in square slowly turns around and gives Mya a look*
*squeaks* Never mind.
*looks at ghost and screams*
*ghost looks at Mya and screams*
Hey, why are you screaming?
Ghost: Erm...well...uh. You look sort of...um..
-THE MURDERER OF IT WHAZMIYA THE GHOST HAS NOT BEEN YET IDENTIFIED. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MORE INFORMATION. TILL THEN, KEEP YOUR WINDOWS LOCKED.-
What do I look like? *rolls up sleeves* Huh?
Ghost: *has seen the murder of It Whazmiya* Beautiful?
Why, thank you.=)
Ghost: *mutters* Yeah, beautiful in a coma.
-THE MURDERER OF AGANE MIYA THE GHOST HAS NOT BEEN YET IDENTIFIED. POLICE AND REALLY OLD PEOPLE ARE PUZZLED AND VERY ANGRY. TUNE IN AT THE NEXT DEA-NEXT WEEK FOR MORE INFORMATION. TILL THEN, KEEP YOUR WINDOWS LOCKED AND INTERVIEW EVERYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR HOME.
I'm not going to even ask questions this time.
-THE MURDERER OF OMIGUSH MIYA THE GHOST HAS NOT YET BEEN IDENTIFIED. POLICE, REALLY OLD PEOPLE, AND EVEN OLDER PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY ANGRY. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE THE OLD PEOPLE'S DRAMATIC LAWSUIT OF THE POLICE.
Yeah, okay. Take the shiny, clean tooth, not the one with the cavities, will you? *mutters angrily*
*looks at Crimson thoughtfully*
*whispers* How much for a Pea Chia?
*Grundo whispers back answer*
*glances at photo of Mya and Crimson playing catch and Crimson being squished by ball*
*whispers* How about 5 neopoints?
That explains the smell. *turns green*
*sighs* The dream saying of a bald Neopet.
That was lame, corny, cheesy, and overdramatic. In fact, wait a minute, I'm going to get my thesaurus out and-
*swamp ghoul glides away*
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
(the face is me with my crooked teeth)
That's like...the first time I've ever RSed an avy item. :| Lyke. Wow. x_X
(little battledome fight thingy is copied from a fight with Inflatable Bathalazar)
TNT needs to seriously work on their grammar. O_O
Also, while they're at it, they should make sure they have the correct weapons. ;)
*giggles* I liked this one.
Hem hem. :)
:( So, my friends, that's why I had to wash the dishes at my neighbour's house this morning.
Yay! First award! *is so proud*
Sorry folks, but that's it for now. :) Hope you enjoyed it! To leave, just scroll up and click Leave this Place! ^.^;;
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