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Hello, hello, hello. I'm Cowoosama-san... but you can call me Cosmo. Practically everyone does. Nobody calls me Politan, except that one girl.. and that's another story.

So you wanna know something about me, eh? Well, here's the recipe for the original Cosmo: 1 part Archie Goodwin, 1 part Zaphod Beeblebrox, 1 part James Bond, 10 parts bravado, cheer, and intrigue. Add one sweet tooth. Shaken, not stirred.

Let's see... I'm a city guy. I'm a sort of "independent consultant," as it were. I've tried everything. Detective, bodyguard, treasure hunter (unofficially), explorer (rather more officially). Currently, I'm working out of the Thirtieth Cloudstone Complex in Faerie City. Chances are I won't be there if you drop by, though. May just want to leave a message. There's always a hammock on Mystery Isle or a client on Kreludos that needs attending.

Lately, I've been thinking about publishing some of my more interesting cases. Some extra Neolians from the Times couldn't hurt... you may be seeing my handsome face in your morning paper. No cracks about ways to start the morning.