You too, darling!
Hello my angels, and welcome to this place, hosted by yours truly ♥! My name is Josh, but you can call me Cosmo, like the drink. It's kindof my stagename, you know? I'd definitely use that if I ever became famous - and that is just a matter of time!
My page has been here for a while (I had no idea, I've been out having a blast this entire time) and Duckie
, my caretaker, told me to pour a little drop of all my talent on my page. And I see the point, I mean, I have to look fabulous in every way, and this page is like, smearing my reputation as perfect! I'll make this page fabulous!
Oh, you don't believe me? Well, check out my references! Right from fabulousville!
About the man.
More like the legend!
Real name »
Josh S. Wolsey.
Early twenties - even he forgot.
Date of birth »
Haven't found it.
Doesn't want him.
Social skills, knowing the lyrics to almost all 80'ties hits.
is very shallow and full of himself, can't commit to social bonds outside of parties.
Partying is Cosmo's life. Where there is a festivity, he will be. Cosmo is a social butterfly, and he knows everyone worth knowing. He's a real ladies' man, but in the end of each night, he walks home alone. Yes, this man flies solo, but is of course looking for 'the one'. Oh, why I talk in third person? I just like doing that sometimes, it makes me feel so important!
Adore & Ignore
To know me best!
Parties, Wally, Shopping sprees, Cafés (especially The Oak).
Food; Vegan Burgers.
Drink; Black Russian.
Clothing Item; Anything fab.
Season; Them all.
Music; Electronic, Dance.
Scent; The smell of a good night.
Neopian Hero; Roxton Colchester.
Uninteresting people, Commercials, Nights with nothing to do, No discount.
Food; I don't eat meat.
Drink; Water. It's so flavorless.
Clothing Item; Itchy wooly sweaters with seasonal patterns.
Season; Did you not see above?.
Color; Anything that don't go with my skin.
Scent; Rotten cucumbers.
Neopian Villain; Dr. Frank Sloth. His robes are so Y4!
The Story About My Life
An exclusive interview!
I begun my glorious days in a small village a few miles outside Meridell city. I don't remember much of my childhood - happily forgotten I suppose. Duckie
has told me that she found me when I was just a little young Ixi, crying in a dark corner between the old houses because a Skeith from my neighborhood had supposedly beaten me up for being a sissy. I've never been like your ordinary oldfashioned Ixi - I love fashion, citylife and classy parties, whereas where I come from, you become a farm owner like your father before you; something I never wanted to be. I've had many fights with my parents over my choices, and when I finally told them I was moving to the big city, they cut me off. I miss my mom sometimes, when the night is darkest and there's no party going on, but I'm okay.
With help from Duckie
, I travelled to the big city. I went around to aaaaaalllll the modelling agencies, and thankfully I got hired on my 8th try, and they skyrocketed my career and my life. For a 15-yearold, earning such a salary was totally perfect for getting a chic place to stay and a gorgeous wardrobe which I love ♥
The next years up until now has been very hazy. I'm not sure of what I've really been doing. As I've gotten a bit older (not sure of exactly how old, but not past 25, thank Fyora!) I've grown to party less often, and I can now remember bigger parts of my life, and won't risk throwing my career out the window because of my lifestyle. Duckie
has helped me and supported me, despite of my difficult nature and childish tantrums.
That means you can borrow them!
So you probably didn't know that I like investigating different lifestyles - and love the movie Aladdin. No stealing, editing, entering various contests etc.
, unless I ask you. Send me a neomail here
if you want to request or poke me to do a neocolor I haven't done yet. I don't do application art. Will you please stop asking!!Genie Ixi!COLOURS
Customs of Cosmo!
SnapSnap WinkWink NudgeNudge.
As fabulous as I am, people take pictures of me at parties sometimes, and other times there are photoshoots with the boys. These are some of the snapshots in question. Tah-Taah!
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