HEY! Hey don't touch that! It's very important time-travel business,
a girl with tangled hair runs up to you. Time Travel? No, no, I said..."Lime Gravel". Yeah. I don't do anything nearly as suspicious or unauthorized as time travel...heh. I run an honest business here as...a mechanic.
She looks around the shop, parts and bottles thrown carelessly around the floor. Shelves are detached and broken, and a few even hand from the ceiling. There are several cardboard boxes filled with what looks like plastic cutlery. Regardless of the mess, you get the feeling that she knows exactly where everything is. A flickering lightbulb swings aimlessly by a piece of yarn.
The girl holds out a hand for you to shake. I'm Jk. Time Traveller, pokemon master, superhero, artist, Hogwarts graduate, dimensional detecticve, scientist, llama tamer, and space connoisseur. All of them at once if you catch me on a good day. I meant my name's Jk, by the way--I'm not kidding.
You get the feeling she's a little absent minded. When her mind's around, though, she's a genius.
She blinks twice, waiting for your response. Well, if you need anything, just ask. I'm quite experienced in Neopia. Avatar collecting, amateur battledomeing, neocashing, writing, gaming, coding, gif-ing, and especially plotting-just ask if you want a little insight!
She blinks twice more. Well, I've got to get back to work. Feel free to look around, but please, don't touch anything. The last thing I need is a repeat of last month's incident.
You want to ask her about last month, but she's already gone.
In between plots, I am an avid avatar collector. These are the ones I have yet to get:
Spin this thing
until your brains fall out.
Wheel of Excitement
Spin this thing
until your brains fall out.
Neopian Times Writer
Publish a comic into a 50th edition of the NT.
Snowager - RAWR!
Eat this guy
with some french fries on the side.
Have this guy
eat you with some french fries on the side.
Skeith - King Hagan
Talk to this guy
until he believes you are smart enough.
Be faster than The Flash at this place
Go undercover here.
Be a responsible CEO
Win 800+ points and win a gold medal in The Olympics
Attack of the Slorgs
Find these guys
a shell. 1,000+ points.
Volcano Run 2 RUN
!!! 1,500 points.
something. I don't really know. 1,200+ points.
Hannah and the Pirate Caves
. 150,000 points.
Extreme Potato Counter
Count 200 Potatoes
. Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a stew.
Chia Bomber Blow up
some stuff. 1,300 points.
Kacheek - Herder
Herd 250 Sheeps
BIlge Dice- Lucky Streak
Nope. Not going to happen. x10.
Escape from Meridell Castle
It's funny, it's spelled just like "escape," but you have to be in the top 50
Caption Contest Funny
Make people laugh in a 100th
. NOT CRY. LAUGH.
A53 - Like a Boss
20k in this game
. Space exploration, go!
On the other end of the spectrum, these are the 306
avatars that I have already collected:
This is a Plastic Butter Knife:
I like Plastic Butter Knives.
As of 2.20.12, I have 1221
Plastic Butter Knives:
I want more.
The official "number" on this goal is 1337, but as that is approaching fast I'll probably increase that soon.
Basically, I want all the Plastic Butter Knives.
I'm selfish, I know.
My pets are very dear to me. I wouldn't ask for them any other way, any more, or any less. They are all a work in progress (and forever will be), but here are some specific goals I have for each.
-work on petpage
-train for BD more
-get Altadorian Warrior Plate Shirt
-draw new art
-try not to show too much favoritism towards
-write short story
Other goals include:
Get to level 50!
Gain 500 gold keys.
Collect more snowglobes for my gallery
That means YOU!
There are several people I have to thank for helping me where I am today. I decided to put that here.
To the most amazing real-life friend a girl could have, emmy123327
, who gives me motivation to finish stories everyday and without whom I would die of lack of fangirling. YOU IS AMUHZING. LESSTHANTHREE.
To the most epic person in the world Amara
who always been around and puts up with us spamming each other all the time. I'm closer to you than most people I know in real life, and I thank your for your valuable friendship.
To my amazing neofriend h1yaa
. You know what you've done and I'll never be able to pay you back ;)
Everyone who ever was or is in Eccentricity. You guys are my passion, my friends, and my fun. Even if we went different directions, we will always all be a little strange.
Everyone I've forgotten.
Everyone who's ever gifted me a Plastic Butter Knife.
for reading all of this!
And the lovely people who assisted my on my quest for the BIG THREE:
[x]Bgc [x]Mspp [x]Suap
At approximately 6:14 pm NST on May 19, 2011, I was lent BGC for free, expanding my avatar collection (and ego) to 289, and leaving me only 2 lendables left to gather.
At 11:34 pm NST on June 18, 2011, I was lent my lendable dream avatar. Leaving me only one lendable left, and only 8 avatars away from 300.
And finally, at 11:07 am on July 3, 2011 I completed my lendable collection for good with SuAP! Thank you to the lender for taking a leap of faith for a girl with only 295 avatars, and for my chia lender who remains a close friend of mine. I wonder what I'll do on neo now! (plot plot plot)