At the Cabin
Did anything blow up that weekend?
~Keke
Mom: Luann, why is the vacuum plugged in?
Luann: If anyone snores, I'm gonna svck their faces up!
Kathy: Who's there?
Robert: Robert
Kathy: ROBBER!?!
♫ Pretty women,
Her name is Sandy,
Pretty women,
I like riding her.... Boat. ♫
~Jake
(The 'boat' is actually a jet ski.)
Nick is my personal pest.
~Mom
NICHOLAS!
~Mom
Mom and Luann looking at the stars-
Mom: There's the Milky Way.
Luann: Where's the Snickers?
Playing Hide-n-Seek
Dad: I'm a rock!
Alex: I'm a log!
Mom: I'm a tree!
Nick: I'm a towel!
Luann: I'm a can!
♫ "And I said, What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"...♫
~Nick
It's noon somewhere
~Luann
DEAD WHALE!!
~Jake as he jumps on someone.
Jack, in the boat, to Joanne, on the shore, while John is on the island:
Joanne, go get John!
Do you have a phone?
Do you have a TV?
Do you call your mom and dad 'ma' and 'pa'?
Do you eat road kill?
~Sheri meeting the 'Hillbillies
What the heck is that, a loon-bear?
~Luann
Gilbert says 'Where's Arnie?
Right here!!
~Cam (A 'hillbilly')
TOLDJA JOE, TOLDJA NOT!
~Tracy
At Home
Mom: What are you doing?
Tracy: Quick, order the pizza before Mom changes Dad's mind!
Dad: Highfive!
Those people that drive SUVs think they're invincible! I get in my big dump truck and I teach them a thing or two!
~Jack
Keke and Tracy playing Mario Kart-
Laura: Shoot her!
Keke: No, she'll hit me!
Eric: She's behind you!
Keke: No, with her hand!
Cut it out or I'll throw you over the hill!
~Grams
1... 2... 3... MOM!!!
~Tracy, Embee, Peter, Eric, Laura, Keke, and Becky
How can they predict out of the tens of thousands of flus, which flu everyone is going to get next year? You know how they do it? They go out and stick people with it!
~Jack
Kids are just kids and Chucky was just a doll.
Tracy: John, shut up or I'll throw you through another -blocked-
John: Tracy! We didn't break that window, it was the twins, REMEMBER?
Tracy: YEAH! Cause the big dumb twin made the little smart twin mad, so she tossed him through the window!
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
~Dad
Laura: It's a long story.
Eric: I don't want to hear it then.
Joe: I invited the new kid over
Chris: Well, what Legos is he gonna play with?
**Joe and Chris had about 800,000 Legos
Tracy: I'm going to send Micheal Meyers after you!
Keke: Nuh-uh, he lives in Haddonfield!
Luann: Who the heck is Matt?
Matt: That'd be me.
Luann: Oh, you mean Benny!
We don't talk loud! We scream quietly!
♫ Oh Sheri, you came and you bought me a turkey, on your way to worky. ♫
~Jake's Turkey song
Tracy, I have to go to the bathroom. Can you go for me?
~Joanne
She can make you do anything!
~Lisa about Luann
Tracy: You made fun of me!
Jack: Um, yeah, you fell and I was there.
Mom: Sorry, the hot dogs are burned.
Eric: That's okay. This is how my mom cooks all the time.
I pinky promise ♥
When we're old ladies...
We're gunna be best friends
Chasing each other in nursing homes
With our motor scooters
~Becky to Keke
You sound so much smarter when you agree with me.
Mom: What did you get from the Easter Bunny?
Eric: TURTLES UNDERWEAR
Jack: I got a leaky glass!
Tracy: I think you're just tipping it... No wait, mine's leaking too!
Tracy: I used to change this kid's diapers.
Eric: Yeah, and you didn't do it right. I'm still mad about that.
Tracy: You and your silver hair.
Barry: It's not silver anymore. I upgraded to platinum.
Tracy: Where's Jack?
Where's Jack?
Where's Jack?
Where's Jack?
Grandpa: Let's go find Jack!
Barry was onto something! Someone's breached the perimeter!
~Meg
Mom: Who is that, John?
John: Oynie!
Joe: Where are you going?!
Tracy: To the bathroom.
Joe: Sheri, go with her!
Sheri: But I don't have to go!
We got you some secret slippers!
~Joe to Dad
Luann: *Hands Dad Clamato* Here, shake this up.
Keke: *Lifts Clamato upside down, finding it frozen* Yeah Dad, shake that up.
Mom: *Talking on phone while Luann is shoving stuff in Mom's face* Dave! Control your women!
Luann: *Playing Catch Phrase* It sounds like peasy and starts with the letter
egg
Kayla: Who cares about Strawberry Shortcake, people end up eating her kind anyways!!
Girls multitask, Dad. Get over it.
~Tract
Mom: I'm never taking you to Walmart again!
Luann: Those are mean words!
Wow. That stem is really lo- Have you seen the Exorsist?
~Becky
You look like a 13 year old girl.
~Becky to Dad
Thanksgiving Bingo
Lynn: Becky, did you have that plunger on your face?
Becky: No! *With a bright red ring around her face*
At School/With Friends
Josh *After falling while giving Katie a piggy back ride*: I started running, then I started falling, then I started hurting.
Keke: Dalton, I thought only real men wear pink?
English Teacher: We read the same things in school you do now.
Billy: Except they were on stone palettes.
Showering is for Saturdays.
~Foster
My indecisivness comes from my mom's side. No wait, my dad's side...Wait, my mom's...
~Keke
Melissa: I don't know what a hermit is.
Jasmin: It's a crab!
Are plants animals?
~Alexa
How do you make a three?
~Emily
Keke: I'm the real Slim Shady.
Emily: No, you're the Fat Sunshine.
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Don't fear dieing, fear never learning to live.
~C.S.Lewis
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Always be yourself.
Those who mind don't matter.
Those who matter don't mind.
~Dr. Seuss
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Everybody here,
Comes from somewhere,
That they would just as soon forget,
And disguise.
-R.E.M.
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The coldest winter I've ever known was a summer in San Francisco.
~Unknown, but often falsely attributed to Mark Twain.
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If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
~Mark Twain.
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~Zimbabwe (country)
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Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope.
~Helen Keller
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Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.
~Ballou
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The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself
~Thales
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Whats mine is yours and whats yours is mine.
~William Shakespeare
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Kyle, you forgot the first law of physics. Anything fun costs atleast 8 dollars.
~Cartman
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Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing
~The Santa Clause
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I just have one question for you..Are you ready to rock?
~Chicken Little
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Darn Nun! That's right. I cursed a nun and I don't care. Darn Nun.
~Ashley Tisdale from Suite Life of Zack and Cody
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There Is No Future
There Is No Past
I Live This Moment
As My Last
~From the musical RENT
There's Only Us
There's Only This
Forget Regret
Or Life Is Yours To Miss
No Other Road
No Other Way
No Day But Today
~From the musical RENT
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Okay, so I'm in a band called the Assassin Mimes, a posse called the Rabid Demon Screaming Unicorn Chihuahuas, and an extreme baking club called the Lethal Spoons.
I love my life.
~
Lizzi
Grandma: You will say thanks if I put fried mud in front of you.
~
Lizzi
Evan: So you're saying my ex-girlfriend is showering in my bathroom screaming about her dog to me while I'm showering in Mom's bathroom? I wouldn't go where that dream is going.
~
Lizzi
Susan: Hey, look, Mary's car is in front of my house!
Mom: I like Mary,she's nice. (Mom = Mary)
Me: I don't like her much. She's bossy.
~
Lizzi
Mom: Do you think this restaurant has a birthday special? (It was her birthday.)
Evan: No,but they have a seniors menu.=)
~
Lizzi
Mom: Girls, I'm leaving to get groceries. Be good.
Me: Try not to jump any old people this time, Mom.
~
Lizzi
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I could walk forever in my garden.
~
Maxamine202
And I knew that you were a truth
I would rather lose
Than to have never lain beside at all
~
Fiestival
I put the fun in fundamentals.
~
xxJohnnayxx
I love you more than pancakes!
~Bubbles
(From the user
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If my music's too loud, you're too old
~
To_Live_Is_To_Die
I can't go to sleep yet. I need to check for zombies under my bed and Chuck Norris in my closet.
~My little sis
(From the user
Holycrowitsjeyden)
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom too?
~
Fade_Together
Kiera: Woah, doesn't that hurt...?
Holycrowitsjeyden: I have bones of steel and a depressed, lovesick heart of gold
Cease the moment, because tomorrow you might be dead.
~
___Abz__
Congratulations,you now own an epic fail of astronomical proportions.
You can add it to your vast collection of fails.
~
Lizzi
Obey gravity.
It's the law.
~Conner
(From the user
Holycrowitsjeyden)
If a person put a spoon in a box, then died, would the spoon still be in the box?
~Kiera
(From the user
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Most kids on the internet prolly smell like melted crayons and poo.
~
Lizzi
Eep! Becky... I broke the internet again. D=
~
Keke
Sorry, I"m human. Not....
Keke
~
TealMountain
If a noob falls in the middle of a forest,does anyone care?
~
Aqua_Fairie
Energizer Bunny arrested...charged with battery
~
GuardGirl41188
*Ooky signs back in after signing out*
Keke: Ooky restart computer?
Ooky: No. Ooky got too excited and hit the "Esc" key when she saw Twi.. XD
*30 minutes later, Ooky gets signed out*
Ooky: Oops?xD
Keke: Twilight?
Ooky: Maybe.........
Ooky: -gets the tape out-
Keke: STICKY ADHESIVE!!
Ooky: -puts the tape down and gets the glue-
Keke: MORE STICKY ADHESIVE!!
Ooky: -gets out the syrup-
Keke: Uhh... Pancake flavoring?
Ooky: -chokes on her food-
Keke: Don't choke!
Ooky: Then don't make me laugh!
Ryan: To me, riding rollercoasters is like asking to be punched in the face, unannounced, for the next two hours. It's uspenseful, but no fun.
Evan: Maybe we should do that for comparison.
Ryan: Hey Evan, for Christmas I'm thinking about getting you a set of broken EVERYTHING IN YOUR BODY. You got one?
Evan: -something I can't remember-
Ryan: Yeah that's the punch line: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
~ Provided by
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Mom: Yeah the hotel we stayed in was so tall that they had cartoons playing in the elevator. Probably with subliminal messages thrown in...*Stay longer*
Lizzi: *Break something expensive*
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