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raindrops and splinters

The rain is pouring down in buckets upon buckets, drenching you in a deluge of ice-cold water. You shiver, and continue to pound upon the door of the homey looking cottage. You had been out and about, enjoying the fine day, until this storm sprung on you suddenly. You were completely unprepared for such an adventure, and so you choose to seek refuge in the first house you came to. No one had answered that door however, and so you moved on, pounding on doors until you finally arrived at the one you were at now. Throughout this brief journey through the village you had been getting progressively wetter, and you were sure that some of the less well-kept doors had given you an assortment of splinters in your knocking hand.

No one comes to answer you here either, and you lower your raised hand, dejected and miserable in the pouring rain. As your eyes lower themselves to the cobblestones, they catch upon a small plate which had until now gone unnoticed. It was polished quite lovingly, so even in the spray of raindrops bouncing off the cobblestones you could read the message there. The Biscuitry. Now intrigued, you ponder the simple statement for a moment, eyes closed. A droplet of rain trickles down your head and worms its way down the base of your neck, rolling languidly down your back. You shiver, a quick movement, before making up your mind. You open your eyes, raise your hand to pound upon the door again, and--stop in surprise, blinking stupidly.

There, standing in the now-open doorway--the hinges must be well oiled as you never heard it open-- stands a tall plump figure wearing a clean white apron.


Pretty Lace Apron

The Biscuit Chomby--for that is the species of the plump figure-- beams a gleaming smile from ear to ear as he observes your drenched figure.
Come in, come in! Look at you, out in this weather! You must be soaked. No, please, enter. You enter, slightly bewildered by the large bustling figure.
Wipe your feet on that carpet there, then come sit. Here," the chomby says brightly, thrusting a mug of steaming hot borovan into your hand and pushing you into a chair.

Vanilla Flavored Borovan

You obey, just happy to get your chilled hands around the hot cup of sweet smelling drink. The poofy armchair absorbs your form, letting you sink into its massively stuffed depths.

Plushie Armchair

A plate of homemade biscuits slid onto the low table in front of your shaking knees.
Take one, take one!" the chomby cries exultantly, knowing that their delicious aroma could not be argued against.

Plate of Chocolate Chip Biscuits

Here, I'll just leave you here to warm up and look around shall I?" the chomby asks, bustling away once more. Give me a shout if you need anything, or have any questions, 'kay?"

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all things edible

Chocolate Chip Biscuits
White Chocolate Chip Biscuits
Chokato Biscuits
Melow Biscuits
Snowberry Biscuits
Vanilla Koi Biscuit
Strawberry Koi Biscuit
Cream Fill Chocolate Koi Biscuit
Chocolate Koi Biscuits
Plate of Banana Biscuits
Plate of Grunion Fruit Biscuits
Plate of Lime Biscuits
Plate of Chocolate Chip Biscuits
Chomby Biscuit
Iced Chomby Biscuit
Vanilla Gnorbu Biscuit
Chocolate Xweetok Biscuit
Strawberry Ogrin Biscuits
Peanut Butter Biscuits
Strawberry Draik Biscuit
Strawberry Ruki Biscuits
Grapefruit Biscuits
Biscuit Assortment
Assorted Mini Biscuits

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battledome biscuits

Battle Biscuit
Chocolate Chip Battle Biscuit
Chocolate Battle Biscuit

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miscellaneous biscuits

Biscuit Brigade Tower Pencil Holder
Blue Chia Biscuit Jar
Dung Biscuit Jar
Disco Biscuit Jar
Blue Snowflake Biscuit Jar
Red Uni Biscuit Jar



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