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Name! Cisc, in case you hadn't gathered by now.
Gender! Well, I sure hope you didn't mistake me for a girl.
Species! 99% Wocky, 1% Pistachio. Heh, only kidding.
Color! Okay, I might've gotten you on this one. Just because I'm grey doesn't mean I have to go around with my own portable rain cloud. Pity parties are the one kind I don't enjoy.
Age! Twenty-two. Nothing terribly interesting about twenty-two, really. Ask me next year, and maybe I'll have something clever to say about twenty-three. It's a pretty cool number, actually.
Occupation! Oh, this, that, 'n the other. I work odd jobs and code pages for folks in between more regular gainful employment.
Op-Ed! I'm fond of music and upbeat parties, preferably upbeat parties with good music. Just making a bit of noise occasionally is nice- I hate the idea of going through life without making a ripple now and then. Live out loud, you know? I also don't care much for rap. I listen to music, not bad poetry shouted really fast.
Personality! Let's see. I'm brilliant, charming, and charismatic- okay, so I exaggerate a little. Loud, outgoing, and eccentric, more like, but I'm more fun that way.
T-shirt! Yep. It's more awesome than you can ever hope to be.
(Current) Top Ten Goals in Life
10. Set up a stand at a large event and hand out autographs.
9. Go to a food court, declare two team captains, and start a food fight using tables as defensive fortifications.
8. Create a personalized soundtrack complete with dramatic, romantic, and strolling music for use in day-to-day life.
7. Beat "I Wanna Be the Guy" on "Hard".
6. Have a yard full of heat-seeking lawn gnomes.
5. Go to a formal event dressed as Batman.
4. Be involved in a high-speed pogo stick chase.
3. Get arrested for loitering with benevolent intent.
2. Rent a helicopter to drop bags of marshmallows on people from high altitudes.
1. Well, that one's a bit of a secret for now… we'll have to see!
Completed items!
• Go jousting with shopping carts and mops.
• Tag a random person on the street and inform them they're it.
• Wear a ninja outfit with "Bob's Ninja Rental Service" printed on the back above a 1-800 number.
• Get a place in a superhero comic.
• Learn to do a real-life roll dodge.
• Tell the kindergarten teacher "Recess don't mean a thing if I don't get that swing."
Random Text With Cisc…
…The part of the page where
Cisc comes out and says some random text. So yeah, that'd be my cue. If you're a calm, sensible person, yes I realize that some of the above are highly implausible scenarios. But you're just a calm, sensible person, so your opinion is of little consequence. You'll probably just go through the rest of your life using shopping carts to shop and mops to mop. If you aren't a calm sensible person, congratulations! Don't let them drag you down and tell you that your autograph isn't worth anything. (It probably isn't, but that's no reason not to sign it for large crowds of people who think it is.)
Other Folks
Mokhee Powell: I met Mo when she was yelling at a doughnut that had made a break for freedom out of her grasp and on to the pavement. Normally, I'd think that just about anything after that would be a bit of a letdown, but no- she actually is that awesome in general. She's a cop in the NYPD, so she could probably mop the floor with me, three month karate phase last year notwithstanding. I also found out she went as Catwoman for Halloween! (For those of you whose house I didn't show up at, I went as Batman.)
Kiohmo Powell: I don't know much about her, but apparently Kio is Mo's sister and will be tagging along for laser tag.
On your way out...
These are some people who bleed awesome!
   
  
   
These are some more people who bleed awesome!
 
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