How To Create A Simple Page Such As This And Get Away With It

Okay, class! My name is Miss Caytlyn, but you can just call me Cayt. I am a blue Cybunny, and I am 22. Today we're going to talk about making simple webpages in 5 easy steps. But before we do that, let's take attendance!

Johnny? "Here, Ms. Cayt!
Lystlie? "Present!
Elena? "I'm here.
guest? Ah, I see you. You're here! Good.

Since I'm a new teacher here at the NeoSchool, I'd like to tell you a bit about myself.

I am level 13, and I have an intelligence of 15. I am 12 strong, and I have a speed of 14. I also have a defence level of 12.

Now for my background. I am the youngest of 5 Cybunnies. My parents were Lystlie and Max. My siblings are all female. Their names are Eliza, 33, Misty, 30, Lola, 27, Kyla, 26 and Roca, 24. Eliza and Misty are red, Lola is rainbow, lucky her... Kyla and Roca are checkered. My mom and dad died three years ago, they were attacked. I ran away from home at 15, and I lived with my best friend, Marina the purple Usul. I went to university with what money I had left. I learned a lot, and became a teacher! I went back to my parents with a steady job as a full-time substitute teacher, which eventually turned into a regular teacher.

Now let's talk about our lesson!

Step One: Go to the Neopet Blogs and copy the code. Delete everything that's already here, and paste the code.

Step Two: Where it says "THIS IS WHERE ALL YOUR SPIFFY TEXT GOES.", add a couple lines of something.

Step Three: Make sure whatever you put there is very interesting. This is where the "Getting away with it" comes in.

Step Four: As long as whatever you type is interesting, guest, whoever's reading it won't even notice that there's no background, and that you're too lazy to make you own blog!

Step Five: This is the final step. Add a couple of lines about yourself in the blog, and voila, you're done!

I hope you enjoyed today's lesson. And tomorrow's, because it's the same one. And the next day's lesson, too. And the next. And the next.

Thanks for your time! Class Dismissed!