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last updated: April 05, Thursday

We're pretty busy here at The Master Plan. We have a lot of work to do and not enough time to do it. Being evil is tough stuff. Every now and then we need a pick-me-up just keep morale high enough to move, but low enough so that we're bitter enough to be mean. It's a complicated balance, really.

Anyway, if you look on the right you can view our weekly schedule and the upcoming events in the year plan. According to... let me see... the second paragraph of this handy agreement here that you signed, you have to attend as many special events as you can. As for the weekly schedule - well, people who don't follow that have been known to disappear. Permanently. Now begone, and go and look at the schedule.

the weekly schedule

Monday

Monday is the day we spread the word about the master plan. We take over the guild chat boards and advertise our little black hearts out. We swarm, we recruit, we wreak havoc. It's awesome. Members should feel more than welcome to send items to each other to help boost morale and keep the chins up. Evil's got a tough rap to beat and we need all the help we can get.
Monday is also Mutinity Day! Not every day is a mutiny though, it depends how much evilness and general discontent has ramped up over the weekend. Head over to the Mutinity page for more information.

Tuesday

Tuesday has now been turned into Gaming Tuesday. Gaming skills are very important for minions as they encourage you to use technology and be competitive. We encourage competitiveness here up to a point - no overthrowing the Big Chair, but fighting each other is okay. It keeps you occupied, right? Anyway today there is a Better Than You so check out the page or the board for all the details.

Wednesday

Wednesday hosts the newly reinvented Fantastic Inspirational Mania Day! Okay, maybe not. Anyway, it's a day for creativity at TMP, so it shouldn't be difficult for you to come up with a better name...
We have lots of stuff on today, it varies from week to week. We can't have you settling into a routine now, can we? That would be bad for business. So check out the schedule! Activities include storytelling, drawing art for TMP, rhyming, taking over the beauty contest, writing in third person, and much more.
Why do you have to do this? You don't know what is going on in Sloth's mind right now. If he wants you to take over the world in dramatic prose tomorrow, you have to be ready to do it. Plus, creativity helps you with spinning those evil plots and outwitting your favourite nemesis. Can't have the same old stuff every time now, can we?

Thursday

Thursdays are random Thursdays! And when we say random, we don't just mean throwing a dice. We mean really random. Utterly unpredictable. Absolutely arbitrary. Expect... the unexpected.
In other words, today's theme is anything Swiss or the other resident organisers can come up with. We're talking anything too weird to fit into the usual schedule. So drop by the board to find out what's happening!

Friday

Friday is Relaxation Day at TMP. While the council run a few background checks, monitor your fluid levels etc. you get to relax after a tiring week of being evil and plotting. Wind your mind down... but not too much, you never know when the meepits have a mind control ray handy.
However, evil doesn't just relax any old way. Evil relaxes in style. Evil has class, and we're setting out to prove it. Today is tea and crumpets day, we're kickin' it old school. England would be proud - there's always time for tea (and coffee). Send your fellow minions tea-related beverages, crumpets, scones or any kind of chill-out-in-style food to spread the message (or just throw them at them on the board... food fight anyone?). The dark side has cookies, and the dark side has class. (Ever wondered why the lowest rank is called Making Coffee? Now you know.)

Saturday

Now introducing all-new weekend activities! Okay, so Saturday is all about what we do best - it's Plotting Day. Since you have no school or work on Saturdays, you obviously don't have enough to do, so today we're going to train your minds and hatch the craziest schemes you've ever seen. Want to plot world domination? Today is the day to do it. Take revenge on your sister / your teachers / your hamster? Do that now. Want something less trying? Plan a daring raid to the cookie jar in the TMP kitchen. We want to see all your wacky and weird plot ideas posted on the board. Today is also the day where any minimutinies or mutinies for the upcoming days are organised. If you're feeling particularly enthusiastic, plot a takeover of the guild boards and round up some new minions.
Saturday is also generally a Thinking Day, so expect to see riddles, trivia and the odd puzzle around today as well! Good plotting requires carefully honed thinking skills, after all. Can't have things like "Plot #35: Put a bomb under Sloth's chair and run away as fast as I can", can we. I mean, think of all the things that could go wrong there. Much better would be "Plot 68: Take a..." but I can't tell you all my secrets now, can I?

Sunday

So, like we realised when we tried to plan these team-related activities, the idea of getting minions to work together as a team is a tricky one. But Mutinities - real evil ones - require this. Which requires concentration. Which requires practice. That's why Sunday is Minimutiny Day - it's all about getting ready for the big mutiny. But when's that, you cry? We're not telling you. Knowledge is power and all that. So you always need to be ready.
On Sunday, we hold miniature mutinies. And since mutinies require uniform, this is the day we sort that. Each week you have to try and get a certain avatar. And when you have it, everyone, I repeat everyone, posts with it on the guild board. Confusion some? Get used to it. Coordination is important for the real mutiny on Monday, if one is planned. If not, consider it a good exercise. After all, we like to keep you on your toes.
Again, if you're feeling very confident or restless, get together a group of minions and canvass the guild boards a day early! The more new recruits the better. After all, we need more able bodies to sacri-- to keep this place working. And to make coffee. Yeah.

the year plan

Upcoming events

January:
1st-6th: TMP Christmas Aftermath (continued)
14th: Sloth Appreciation Day
30th: Mufti Mutiny - Mutiny without uniform!
February:
14th: Valentine's Day
21st: Paranormal Awareness
29th: Leap Year Celebrations
March:
3rd: Cancelled due to lack of interest
15th: Jelly Day
April:
1st: April Fool's Day - Play practical jokes on your fellow minions!
6th-14th: TMP Negg Hunt!
24th: April Showers event- More information coming soon
May:
BC Takeover! - This month, draw your pet in TMP dress and enter them in the Beauty Contest!
12th: Masquerade - Bring a mask to this ball of a day!
24th: Meepit Appreciation Day
June:
4th: Feepit Mutiny
17th: Battledome Day - Get your pet into fighting spirits! Great practice for any future world takeovers (as well as upcoming plots)

Mutinities

The last mutinity was on the 30th January!
Why not check the Year Plan to see when the next one is?

30th Jan: We're having a Mufti Mutiny! No uniform, no restrictions, no handcuffs! Go out and mutiny your little black hearts out. It may well be the only day you get to have this much fun. So, what are you waiting for? We're FREEEE! *

Go to the guild chat now to celebrate!

Today's avatar is (of course) I *heart* Sloth:

Complete the quiz at Sloth's Mind Control Laboratory only on Sloth Day (January 14th). (Correct answers: C D B C A)

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	][p]→ One mind at a time ←[/font][/font][br][fontc=#986A97f=Papyrus]Now appreciate me, fools[/font][/center]

Minimutinies

Yarr, welcome to the Minimutiny page! So what is a minimutiny, you may ask? Well, like it says here, real evil mutinies require practice. And they require an uniform. So on minimutiny day, an avatar is set that you have to try and obtain. What do you mean, it's a weird one? You have no idea what is going on in Sloth's mind right now. You never know what image he wants you to represent him in.
Anyway, a new avatar is set every week. Some weeks there will also be a proper minimutiny. This does not involve overthrowing the big chair, I repeat, does not. It's just for practice. However, it does involve running amok on the guild boards and making use of your Neutrino Blasters to ... appropriate some new members.
Remember, it's up to you to organise a minimutiny on Plotting Saturday!

Avatar Schedule

01 April: Quiguki April Fools Avatar - Refresh the news page after the April Fools prank has been taken down.
08 April: Mutant Graveyard of Doom - Go to the Game Graveyard, and refresh.
15 April: Rubbish - Awarded somehow when discarding items from your inventory or by using Quick Stock to discard items.
22 April: Lever Of Doom - Random when pulling the Lever of Doom.
29 April: Koi - Spotted Plushie - Have a Koi Plushie of any colour in your inventory and view a painted Koi.
06 May: Fishing - Titanic Squid - Catch a Titanic Giant Squid in the Underwater Fishing Cavern.
08 May: Wocky - Snow Day - Visit the lookup of your snow pet that is 100+ days old.
Special! Ask swisscat to organise a chain lend for a snow pet!
15 May: Revenge is Sweet - Score 2250 points or more in TNT Staff Smasher.

Fantastic Inspirational Manic... you get the idea.

Wednesday is all about being creative, right? So that you don't get too comfy with any one idea (have to keep you on your toes...) we have different stuff on each week. Also means variety, which means more creativity, which is good.

The way it works is this: Every day will have two activities to choose from (some will just have one special thing), but you have to do either one or the other! The writing task should be fairly easy to follow...

The Schedule

	Writing	Art
21 December	Negatives / Opposites	Make a button/banner
28 December	Tall tales	The Master Photoshop
04 January	Write dramatically (3rd person optional)	Sculpting / crafting
11 January		Design-a-logo
18 January	Write in 3rd person	Design-a-logo
25 January	Doubly Daring Rhyming Day
01 February	Storytelling	The Master Photoshop
08 February	Negatives / Opposites	Adoptables
15 February	Tall Tales	Sculpting / Crafting
22 February	Haikus / Acrostics	Make a button/banner
29 February	Leap Sentences (skip every fourth word)	Something's missing screenies
07 March	Write dramatically (3rd person optional)	The Master Photoshop
14 March	Write in 3rd person	Animated GIFs
21 March	Storytelling	Animated GIFs
28 March	Negatives / Opposites	Make a button/banner
04 April	Tall Tales	Sculpting / Crafting
11 April	Write dramatically (3rd person optional)	The Master Photoshop
18 April	Doubly Daring Rhyming Day
25 April	Write in 3rd person	Make a button/banner
02 May	Storytelling	Adoptables
Negg Hunt		Genius Negg

Beauty Contest Takeover

Every May and November, we take over the Beauty Contest! Draw your pet with some kind of TMP clothing, item, pose or background, post the link on the boards and we'll vote for you! To stop any confusions or people getting less votes, we're only allowing one TMP'er per pet species. Neomail me (swisscat) the species you want to draw, and I'll put you up here!
Since this seems to be unclear: The BC Takeover lasts the entire month, to give people time to draw their pet and get votes in, and if two people want the same pet maybe we can work something out concerning the different weeks. Also, every Tuesday (Artists' Tuesday) will be devoted to the BC during May and November.

Species:
Acara:
Aisha:
Blumaroo:
Bori:
Bruce:
Buzz:
Chia:
Chomby: Beth - Vote now!
Cybunny:
Draik:
Elephante:
Eyrie:
Flotsam:
Gelert:
Gnorbu:
Grarrl:
Grundo:
Hissi:
Ixi:
Jetsam:
Jubjub:
Kacheek: I suspect many people will want this slot, perhaps we can compromise somehow. Neomail me regardless how many people are on the list for this!
List: Beth - Vote now!
Kau:
Kiko:
Koi:
Korbat:
Kougra: Nerd - Vote now!
Krawk:
Kyrii:
Lenny:
Lupe:
Lutari:
Meerca:
Moehog:
Mynci:
Nimmo:
Ogrin:
Peophin:
Poogle:
Pteri:
Quiggle:
Ruki:
Scorchio:
Shoyru:
Skeith:
Techo:
Tonu:
Tuskaninny:
Uni:
Usul:
Wocky:
Xweetok:
Yurble:
Zafara:

Disguise Fiasco

All right, all right, just sit still everyone while I count you. Yes, you over there too. No, I don't know your name. How am I supposed to recognise anyone when you're all dressed up like this?!
This is TMP's Disguise Fiasco. As we all know, an important part of evil is reconnaissance (otherwise known as spying), and an important part of that is a good disguise. And that is serious business.

So, I have some tasks for you!

1. Dress up your pet in a TMP costume. It can be a spy costume or simply a good disguise. Submit your pets to swisscat for voting by the members.
2. Dress up yourself. Put on a spy avatar or even better, steal someone else's avatar and font. It's impersonation time!

There are currently no submitted pets.

Minion Hosted Activities

Do you have an idea we've never seen before, or that will turn TMP into a fantabulously special place? Or do you simply fancy a go at hosting your own activity? This is the place to do it. Neomail swisscat with your idea and preferably a petpage with it all set up to get going!
This is also the place for Adoption Agencies, Avatar Lending and anything else not listed in the year plan or weekly schedule.

List of activities:

Adoption Agency by Rain (oasicdreamer)
Avatar Lending Scheme by Triggs (zip_lyon)
TMP Brainwashing Facility by Triggs (zip_lyon)
The Master Photoshop by Nerd (etresage)
Top Secret Activity by Swiss (swisscat)
A Very TMP Neoadventure by Swiss (swisscat)

And then of course there's the Graphics Emporium run by Beth (spotsofazebra) if you want to make banners or other images...

So, what are you waiting for then? Get out there and organise something!

page credits.

Everyone at the master plan, our minions, our family for keeping the guild evil and happy. (:

Neopets for the hosting of this page.
PLOTWHOLE who worded the original parts of page, but sadly, she is now gone. ): xsnowstar101x for the layout/graphics and some more wording.
Jellyneo for the avatar solutions.
swisscat for the rest of the wording.
and you for having the courage to venture into this page. Thieves will suffer the consequences.

NOW BE GONE.