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Arr!!! Welcome to me page, guest. I be Cap't Eyrie. Ya can call me Cap't. I guard the waters of The Isle of the Woo Woo grub for evil sea dogs. Some day I will be able to don the garb of a true captain. Till then let give you land lubber a tour of my duties.

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About Me

Yes, I am a Pirate Eyrie. I was once a baby Eyrie, you can read how I became babyHere.

I run a ship that protects a small island known as Isle of the Woo Woo Grub. Most of my day I am on the sea with my crew, including my petpet Scallywags, the Pirate Faellie. Me mate Lemurs, the scribe of my family, is still in the process of writing the story for every one to read.

Me Ship

She be a beauty, isn't she? I call her the Dancing Deaver. I really love this wonderfully built ship. Many do not realize how proud a Captain is of his ship. And alot of work goes in to caring for her.

The Lands

In me pocket I keeps a special thing. It be my map of the island. This island is located a few miles North of Krawk Island and and a few miles West of Mystery Island. That has created quite a challenge for me. I am always fending of tourist while trading with the pirates.

In fact last week, I had a horrible time. An edition of the Neopian Times reviewed the Island's resort. We were happy about the publicity, till they showed up. Usually there would be 1 fairy to the Mystery Island Docks each day. Once the Times hit the stands, the ferrys were coming every 15 minutes. With the help of my comrade Snurbking, we had to set up a blockade of the island's ports. Only members who signed an agreement were allowed to continue on. Eventually I found the greatest little guy for the job. He is a Pirate Faellie named Scallywags. I met him on Krawk Island, but how is another story.

Me Treasure

Arg. So, you want to know 'bout the plunderin' I do? I tell you, I am an honest pirate! I make my gold trading! Each week I puts away a small bit of gold into my chest. That gold I am some day going to use for getting my a Pirate Paintbrush.

My goal was 1,600,000 million NPs for a Pirate Faellie and Pirate Paint brush. I ended up getting this for about a third that because of the Fountain Faerie. Till I get a new goal, here is my collections.

My Horde

11000 Pieces of Dung

532 Headless Vonroo Plushies

78 Meepit Lamps

Me Shipmates

I have great shipmates. Here they are.

Lemur_of_Madagascar
aka. Lemur My big brother. A great battler and warrior. You should have seen him beating up those thieves. According to him, he took out over 100 Petty Thieves in over a day! In fact, he is organizing a little castle on Heavenly Heights. He plans to become a royal korbat someday.

MisterSkull He is my first Mate. He works on Dancing Deaver with me. Some times if I am ever to weak to turn a tourist back to the Mystery Island docks, I send Skull out.

Snurbking What happens when you are a weak Eyrie who needs to lift a ton worth of half soaked ropes? You hire your friend werelupe to work for you. What a great person, always helpful and cheerful.

Kaelle Never leave Kaelle and MisterSkull alone. Together they will create mayhem. Both were born on the same day, so beware the rampage they cause when partying.

Black Diamond Beach

One of the quieter beaches. It is know for its black sand and full day of sun, along with a wonderful view of Faerieland!

The Scorcher's Volcano

A quiet little volcano. It is said that a great Starry Scorchio once resided here, but many say it is just a legend that gave the volcano its name.

There is a small waterfall that comes out of the mountain. No one knows how it provides a constant stream even in years of drought, just that there has never been a time it dried up since the isle has been civilized.

The Mysterious Cave

It is damp inside from the mist of the waterfall. Several gems are embeded in a small part of the wall. On nights of full moons they glow in a bright yellow light.

Shady Grove

The Forest is a common retreat for Island residents. The western section is abundant in everything from fruits to nuts. The rest of the forest is rich in life. Rumours say that my owner, Squirrel, even has an enormous tree house. No one knows whether there is truth in that, but some say the thousands of tiny footprints in mud are proof there is a colony of gnomes. I say they are just krikets.

Tiki Ville

This is wear most residents reside. There is also a fresh market and restaraunt.

Squirrel Harbor

Named after my master, Squirrle50. This is where the main port is. And at the bottom, if you can swim down there, is a Jetsam club. MisterSkull and Kaelle are often found here when not on duty.

Bonfire Beach

Rarely visited during the afternoon, Island natives swarm this beach and gather around the fire that is built every eavening.

Hanchu Beach

Not one of the best beaches for swimming, it has a breeze on it every day so you can always visit to fly a kite. It also host the Weekly Beachcombers Competition. A random toy is hidden and every Islander brings his petpet to search it out.

Yarns

Booched
How I became Baby

Booched

I woke up a green eyrie one fine Monday during the Month of Collecting. I set sail to Mystery Island. The fairy was broken and I had volunteered my ship as long as I got a little advancement in my paintbrush fund, which you can read about in another section. I made my first arrival at the Mystery Island Harbor a little before Nine. I wasn't supposed to depart for another 45 minutes. I decided to give me crew a break and take a tour of the island, a favourite adventure of mine. A Coconut Jubjub had me sit in his cart and began to pull me around. First he took me throught the jungle around techno mountain. Then we went through the Market. Suddenly I heard a some one trotting behind the cart. It was a Uni I was aquainted with from the Isle of the Woo Woo. I asked the guide to stop and let me chat with her. She had just managed to get a great deal on a starry paintbrush. I saw the tour guide getting impatient and so I said goodbye and headed for the jubjub who was tapping his foot. Just then a crowd of hyper Meercas rushed by at a shout of a free codestone. Something knocked my down. When I got up, I started to climb into the cart. The jubjub started yelling at me. "What are you doing? You need 50 Neopoints!"

I objected, "But I just got off for a second!"

No, a green eyrie got off, who seems to have disappeared and so will I." And he ran away. I had to walk the way to the Dancing Deaver. When I boarded the ship, my Pirate Faellie tried to drag me off and make me sign the paper we drew up to enter the island. That is when I saw in the water my new face. And by new, I meant new and youthful face. I was now a Baby Eyrie. It took awhile before I could prove who I was. They thought it suspicious how much I knew about the island. Then I relalized I had me special map in my pocket. They finally let me on. No one but me has the original. The one on this page is just a replica with alot of missing parts.