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Playing: Pirates of the Caribbean - He's a Pirate

General Info Likes/Dislikes History Family Crew Petpet
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General Info:
Name: Capn_Satire
Nickname: Only those I know may call me Satire.
Species: Xweetok
Gender: Male
Color: Red
Birthday: 11/9/07
Hobby: Pirating
Intelligence: 11
Owner: No one owns me!
Favorite Food: Whatever I find on the seas
Favorite Color: Red

Likes/Dislikes:

Likes:
~Pirates
~Swords
~Sea
~Treasure
~The Midnight Draik (My Ship)

Dislikes:
~Pink
~Deeshka
~Girls
~People that call me "cute", "adorable", a girl, or anything else like that.
~Smiling

History:
Revamping this. Even if no one reads it.

Family:
Temporarily removed so I can get around that stupid page error. -_-

Crew:
Same as above. Sorry guys (and gals)!

Petpet:

paganlindz helped out a person on the boards, and in return they gave her a Zomutt. Now I have scallywag! He's awesome just like I imagined he'd be. I bring him on the ship as much as I can, and he tries to help on the smaller tasks.

Screenies:

Neoboards:

Games:

Trades:

Random Events:

(First time I got the event too XD)

Praise:

(yes, she allowed me to leave her name on)

Other:

Entered it into the neopian times. Was rejected because Satire is "painted a color that does not exist". -_-

(Again, they allowed my to leave their name on.)

(Guest star: Spectrum, my sister)

The Bori is a Blue Bori (who'll be painted Halloween) I'm going to adopt from the pound on my side account.

(Guest star: Jay, one of my crew)

Awards:

Wishlist:
And here's what Humans have bought for me. But of course as a Pirate I always want more.

What I have:
~Zomutt
~Wellington Boot
~Altador Cup Team Background - Krawk Island

What I want:
~Pirate Paint Brush
~Xweetok Popstar Earrings
~Anything Pirate themed

Art:
And this is art Humans have made of me. Hover over the picture to see who drew it, and drag the picture to the address bar to see the full size.

Adoptables:
And these are those little pixel things you humans call adoptables. Take them if you want, but steal them and you get a sword through your stomach. Neomail paganlindz if you want a custom one for your Xweetok.

Hmm...maybe these should be custom only? D:

Custom:

Capn_Satire

ChesterBarklight

Cenaira

Memouries

Toybox:
And here are adoptables other humans have made.

Normal:

Custom:

F.A.Q.:
Got questions? This is the place to ask them.

Award(s):
I've already got tons of awards for my screenies, so here are awards for my petpage in general.

Credit/Thanks:
~

, for the awesome music.
~Neocolours, for the xweetok banner images.
~Google, for the page dividers.
~Amber M. Williams, for paganlindz's picture.
~Neopets, for the family, crew, and Zomutt pictures.
~All those who supplied material for my screenies.

Buttons:
Well, now you know how awesome I am. So advertise me darn it!

Links:
Here are some other awesome petpages to look at.

See you on the seas!

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