My adorable permie pets:

Hi! I'm Soltres, and I'm the oldest of Profe's current pets. I say current because there are still pets on long-lost accounts of his. (Please excuse my crying; I can get very emotional). I am also the most well-read and well-traveled, so the others come to me for advice. I like going out and about with my adorable Blorpulous, and together we meet interesting people - pirates, faeries, kings, monsters, and a bunch of other kinds that Profe says are rarely seen in his world. I used to be a beautiful and high-flying faerie zafara, but I was accidentally zapped into a cybunny, and now I'm painted rainbow. I miss being a zafara, but that is life.

Hewo! I'm Kazaaz, the cute wittle baby Kau. I'm pwobabwy a wot cuter than you are, since I'm so adowable. I wike to fish, pway with fwends, and compwete Faewiewand jobs. I wuv my pwushie Powarchuck and if you hurt him, I will kick you and attack you wid my horns. hehe :) Fun fact: I was named after a very cool green kacheek.

Why hello! I'm Artemarie, Princess of the West Maraqua Reef. As you can see, I love playing beautiful music and hearing the notes drift through the warm sunlit waters and float among rainbow waves of seafoam. I love to host underwater parties - especially in neat venues like shipwrecks. I love art, music, and fashion, but that's not all I do. I love exploring the ocean, and I'm a pretty good cook, too. In fact, I've studied with the Mystery Island Flotsam Chef and have also served some of my dishes at Kelp. I hate mean pirates and will do anything in my power to make sure they leave nice people alone.

*Snicker* What are you looking at, punk? Well if you want to know about me, my name is Grimmauldie, and I love to fight. So watch your step - I'm always ready to spring and attack. I wasn't named after the home of Sirius Black for nothing, got it? I've also been a lab rat for awhile, so I know the ins and outs of many species and can probably disarm anything that flies, slithers, crawls, walks, or swims. My faerie meepit helps me terrorize my enemies. Who isn't afraid of a flying meepit?

Greetings, Traveler. Everyone I meet is a traveler, for home is but a temporary settling. You may call me Crimsolence, or "Boss." Why? Well, see here, I lead a small group of hardy merchants as we travel up and down through the Lost Desert. We call ourselves the Sandstorm Guild. Good luck finding an oasis that hasn't been raided by us. If you want to make it through the desert, you'll probably end up buying sorely-needed provisions from us, for a price of course. And we always hold our customers to their word.