Yo, welcome to my new page layout; the landlady thought the old layout was too big so she decided to revamp everything. Pish, I don't know what was so bad about the old layout... the bigger the better I always say. Heh.
First things first, ALL IMAGES ON THIS PAGE WERE CREATED BY LADYFIRE626, please DO NOT steal, copy, or alter anything on this page without written consent from ladyfire626. It is a freezable offense and all copy cats found WILL be reported and then severely beaten with the end of my skateboard.
Oh-- and before I forget...
All thoughts, views, and threatening remarks are entirely that of BlueHelix. They are not the personal feelings, nor do they represent that of ladyfire626 or Neopets.com. Which is good, 'cause this is my page about me anyway, and by me, I mean BlueHelix... but everyone I know calls me Blue.
That's me on the right there, with my normal clothes: trade mark yellow Hawaiian shirt and torn baggy shorts. They were pants at one point, but yeah... crazy fan girls. Heh, it's either that or nothing at all here on Mystery Island, where my home is.
My eyes are a pretty cyan blue-- that's right I said pretty, now get on the ground and worship my hair brush. Or not... whatever.
As you can see I've got a lot of hair; it's pretty long and tends to get in the way, so I keep it tied back with a cyan blue strap. People call it "fox tipped;" whatever that means, but I'm guessing they're talking about how my hair is jet black and then frosted snow white at the tips. Why can't they just say that?
Lazy-- [censored].
I'm 6'4, which translates into 6 feet 4 inches or 193 centimeters for all you idiots out there *coughGorfinielcough* and I weigh about 180 pounds-- I think that's 81 kilograms, not sure, but then again that's too much information for you to know anyway.
That's my quad form on the left there; as you can see my pelt is checkered, and I love it. Not only does it look good, but it confuses the local morons who are looking to beat me into a bloody pulp for whatever reason. I don't live in a rough neighborhood or anything; I just like to cause trouble and lots of it. Why do you think I train so much?
In my quad form I lose all my long hair and my pelt becomes extra shaggy. I kinda like it like that, allows me to store bits of food on my face that I can eat later.
My NEWEST Obsession
Swing, yeah, that's right; I like to swing dance. I've got this royal blue and black zoot suit with a checkered tie and matching royal blue hat. I'm a pretty slick pusher, wouldn't you agree?
Right now I'm looking for a dance partner of the female persuasion, if you know what I mean. She has to be nimble on her feet, easy to toss, at least know a little bit about swing dance, and look drop dead gorgeous in a little black dress. If you're interested then I suppose you can hit Lady Fire up with a Neomail.
Also, I've been thinking of opening my own Swing club, but considering such clubs aren't allowed in Neopia try and keep this information on the down low.
By the way, here's my role playing stats, my lame Neopet stats, and my likes and dislikes. Not like anyone cares, but I thought it'd be best to get this part out of the way so we can get on with our lives.
Role Playing Statistics
• Full Name: BlueHelix
• Nickname: Blue
• Owner":Lady Fire • Gender: Male
• Species: anthro Gelert
• Color: Checkered
• RP Age: 22
• RP Hight: 6'4
• Eye color: Cyan blue
• Love: None
• Fling: None
• Quote:You're only in trouble if you get caught.
• Favorite Music(s): A little bit of everything
• Favorite Movie(s): Action/comedies
• Favorite Book(s): Uh... what's a book?
• Favorite T.V. Show(s): Any and all cartoons!
• Favorite Food(s): Mexican food, the hotter the better... Oo and candy... lots and lots of candy!
• Favorite Color(s): Blue... like my eyes :3
Dislikes
• Least Favorite Music(s): See likes section.
• Least Favorite Movie(s): Anything starting that poser Agent 00 Hog!
• Least Favorite Book(s): Dude, what the-- [censored] is a book?!
• Least Favorite T.V. Show(s): Soap operas, boring!
• Least Favorite Food(s): Fish Flavor Ice Cream. Yeah, that speaks for itself.
• Least Favorite Color(s): Red! Boo, bo-- *Gets clobbered by Red* Ow, hey!
Contact Info
• LiveJournal: /users/bluehelix Read at your own risk!!
• DeviantART: firepixie.deviantart.com
This is Wet Willy, my Mongmong-- that's right I said Mongmong, not "Flishy." I hate that name change, HATE it. Don't ever call Willy a Flishy.
Willy's your average idiot, happy-go-lucky with no clue as to what's going on around him. He lives in his own little world and only comes out to eat, steal things that I command him to, protect my room from crazy fan girls in kill mode, and violate lawn gnomes. Heh, for putting something as stupid lookin' as a lawn gnome in front of your house you deserve to have the ugly little piece of-- [censored] disappear for a few days.
Now I know what you're thinking... well, I don't really care what you're thinking, but I'll play along. Willy looks stupid, what makes him so special? Blah, blah, blah. Just to shut you up I'll tell you. Willy has a problem with anger. When he gets mad, really, REALLY mad, he turns into this big red monster with slimy skin and huge teeth.
Don't believe me? Heh, then give it a try, go ahead, make Willy mad. You should see something like that picture on the left. By the way, for those who can't read the font it says Willy: Kill Mode; Property Damage Fees: $472.95. Yeah, after I took this picture he... swallowed my camera.
Don't worry, I've trained Willy to suppress this raging beast you see before you... Of course, I've also trained him to unleash this side of him at the drop of a dime. It's what I like to call, "Kill Mode."
Wet Willy and I make a pretty good team; I shoot them down with the house flamethrower, Willy runs out and finishes the job. Heh, but we're not bad people; we're actually really laid back. So, as long as you don't tick us off or run around screaming like a crazed fan girl, you'll be fine... Honest.
All right, time to move on to my "Better Half," my family. Er... to be honest we aren't really family; we're just a bunch of room mates that Lady Fire took in and the actual thought of being related to any of these people scares me.
Lady Fire - Also known as Fire Pixie and Mouse. She's my "owner." Forget that, she's more like a land lady; demanding rent every month and not letting my friends crash in the spare room after a party. She likes to write and draw for the Neopian Times, so she's rarely home... off casing some story.
Red - This is Red, the fire Eyrie-- Oh god; she's doing "The Face!" Don't look into her eyes when she does "The Face," or you'll be brainwashed by her... Disgustingly sappiness. Red's a fallen seraph and has the power to control fire with her song and mind. She's ageless; for all I know she can be older then dirt, so don't ask. Red owns a spotted Hopso named Loppy Floppy.
LT - Old man of the wind. At 45 years old this faerie Meerca can be a real hard --[Censored]. Not only is he rude, but he's egotistical, narrow minded, and judgmental. He used to be a faerie warrior in his younger days. Pissh, if you're looking for a good lecture, go to LT. Oh, and to make matters worse, he's got an annoying, shape shifting faerie Poppit that squeaks all day long!
Green - Our resident Voodoo priestess. Let me just say that Green is one of the most beautiful skunk Usuls I've ever had the pleasure of knowing... and that's the reason why I'm not allowed to be alone with her anymore. She's 26 and owns a white Cobrall with a powerful spirit inside him. They wander Neopia, helping others (living or otherwise) along the way.
So here's a list of my friends, in no real order. Not like being at the top is gonna make you any better then being at the bottom.... Yeah, visit them, cause they rock. I meet all my friends through intense, deep, role play... With proper use of grammar and spelling-- [censored] it!! If you're feeling up for a role play with me just drop Lady Fire a Neomail.
Gorfiniel - A yellow Ixi. Ha, guy acts tough, but he turns into jelly for a set of pretty eyes. Chump. Gorfiniel is all right, we hang out SOMETIMES. More like never... but whatever, I don't really like being around him when he emos, and he does that a lot. I'm allowed to hit him in the face whenever he does this, heh, lucky me.
Ritu - Ritu the shadow Korbat, most likely the only girl that I know as just a friend, and nothing more. And I LIKE it like that. She has these mood swings that can really make you wanna run for the hills. Ritu's a good friend when she isn't throwing a temper tantrum or angsting it up.
Jin - Such a pretty white Meerca... Jin is very "giving" to say the least; she loves being around people, cooking and entertaining them. Sometimes I worry about her though, living alone. You'd think someone who loves being around people would never get lonely.
Dia - Whoo, another party girl! Just what I need too. Dia is a beautiful Kougra/Ixi hybrid that owns a bar in the Haunted Woods. Rough and dangerous, she knows just how to bring a man down to size... She's got a black leather whip... oooh yes, and she knows how to use it too; trust me.
Illusen - I met Illusen awhile ago and I'm glad I did; she's a great Christmas Zafara, although I think she needs to come out of her shell... she so... I don't know, but what I do know is that I like her.
Chibi Hotaru - I swear if she hits me with that freakin' riding crop one more time... I'm NOT just your play thing, you crazy faerie Kougra! ....Or maybe I am... But still! It hurts!!
Reen - A very tantalizing hippie fire Wocky that I have the pleasure of getting to know. I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship... now if only I could beat her at a game of twister...
Mercury - Ah Mercury, you crazy blue Acara in a bee suit... We had a falling out recently, I told her that I wouldn't be her friend anymore if she was just gonna keep pushing me away... Things seemed to have calmed down, but I get this feeling something's coming.
Leanna - I met Leanna recently on an outing to one of the festivals they have out here on Mystery Island; we got off on the wrong foot at first but then I ended up saving her hide from an angry fat guy-- actually I was the one who provoked it... threw a squishy pickled egg at the back of his head-- but that's besides the point!
Aten-Ra - *clears throat* Um... well... Uh... IF YOU WANNA GET ME IN A BROOMCLOSET YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY CHOCOLATE AND PIZZA LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! *shakes fist*
Mist - What can I say? I enjoy playing games. Unfortunately this lovely Lupe "rival", if you will, isn't as normal as she may appear. I haven't seen her around much, which is good I suppose; I remember her saying that she was in love and, knowing me, it'd be best to keep as far away from me as she can. Personally I think it's a good idea, I don't wanna mess it up for her.
Ryuki - Don't let those big, innocent violet eyes fool you, this Faerie Kougra femme fatale is far from it (even though she likes to keep thinking she is; that's right, Ryuki, keep lying to yourself). Seriously though, Ryuki is a good kid; smart, caring, beautiful, and playful... Now to mess that all up with my bad influence. Heh, heh, heh.
Atsi - This Halloween Ixi female is most likely one of the only stalkers I'm happy to know about... But then again if you know you're being stalked then they aren't stalkers anymore, are they? NEVERMIND! Atsi likes to follow me around and has been ever since I met her in Ryuki's home. Feels kinda good to know I can call out to her and she'll show up, no matter where I am.
Emoeko - I don't know if I should call this Gelert/Lupe half breed a friend or foe; there's a fickle girl under that pessimistic exterior. One moment we're beating the snot out of each other, the next we're nursing each other's wounds. Well, either way, Emoeko is interesting to be around... when she isn't trying to set me or Willy on fire that is.
Yumi - This Lupe beat me up, and I ain't talking just a simple slap in the face I'm talking complete smack down. I took the beating like a man, of course, however Yumi doesn't frighten me. I get my teeth knocked in on a regular basis, it's gonna take more the a 45 and a couple of swords to scare me away. Why try to be friends with someone so dangerous, you ask? Let's just say I like pushing her buttons and we'll leave it at that, heh, heh.
A section I thought I'd never be able to have again because of the new "no off site linking" rule Neopets has installed. But with a little help from Lady Fire and computer magic I'll be able to show off your great art work once more.
Each week (or whenever I can get Lady Fire off her lazy butt to update) we'll show case a different piece of fan art for you all to enjoy.
This week we feature a piece by DFA, an extreamly talented quad artist. I believe this is the first time she's ever drawn a Gelert before, feels good to be a first. In this picture I got to spend time with Ryuki, her Anthro/quad female Faerie Kougra and also a close friend. Heh, heh, Ryuki is so uptight sometimes. I wonder what I could have possibly said this time to make her lash out like that.
Keep checking back for more great art peoples; and who knows, you might see your fan art up here. If you wanna check out old featured images, simply copy and past one of the URLs from the scroll boxes below.
You know, I never thought I'd ever need this section, but apparently you people seem to like to ask the same questions over and over again. SO, to make my life (And Lady Fire's life) easier your questions will be answered here, all in one swing... Feel special.
Blue's FAQ
Question: Will you RP with me?
Answer: Yeah, sure. Better make it good though... Lady Fire and I have high standards when it comes to role plays. If that makes us stuck up then fine, we'd rather NOT role play with illiterate morons anyway. ALSO, make sure you actually READ Lady Fire's lookup; she's no longer accepting role play requests for me from Neopians under the age of 15. Sorry ladies, guess you're out of luck.
Question: Can my pet be your friend?
Answer: Uh... who are you and what do you want from me? Just because you're friends with me won't make you popular. Yeah, sure, I've been in the Neopian Times a few times, but that means NOTHING to me. Like I said before, I make all my friends through role play, so don't expect stardom just because you see your name on this page.
Question: Are you looking for a mate/love/girlfriend?
Answer: Holy-- [censored]! Hell no I'm not looking for any of those things!! I'm single, and I love it. End of discussion.
Question: Can my pet be your dance partner?
Answer: Hmm, well that would depend on one thing: Good role play. I don't take on any new dance partners if they don't role play. Just simply asking if you can will get you nowhere.
Question: So I'm looking at your page and you have NO BACKGROUND STORY! Are you some guy that just... is?
Answer: That's a stupid question. You're stupid. Of course I'm not some guy that -no js-Answer: Ice cream.
More will be added as I see fit.
Lady Fire's FAQ
Question: lyk can i b3 yur neo frien d???!!!!!!111
Answer: I'm sorry, I'm not fluent in moron; do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Would you like to try again?
Question: Fine, stunt my freedom of -disallowed_word-like adoptables)! If you do use my art without my permission that's considered stealing and you will be FROZEN for it!
Question: Fine, fine! Could you teach me to draw then?
Answer: I can't teach you how to draw, that's what art classes and "How To" books are for. I'm still learning too, you know; talk about the blind leading the blind.
Question: Can I draw you some art?
Answer: Sure! I love getting gift art. If you need reffies of my characters please visit my DeviantART gallery: firepixie.deviantart.com/gallery/. If you wish to contact me further about this please feel free to Neomail me.
I use most of these same pranks every day and drive my friends nuts, but it's worth it just to see their reactions. Nobody gets injured with any of these jokes (except me from laughing so hard.) Someday, I will die of a heart attack laughing on the floor like an idiot. A fitting way for me to go, as I'm sure my friends would agree.
I know people who just don't see the humor in rigging a werelupe mask in a kitchen cupboard to lunge out when it's opened. They don't think it's funny when I bang my hand really hard on the bathroom door when they are inside making brownies. I have heard people fall off the toilet seat after doing this and don't understand how can they NOT think it's funny? They need to lighten up.
Sun Stencils
What are sun stencils? They are sheets of paper with words and pictures cut into them that you take to the beach with you. What are they for? Read on!
This is simply a piece of paper with a word or picture cut out of it. It's like a regular stencil only it's not used with paint to mark something like it's usually used. It's used when someone falls asleep at the beach. This always happens because of the sound of the ocean or the sleeping pills I put in their drinks. While they're asleep, carefully lay the sun stencil on the victim and let the sun do its work.
If they are lying on their stomach, you can place a stencil on their back that says things like: I'M AN IDIOT, KICK ME, DORK, [censored] head, etc. If they are lying on their back, you can place the cutout of a woman's swim top on a guy's chest.
The sun will do the rest. It will darken the victims' skin just where the stencil is. A Simi permanent mark they will have to bear whenever they have their shirt off. At least until it fades.
Use your imagination. The sky's the limit! Just don't fall asleep first.
Salty Toothbrush
You probably already know what you need to do to pull this prank just from reading the title. That's right, take your victim's toothbrush, wet it, and then smear the bristles with a ton of table salt. The next time your buddy goes to brush his teeth; he won't know what hit him. Just make sure you get the right toothbrush and not your friend's girlfriend's toothbrush as my friends did. She was mad at them for 3 weeks and I think deep down just as made at me for having such moronic friends.
I have contemplated smearing a friend's toothbrush with hot peppers or a hot pepper extract instead of salt. Can you imagine the pain? They may at first think to themselves, "Wow, this new toothpaste has a little bite to it; I guess that's how you can tell its working." Only minutes later they will find out they are in for a world of hurt until the swelling goes down the next morning.
Water-Cuffs
The next time you're sitting in a restaurant and you want to hold someone a prisoner, so to speak, you can do it with just two full glasses of water. This is a trick that poser agent 00 hog would love.
Under the pretense of doing some other trick, have the victim place both hands palms down on the table. Tell him to close his eyes. When he does, take two full glasses of water and place one on the back of each of his hands. Balance them carefully so that they barely stay upright.
Now just walk away.
There's nothing he can do short of breaking the glasses or tipping them over and causing a really big mess or scene. He is virtually a prisoner until someone comes along and releases him by removing the glasses.
Interior Decorator
This is a great gag that you can try on your friends when they leave town on vacation. If you have a key to their place, or know where they stash their spare, you can do a little dirty work before they return by rearranging the furniture in their house. Depending on how far you want to take the joke and your energy level at the time, there are couple ways you can approach and carry out this scheme. You can rearrange a very small amount of their personal possessions or you can go all out and turn the place upside down.
Put yourself in their shoes. You come home from a long car ride or a plane trip, you haven't had much sleep, haven't slept in your own bed for a week, and all you want to do is lay the kids to bed and then plop down on the couch. Instead, you walk inside to find your dining room is in your den and your living room is now your bedroom! Depending on the time you arrive home, you might just have to sleep in your living room and take care of the mess in the morning. Or worse yet, if you didn't pad an extra vacation day, you may have to sort it out after you get home from work.
The Big Freeze
Here's an easy one I've been doing since I was a "little" Blue. Whenever anyone has a dish of ice cream or plate of mashed potatoes, I put my hand over the top and say, "Wow, that's really hot (or cold)! Feel this!"
They then place their unsuspecting hand over the top of the dish to feel the temperature and that's when I push their hand down into the mess. It's great fun! It works with about anything that's on a plate. Birthday cake is a beauty of a mess to wipe off your hand.
You can then do what I call "The Double Bonus." I tell the victim that the reason it's so funny he has it on his hand is because the food smells spoiled. When he raises his hand his face to smell the substance... WHAM! DOUBLE BONUS!!! I push his hand into his face! Not real hard though, because you could hurt somebody. You don't want that. It's humiliating enough for them to have stuff all over their face and hands.
Another variation which I do is this: When someone is eating an ice cream cone or has a cup of ice cream, I tell him that I can smell his ice cream from where I'm sitting. I tell him it smells weird and must be spoiled. He always lifts it to his nose to smell and WHAM! Push time! He's white-faced with ice cream... and I wonder why I have no friends...?
The Dead Bird
This one's so simple and yet brilliant in its simplicity.
The next time you are walking down the street with someone, casually look up in the air, point and say, "Look, a dead bird."
The victim will almost always look up in the air to see the "Dead bird." This is totally stupid because a dead bird would be on the ground, not flying around in the air.
What could be easier and faster for a quick laugh than this? NOTHING. There are no props or set up needed and that makes it a beautiful thing!
Seasons Greetings!
All you need to spread a little holiday cheer is heavy weight fishing line, a shoebox, shiny thick gift-wrap, bright red ribbon, and the cover of darkness. Here is how the joke unfolds. Neatly wrapped and bound, an empty gift will be placed on a stranger's porch; a friend rings the doorbell and quickly runs to the waiting car or makes for a prearranged pickup location. The stranger opens the door and sees the shiny gift, that they believe, has been left for their family, perhaps by a neighbor or friend spreading goodwill. Not seeing the fishing strand tied to the ribbon, their eyes light up and their face glows with a delighted smile as they bend over to retrieve the friendly gesture. When the present is almost in hand, you yank the gift from their clutches and drive off, box trailing. Your victim will be dismayed and have a terrific holiday story they will treasure for years.
I conceived of this joke in high school and carried it out one snowy evening with a group of friends. The blowing and drifting snow helped to hide the fishing line. We hit several different neighborhoods and homes until the gift could no longer be taped together again. Having several prepackaged wrapped gifts would help greatly; as one gift box's wrapping is destroyed you have a backup ready to take its place.
So this is my pet page award: The gold and silver Fedora. I went and had a mold made from one of my wide brim fedora hats and then filled with either gold and silver for this site award. Self-centered? I sure am. And look, they twinkle in the light... Ooo...
For those who I've given my old award to don't worry, they're still on the server; if you'd like the new award re-enter your site and I'll take a look at it.
Rules for winning my Award:
• MUST BE ORIGINAL!!!
Pages found with STOLEN CONTENT, (that means layout, images, and text,) shall be laughed at. The owner shall receive a fate worst then death, a BRUTAL beating from yours truly with a-- [censored] stick... Then ladyfire626 will REPORT you!
• Interesting Layout
You don't have to be an HTML or CSS code master, just know enough to get you by. I can tell when someone worked hard on their layout, and for that you shall be rewarded... with brownie points! Links must be accessible and easy to find, color scheme (if any) must be "Tasteful," and, if there is any music, a "Press Esc. to stop music" message is greatly appreciated.
• Pictures and Text
Pictures make me a happy puppy. The more the merrier, but they better not be stolen. For consequences of stolen work, please see the statement above. Text or content like story, stats, and family/friends is fine, but what I'm really looking for is something different; something that stands out from the norm. Got it?
• All web pages entering MUST be on the Neopets servers!
If you're entering your web page for my award they must be on the Neopets servers; it just wouldn't be fair to give an award to a web page that wasn't limited to the same restrictions as the rest of us. I mean, if you can make a good site on the Neopets servers without cryin' like a baby and runnin' away to an off site web host then you deserve a freakin' award!
Follow these basic rules, and I'm sure you'll get the gold. If you don't, hey, don't worry, silver is just as good. There's always room for improvements, you can even enter your page again after you've worked on it a little more, so it's all gravy. To enter, Neomail Lady Fire and she'll get back to you as soon as she can.
Ha, ha! Once again I pwn you all, this time with my great new collection of Gelert adoptables. These adoptables have transparent backgrounds and come in all the original colors, and hey, if you don't like those you can try and order a custom. Just follow all rules posted; remember, it only takes one stupid monkey to ruin it for the rest of the jungle. All those found breaking these rules shall be reported and frozen!
Custom Gelert Adoptables
Customs are currently: CLOSED
Neomail Lady Fire on her main account (ladyfire626) all custom request after filling out the forum below with "Custom Gelert Adoptable" as the subject. You MUST fill out this order form, any requests made without filling out the order form will be deleted.
NOTICE: All custom requests must be Neomailed to ladyfire626; all requests not sent to ladyfire626 WILL BE DELETED. Also, you have two days to pick up the code for your custom adoptable before I take the code box down; this is to help prevent adoptable theift.
ALL GELERTS MUST BE REAL IN ORDER TO GET AN ADOPTABLE!
BlueHelix (Me)
Dallias
Umarekawaru
Kobarutsu
Keviine
Estim
Zorryes
Shizzy
Actumia
Tokushimu
Emoeko
Ryshala
Neapet
Keenokovu
Erikacroamalaruaae
Faibeau
Titupti
EyptianSnowPrincess
Bieg
Sentiono
Kagaspin
Drackonis
Mint_Eire
Rayellieno
KnightRift
Custom Night Flame
Angle143558
Dina Rises Again
The Black List
Man, I'd never, ever think I'd have to have THIS list here, but of course, I was giving you people too much credit. So now if you do something stupid, weither it be throwing a hissy fit because your adoptable didn't come out the way you wanted it to or art theft, your user name will go here with the reason you were black listed. If you are on this list, you shall NEVER recieve a custom adoptable from us again. Not only that, but it'll warn other hard working CG artists what an ungrateful low life you really are.
DO NOT send Neomails reguarding your Black List status. Your Neomails will be deleted, your screen name(s) will be blocked, and you will be reported.
rapid_water_911 - Threw a hissy fit simply because I got a few things wrong with her Gelert adoptables sending me 5 Neomails; all of them about the same thing. I wonder if she realizes just how HARD and TIME CONSUMING pixel art really is. I worked really hard on those two adoptables, and to get badgered because of a few mistakes really hurts my feelings.
Status: Blacklisted.
Clones
Here's a rather small collection of clones I have, you have no idea how hard it is to find checkered Gelert adoptables these days. What's the matter, afraid to take on the big boys and color a checkered pelt?! Jerks. In any case, if you'd like to get one of your own, simply click on the image and it'll take you right to where I got my own.
So... you like what you see here, huh? Well, if you wanna keep coming back for the good stuff just put one of these image links on your own pet pages; they're pretty plain, I know, but they conveniently link back to what you all really wanna see, me. To copy the code highlight the code you wish to use from one of the scroll boxes then press ctl†c to copy the text onto your clipboard. After that you just paste the code where you wish to use it.
Here are some page banners I've picked up while surfing through pet pages; take the time to stop by and visit them, would ya?
Well, we've come to it at last... The end of my pet page. I know, I know, it's sad, but at least you had a good time, right? Yep, I'm pretty amazing. In any case, thanks for stopping by, keep checking back I'm sure I can beat my landlady into adding more great stuff about yours truly.
Island, where my home is.
In my quad form I lose all my long hair and my pelt becomes extra shaggy. I kinda like it like that, allows me to store bits of food on my face that I can eat later.
This is Wet Willy, my Mongmong-- that's right I said Mongmong, not "Flishy." I hate that name change, HATE it. Don't ever call Willy a Flishy.
You should see something like that picture on the left. By the way, for those who can't read the font it says Willy: Kill Mode; Property Damage Fees: $472.95. Yeah, after I took this picture he... swallowed my camera.
It's used when someone falls asleep at the beach. This always happens because of the sound of the ocean or the sleeping pills I put in their drinks. While they're asleep, carefully lay the sun stencil on the victim and let the sun do its work.
She was mad at them for 3 weeks and I think deep down just as made at me for having such moronic friends.
Under the pretense of doing some other trick, have the victim place both hands palms down on the table. Tell him to close his eyes. When he does, take two full glasses of water and place one on the back of each of his hands. Balance them carefully so that they barely stay upright.
rearrange a very small amount of their personal possessions or you can go all out and turn the place upside down.
You can then do what I call "The Double Bonus." I tell the victim that the reason it's so funny he has it on his hand is because the food smells spoiled. When he raises his hand his face to smell the substance... WHAM! DOUBLE BONUS!!! I push his hand into his face! Not real hard though, because you could hurt somebody. You don't want that. It's humiliating enough for them to have stuff all over their face and hands.
The next time you are walking down the street with someone, casually look up in the air, point and say, "Look, a dead bird."
Not seeing the fishing strand tied to the ribbon, their eyes light up and their face glows with a delighted smile as they bend over to retrieve the friendly gesture. When the present is almost in hand, you yank the gift from their clutches and drive off, box trailing. Your victim will be dismayed and have a terrific holiday story they will treasure for years.
