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Archine Incorporated a multiplatform corporation aiming to improve even the most basic of home devices. Although the company was built on redesigning microwaves, many eyes were set on Archine for their leaping advances in artificial intelligence, specifically with the master program that helps to organize the corporation and interconnect the many systems, Swarven. While the systems regluated by Swarven are praised for their effeciency outside the company, it si common knowledge to those working at Archine Incorperated that the system is far to complicated for the training of newcomers to reasonably match the rate at which hiring is required. For this reason it was comcluded that the only way to train new workers was to remove the human portion of the trainer, and craft an entirely new type of service dog.








[let's hear it for the pic that goes here. Let's hear it for the maaaaaaaan]




worbds


He was built to be social. The perfect dog of patience able to withstand more annoyances than humanly possible. In theory, at least. The outcome of labourous hours of work and yelling at rubber duckies turned out to half as uncooperative as the robot, Pepper, and twice as egotistical.

A large dog with terrible fashion sense, Blitzhund has all the danger of a recipie with a typo that the backer trusted far too much; unless he's in his currupted state, of course. In that state the constantly fleeing polygons and anginst-progammin isolation back the dog into a corner where he is likely to bite. In all other times, however, Blitzhund will most likely be too lazy to even wag a tail towards a fight.




9 out of 10 doctors agree that this unit served some sort of important purpose at some time, but at this point is little more than a nuisance. An erroneous file format left unusual effects on the hound. Intervention by less-than-savory characters upon start up left equally unsavory effects on the disposition of the hound. Simply calling out a scapegoat and posing them as the cause of the highly contagious corruption will lead straight to a brutal assault  





Art of the disgusting dog










Old design new doodle





Sketchy...

Blitzhund: I don't want these on my page.

Whaaat? No they're good

Blitzhund: No they aren't, they're just making everything take forever to load. Sometimes this whole place freezes!

No no bro it's organizing I'm archive all these pics in one spot so they're look-at-able

Blitzhund: What?! Look-at-able?? Forget the whole "organization" nonsense you were just talkin about, people can't even look at them! They're too small! Nobody's gonna want to drag allllll those up the the URL bar just to see some barely visible pencil lines.

Awwww but look at this one! It so old just look at it you had a not super long neck in this one~

Blitzhund: Unbelieveable







Hey what's this? The lupes..They-they've multiplied!! Please you must take as many as you can before they take over! Put them everywhere and make sure your friends know to come here and help save us from this infestation. Be warned, though, don't claim them as your creation or try to enter contests with them...it will only...anger them......


Requests: Closed
Trades: Open


Vanilla























































































































Variants


Rhannon


Cale
Nevoa



Silver


Jafudo


Pholtergeist



Zekie





Suspiciously familiar...

{x}




Come back again

Blitzhund voice please don't leave I am so pathetic and lonely

Blitzhund: Hey! I don't talk like tha-

WOAH would you look at that here comes the link back buttons








Jafudo












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