I was not forced to make this petpage app
Press F11 for full screen.It looks really nice that way~
Welcome to my petpage app for the lovely
Blitzhund.And -insert good ownership pledge here- along with that I also promise that in no way is/will ever be a scene
or king of everything
or any of the other clichés that the poor species has been forced to suffer from.I ask that you please respect my crossing out of the word
as I'm not the biggest fan of
,and my fear of ice cream men because if we were attempting to have a conversation in RL you would want me to respect that you have a paralyzing fear of something or hate something with all your being.But then again,the days of decency ended a loooog time
before I was born.Anyways,I've probably been holding you up for a little too long,and should let you go on the the actual app.
Austa la vagas~
Before I start the app first I must answer the one big question;why did someone who hates
so much appy for one?Why not something else?Like an aisha?Or a techo?Or a jubjub?Why a
Back in the day when I was just a wee noob there would be artists who's art I loved so much that I would visit all of them about twenty times a day.But as the years wore on and I learned more about how to act and became more active in doing things other than stalking I noticed that some of my favorite users were signing off neo.Forever.
You happened to be one of them.I thought I would never see your style of art ever again until I took a really close look at the
section of the neopound site.Siting there all alone staring at me with that pouty face was my favorite of your lupes.The one with the eyes that inspired me to draw something other that circles as the pupil.The one with the neon colors on the dark coat.The one with a German name.The one that always looked the cuddliest;mostly because I never actually read
(and still don't) petpages.I don't care that he's unclothed (the clothes did look rather cheap anyways) or that he's painted an expensive color or that he's even a
I want him because of the sentimental value.He reminds me of the good old days.The days that should be more wanted to come back than the old side bar and when everyone was uncoverted
.The time when Creative
people played neo.When art styles weren't cheap and copied.The good days.
In simpler terms I want Blitzhund because he is more than a
to me.He is a bundle of good memories.He is Blitzhund.
nicknames:Blitzey,Mr.Twedle,Sir Gibberish XVII,Blitzkrieg,Fish Breath
IQ:so incredibly low educators have given up on trying to get past his stubbornness to teach him anything
brittany spears,and justin blubber
too many to name them all.mostly Bread,Degny,Shallow,and 2w9.with a couple of others that don't have names.
blitzhund's design:blitzhund's design is fairly simple in a way,and its not a sparkle dog one which makes it even better.his pelt is white with silver stripes.his front legs are actually shorter than his back ones,so he grows the fur on his neck,shoulders,and upper back longer that the rest of his fur to keep anyone from noticing.His ears naturally have holes in them like pigs do,and he swallows his food like a chicken.A small winged top hat floats above his head,and a small bulb weighing approximately 5 pounds (i don't remember what weight is supposed to convert to) on his upper lip that causes it to sag.His tongue is purple with blue splotches,and his saliva has chemicals in it that causes humans to enter the REM stage faster (for those days when people are being stubborn about falling to sleep).His stomach doesn't have any fur on it,just fleshy skin.His claws are neon gray.
yes i just said neon gray.
Blitzhund's story is about he and his friends wanting to go wreak havoc upon the poor sleeping humans,but have no idea if it is safe to go or not because the sleep counter has gone missing.Blitzhund is offered to take the test that will determine who will becomes the new sleep counter,and passes after impressing the educators by counting to a million in thirty minuets.Blitzhund then spends the rest of his life counting the number of people who fall asleep,and never gets to wreak the havoc he wanted to inflect upon the humans at the beginning of the story.
What a sad
Bread was the first pet I ever adopted from the pound.I originally adopted as a blue xwee,but due to the fact that I couldn't keep a character on him and couldn't bear to see him go back to the pound he was changed into an acara.In his character he is whats called a 'happy mourner'.He and Degny both live 'The Land of Devoured Souls' (to be renamed later) even though in his story it says that his soul was never devoured.
Degny I him adopted from the pound.I actually skipped over the page he was on thinking 'nah,I don't want',but before the next page had a chance to load I changed my mind and went back to adopt.Now he'll stay with me forever.He and Bread both happy mourners in 'The Land of Devoured Souls',and Degny's soul was actually devoured unlike Bread's.I guess thats why Bread is a happier happy mourner than Degny.
Noi is the first pet that I made on my main account,and the first pet I've ever hand painted...seven times.I could probably afford to get a krawk if I could get refunded all the money I spent on painting him.Character wise,Noi is still a bit undecided.So far I have that he's an alien,and he loves cats.In fact he asked me the other day to get him an aisha buddy to play with.I'm not sure how to answer that request right now.
Pi is and old bori that I transferred over from my second account,reddimed.He was both my first bori and my first anthro pet.His character is still being worked on.
Candy is the only pet I own with a name thats from another language (as far as I know o-o).His design was originally supposed to be a cheshire cat (hence the name) but when I heard about the ghost train in Stockholm and the many other ghost trains in the world his character turned into a train conductor.A ghost one. oohh-wee-ooh-wee~ ( xD )
&Yesvee&Thinly are both mentioned at the same time because I can't think of one without thinking of the other.The only real reason why they shouldn't both be thought of at the same time is because your trying to imagine a time when they didn't know each other,yet you still think of them both because your trying to not think of the other one.Character wise,they're polar opposites.Yesvee is sad and emo while Thinly is as jolly as a
fat-tubby man.Yesvee is also called 'The Talking Bird' because of the fact that she never talks.
Mr.Snakies is the best jubjub you'll ever see in your life.When Candy stopped being the cheshire cat of the family Mr.Snakies took over.He was originally designed as a fluffy kind of dog called a pekingese,but when I entered him in the NNTM 'Goldfish Suit Invasion' BC thingy and couldn't fit that furry form into the outfit I made him a cat design to put in the NNTM thing.Turns out the design stuck and now he's the only cat-like jubjub in all of neopia.
Barbie and Mr.Snakies are best friends,even though they'll never be on the same account xD.They both come from a special time in Earths past that I made up one day called the Annex.To tell the truth,they don't have back stories.They're too much like average Joes' to me.
&Alica&Kurly are the only two siblings that I've made up who don't want to explode each other.Alica has a very complicated story as to how I got him that includes hackers (no I'm not a hacker nor do I know one -.-).And originally Kurly had a story about him getting getting permission from the sun and moon to go play with the stars,but ends up getting mad and blowing up the universe because he can't go back to Earth.I might add Alica into the story,or revamp Kurly so they can be together.
So,there are my pets.The pets that weren't mentioned probably aren't permies or their being decided on their permie-ness.
Now is the all important part of the app where I tell you what I'm planning on doing with Blitzhund.
-Battledome:AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *wipes tear from eye* I never go to the battledome,and when I do I'm probably super bored.I can't beat anything tougher than the chia clown anyways.
-Customization:I actually have no idea what I'd dress him up with.I'm sure I'd come up with something if I had the chance to play dress up with him.But I do know he'll have some type of wings and a hat.
-Petpage:His petpage would look something like this.Except,you know,better. o.o I would add a header image,and make the text a decent color.Plus PICTURES!!
-Petlookup:One day,when I start making these for my pets,he would have one too. *determined face*
-Design&Character:I believe we already talked about that.
-Beauty Contest:PBBFFFTT-duh!What do you think I do on here all the time?Of coarse I'll BC him!Why wouldn't I?Its like the bestist thing to do a neo.
Now comes the 'about me' section.Which means the app is almost over.
Anyways,as you could probably tell my name is Taylor.I like monstrous things,and I'm literally afraid of having good dreams.I spend my time drawing and writing and doing school stuff and playing neopets (not in that order).I have two dogs,a dachshund that likes to eat candy and a lab-ish dog that doesn't understand the concept of a door.On neo I don't have very much money,but when I want it I can gather up enough to buy what I want (unless the item costs like,a zillion neopoints then it'll take me a few years to buy).I'm active on the BC boards,and my computer is my favorite thing in the whole world.It got viruses one day,and the viruses were so bad that it had to be taken away from me to get the viruses removed.And you can ask my dad,I was so worried about my poor baby I bugged him about it about twenty times a day.I got a lot of my pets through pound surfing.I pound surf a lot,even when I have all my pet slots filled I still pound surf.
Oh,and I just lovelove looovve~ getting neomails.Not so much sending it because it takes me so long to type them,but getting them is a whole other story.I even have the avatar to prove it.My main account is unnamedgraves,and my sides are jokers_palace,notenough,poundprotothemax,and henningy.Other than that I'm pretty much your average gal.
And like I said earlier I am deathly afraid of ice cream men.I'm not sure why.I think it has to do with the fact that I think that they're either A.) secret CIA operatives who fill their ice cream with chemicals so they can test on the children without parental approval or B.)they're animal catchers from another dimension who use the ice cream truck music to brainwash the monsters into an area close enough to where they can capture the poor monsters with vicious weapons and traps.I'm leaning a bit more towards B than A.
Well I guess its time for me to say goodbye.
Or should I say hello since I said goodbye at the begging of the app?Hmmm...I'm not sure...
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Cursor from the same place.