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Making your way into the bleak unknown, you stop as you're suddenly consumed by darkness. You grumble and groan a few times as you wish that your hands could suddenly reach for a light. But there is none close by. The pinprick of light in the distance flags for your attention. With an ounce of hope you push forward making your way toward the light.

Pushing the door open in front of you, you're suddenly blinded by a sudden onslaught of illumination. Your hand quickly goes up to shield your eyes as your retinas fight to adjust. You hear a growl and the door you just entered slam shut behind you.

Who ARE you!?!?


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Simply put, I work for Lord Sloth. And I take my job quite seriously. I know every breath and every form of action that he takes. Not a single active mission does not pass through my hands before they're executed.

Why do I stay at Lord Sloth's command? Because I respect his mission. His thought process and his philosophy. Everyone makes Lord Sloth out to be the bad guy-- but rather everyone is just merely confused. His teachings on the properties of existence is a life lesson learned. In this world it's all about survival. And if you don't want your existence wiped off this world-- then survival of the fittest must come apart.

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Are as followed:

Gender: MALE
Species: Ixi
My intelligence level: 206
My current level: 20
My strength: 32
My speed: 23
My defense rating: 23
My maximum HitPoints: 11
My current HitPoint status: 11
Yeah. You better believe those stats are impressive. *snorts with laughter* I'll eat you for lunch.


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Jai-- The only one I can honestly trust out there. Not only does she understand why I choose to lead Lord Sloth, but she also shares my adoration for Smoothies. :)

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| Open |

So you fancy roleplay do ya? What luck! If you're in the mood go ahead and send a NEOMAIL my way. All I ask is that you hold to a few rules:

  • No chatspeak whatsoever. I won't RP in anything less than novel format.

  • Quad or anthro doesn't bug me much!

  • Be literate! In other words, full sentences and all that good stuff!

  • Keep in mind Blayne's a Sloth minion. He works and holds true to Lord Sloth. ;)

  • Also, I have a life outside of Neopets. So responses back may take a bit of time. but I will respond to them.

  • See... that wasn't overkill, now was it? *cackles darkly*

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    Articles that I can and can't tolerate.



    We already know where my loyalties lie.Sloth's ring. Wow. One of these days, It'll be mine. Fruit Mallow-- The treat of Kings.Eye Cream-- I have to stay handsome SOMEhow,  right?



    Pile of Sludge-- How unsightly.Dung--  That's just nasty.Very Rotten Tomato--*gags*

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    Our Sloth-tasticly cool page award:



    Yeah, that's right. I'm being forced to give out a pet page award... but only to pets that Lord Sloth and my owner deem as worthy. If you've worked hard on your petpage and think you deserve our award then Neomail my owner. And don't forget to fill out the form below.

    Your name:
    Pet's Name:
    Species:
    Why you think your pet deserves to win:
    What would happen if your pet came across a member of Sloth's high command? [Yes this is the fun question!]

    These are the people who have received my page award thus far:


    If it's decided and you've won our award, you'll be notified and be given a link to the true award. This one shown here is only a sample. The real one will now have your pet's name engraved onto the trophy. Got it?



    And the awards I've accumulated.

    ::Beauty Contest Collection::



    ::Page Awards::

    I got first place! Thank you so much! I feel so special. Thank you. The sparkling watermelon award! Clicky here to get your own! =D The Rainbow Cloud Award- for all who have worked hard on their petpages! Clicky here to get your own! XD
    IZZA SHINEH!

    ::Broken Award Buttons::

    The Strawberry Award
    Ryutari's Site award.

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    The Sloth Minion

    Custom Requests: Closed
    Custom Trades: Open

    If you want to adopt one of these handsome Ixi's, I don't blame ya! I'd want one too. I'm only doing customs of these little fellas. However, there are a few rules you need to be advised of:

    1) NO STEALING!! Do not STEAL these or claim them as your own! Steal and be mauled, by yours truly.
    2) Do NOT alter the image in ANY way.
    3) Do NOT remove my signature.
    4) Do NOT alter the coding. Make sure you link back to me!
    5) Do not place these into the Beauty Contest.
    6) Regular Neopet colors are by request only. I don't have time to make the masses anymore.
    6)Please do not take customs if they aren't yours.
    7) * Please host your own customs. After a week I will delete them. I won't responsible for deleted adoptees!

    So go ahead and NEOMAIL with the subject "Sloth Pwns All" in the subject (so I know you've read the rules). If you don't then I won't consider you for one.

    Please include a detailed description of your pet and a reference picture.

    * And PLEASE if you see anyone using my art in the BC or Image Gallery, or claiming that my work is theirs, report it and bring it to my attention? No one should be doing that in the first place!

    Lupe Adoptables:
    Koi Adotables: Sparkling Waters
    Jetsam Adoptables: ::Guardian of the Waters::



    ::Custom Pick Ups::



    Karinthi





    Sabastion102





    ::My Clones::







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    [My owner is trying to reclaim the art that I once had. However, if you'd like to contribute I'm more than sure she'd be willing to do an art trade with you. If interested please NEOMAIL her and see if she's available to do one.]

    The Eccentric One
    [Art by Oracle]

    The Egotistical Self
    [Art by others]

    Thanks Nef! :)

    Thanks Sunblossom!

    Thank you Staimed!

    Whoa. Too cool, Chaos. Thanks!

    Thank you Zafaracutie!!

    Thank you so much Pinkpaint!! I float nicely.

    Thanks Augie.

    Thank you SO much Amanda! :D

    Thanks again Amanda! You're too awesome!

    Thanks again STINAMON! So cool!

    Oh I love this! Thanks Proto_kid!

    Thanks again Hunter!

    Thanks much Wolffie!

    Thankies so much Lacie!! I'm so handsome!
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    Hey there. Owner Oracle speaking. This was written because of the multiple neomails I've received. Getting tired of getting asked the same things over and over again. I figured this would be easier this way...

    Q: Oh, WOW! How'd you get those COOL backgrounds on your pet pages and shops!?

    A: All of the layouts on my pets pages, I made myself. I just wasn't satisfied with what was out there. ;)

    Q: Blayne's so kwel. Will he go out with my pet? My pet likes him!

    A: Probably not.

    Q: How come he won't date him?

    A: Being a minion of sloth doesn't leave much time...

    Q: Will you donate to me?? I'm poor!

    A: I don't "donate" to beggars. It may sound harsh, but go play some games and earn some neopoints to get what you want.

    Q: Will you join my guild? *sends invite* JOIN MY GUILD! --HUH!?

    A: No time for guilds anymore unless it's on World of Warcraft. And even there I'm spoken for.

    Q: Will you be my neofriend?

    A: Go ahead. Knock yourself out. but if you don't talk to me within a week after submitting the request, I'm deleting you.

    Q: Aww... can my pet be one of Blayne's friends!??

    A: Of course! Though, I have one rule: ROLE PLAY.

    Q: So how old are you?

    A: *twaps you* Never ask a woman her age. I'm older than 21 and younger than 40. You have 29 chances to guess right.

    Q: Where are you from? You know... where do you live?

    A: In Gotham City, California. Duh?

    Q: Art Trade!?

    A: *grins* Sure. Neomail me along with a sample of your work. We'll have to see how busy I am first though.

    Q: Will you make me a petpage/layout??

    A: Um, probably not. Want to pay me? It's how I make a living...

    Q: By the way you're answering these questions, you sound mean!

    A: I'm not mean, I'm just being honestly blunt. There's a difference. Heh.


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    For the most part you can find my owner on dA.



    She currently has her AA in Information Technology; Multi-media and is currently working on her BA in Information Systems Security. She's a reader. Likes to draw and create web pages.



    If you need to contact my owner for any reason at all, go ahead and NEOMAIL her. She won't mind... unless you show idiocy or something like that. Then she probably won't give you the time of day.

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    Link back? NEOMAIL me if you're wanting to exchange links.







    ::Link Out::


    .:Mossy's Woodland Haven:.


    ::Guardian of the Waters::::Silence is Golden::Pretty isn't just for girls...::Sparkling Waters::::Oracle's Doodles::

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