Making your way into the bleak unknown you stop as you're suddenly consumed by darkness. You grumble and groan a few times as you wish that your hands could suddenly reach for a light. But there is none close by. The pinprick of light in the distance flags for your attention. With an ounce of hope you push forward making your way toward the light. Pushing the door open in front of you, you're suddenly blinded by a sudden onslaught of illumination. Your hand quickly goes up to shield your eyes as your retinas fight to adjust. You hear a growl and the door you just entered slam shut behind you.
Who ARE you!?!?
Simply put, I work for Lord Sloth. And I take my job quite seriously. I know every breath and every form of action that he takes. Not a single active mission does not pass through my hands before they're executed.
Why do I stay at Lord Sloth's command? Because I respect his mission. His thought process and his philosophy. Everyone makes Lord Sloth out to be the bad guy-- but rather everyone is just merely confused. His teachings on the properties of existence is a life lesson learned. In this world it's all about survival. And if you don't want your existence wiped off this world-- then survival of the fittest must come apart.
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Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer is a saying to live by. However, Mandie is neither. She isn't an enemy or a friend.. but in fact my *BEST* friend. And she's such an important aspect in my life, that I thought she should be recognized for the enchanted individual she is...
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So you fancy roleplay do ya? What luck! If you're in the mood go ahead and send a NEOMAIL my way. All I ask is that you hold to a few rules:
See... that wasn't overkill, now was it? *cackles darkly*
Our Sloth-tasticly cool page award:
Yeah, that's right. I'm being forced to give out a pet page award... but only to pets that Lord Sloth and my owner deem as worthy. If you've worked hard on your petpage and think you deserve our award then Neomail my owner. And don't forget to fill out the form below.
Your name:
Pet's Name:
Species:
Why you think your pet deserves to win:
What would happen if your pet came across a member of Sloth's high command? [Yes this is the fun question!]
These are the people who have received my page award thus far:
If it's decided and you've won our award, you'll be notified and be given a link to the true award. This one shown here is only a sample. The real one will now have your pet's name engraved onto the trophy. Got it?
The Strawberry Award
Ryutari's Site award.
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*-----||Current adoptable Ixi sets can be found on my sister Aleena's page:||-----*
Custom Requests: Closed
Custom Trades: Open
Lupe Adoptables:
Koi Adotables:
Jetsam Adoptables:
[My owner is trying to reclaim the art that I once had. However, if you'd like to contribute I'm more than sure she'd be willing to do an art trade with you. If interested please NEOMAIL her and see if she's available to do one.
The Eccentric One
[Art by Oracle]
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The Egotistical Self
 Thanks Nef! :) |
 Thanks Sunblossom! |
 Thank you Staimed! |
 Whoa. Too cool, Chaos. Thanks! |
 Thank you Zafaracutie!! |
 Thank you so much Pinkpaint!! I float nicely. |
 Thanks Augie. |
 Thank you SO much Amanda! :D |
 Thanks again Amanda! You're too awesome! |
 Thanks again STINAMON! So cool! |
 Oh I love this! Thanks Proto_kid! |
 Thanks again Hunter! |
 Thanks much Wolffie! |
 Thankies so much Lacie!! I'm so handsome! |
Hey there. Owner Oracle speaking. This was written because of the multiple neomails I've received. Getting tired of getting asked the same things over and over again. I figured this would be easier this way...
Q: Oh, WOW! How'd you get those COOL backgrounds on your pet pages and shops!?
A: All of the layouts on my pets pages, I made myself. I just wasn't satisfied with what was out there. ;)
Q: Will you donate to me?? I'm poor!
A: I don't "donate" to beggars. It may sound harsh, but go play some games and earn some neopoints to get what you want.
Q: Will you join my guild? *sends invite* JOIN MY GUILD! --HUH!?
A: No time for guilds anymore unless it's on World of Warcraft. And even there I'm spoken for.
Q: Will you be my neofriend?
A: Go ahead. Knock yourself out. but if you don't talk to me within a week after submitting the request, I'm deleting you.
Q: Aww... can my pet be one of Blayne's friends!??
A: Of course! Though, I have one rule: ROLE PLAY.
Q: So how old are you?
A: *twaps you* Never ask a woman her age. I'm older than 21 and younger than 40. You have 29 chances to guess right.
Q: Where are you from? You know... where do you live?
A: In Gotham City, California. Duh?
Q: Art Trade!?
A: *grins* Sure. Neomail me along with a sample of your work. We'll have to see how busy I am first though.
Q: Will you make me a petpage/layout??
A: Um, probably not. Want to pay me? It's how I make a living...
Q: By the way you're answering these questions, you sound mean!
A: I'm not mean, I'm just being honestly blunt. There's a difference. Heh.
A: All of the layouts on my pets pages, I made myself. I just wasn't satisfied with what was out there. ;)
Q: Will you donate to me?? I'm poor!
A: I don't "donate" to beggars. It may sound harsh, but go play some games and earn some neopoints to get what you want.
Q: Will you join my guild? *sends invite* JOIN MY GUILD! --HUH!?
A: No time for guilds anymore unless it's on World of Warcraft. And even there I'm spoken for.
Q: Will you be my neofriend?
A: Go ahead. Knock yourself out. but if you don't talk to me within a week after submitting the request, I'm deleting you.
Q: Aww... can my pet be one of Blayne's friends!??
A: Of course! Though, I have one rule: ROLE PLAY.
Q: So how old are you?
A: *twaps you* Never ask a woman her age. I'm older than 21 and younger than 40. You have 29 chances to guess right.
Q: Where are you from? You know... where do you live?
A: In Gotham City, California. Duh?
Q: Art Trade!?
A: *grins* Sure. Neomail me along with a sample of your work. We'll have to see how busy I am first though.
Q: Will you make me a petpage/layout??
A: Um, probably not. Want to pay me? It's how I make a living...
Q: By the way you're answering these questions, you sound mean!
A: I'm not mean, I'm just being honestly blunt. There's a difference. Heh.
For the most part you can find my owner on dA.
She currently has her AA in Information Technology; Multi-media and is currently working on her BA in Information Systems Security. She's a reader. Likes to draw and create web pages.
If you need to contact my owner for any reason at all, go ahead and NEOMAIL her. She won't mind... unless you show idiocy or something like that. Then she probably won't give you the time of day.
