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The Top 10 Funniest Moments
Chosen by fellow HCers....
10. I was at school, and I was wearing one of my favorite pairs of jeans. I'd forgotten that the pair I was wearing had a huge hole in the back of it (and I had been too stupid to throw it away). When I turned around, I flashed to everybody in the room. Luckily, I was wearing underpants!-anonymous
9. I was in primary school and we were getting changed for P.E but my P.E kit was too big so when I was running around the field my shorts fell off! All the boys could see and I was so humiliated!-krazykitten2009
8. I was in the bathroom at school, and I started singing really low to myself. When I came out, I found out that because the bathroom has such great acoustics, everyone could hear me.....-cheddar8006
7. So, I was at the geography bee (yes, my school is so nerdy we have one of those) And they film it, and broadcast it live on all the TV's in the school. So, it was my turn, and I was really nervous, so I pushed my chair all the way back until it hit the table behind me and said the answer. Thinking, I wrapped my ankles around the chair, tripped on my own foot, hit my head on the table, AND sprained my ankle on the live broadcast. When I got back to school after I got my brace on my ankle, my teacher said 'How could you slip up like that?!-amunits
6. I was roller skating/blading once, and the MC said, 'Do the chicken dance with your eyes closed,' and so I did. But he really didn't; it was my imagination. Then, I opened my eyes, tripped, and fell on my back. Then, 3 people tripped over me, and we started cracking up. No one helped us get up, so we were laughing on the floor for 15 minutes.-msgoldfish
5. I was at a school spelling bee and i sat on the girl that was next to my spot's lap...in front of the whole school.-fairy6767
4. During lunch at my school a few weeks ago, my friends and I tried to see if we could fit into the lockers. A few of my friends managed to stuff themselves in the locker. We'd close the locker door and then unlock it to get them out. Then it was my turn. I got in the locker, and they closed the door. My friend just happened to faint right then and there. My friends all ran off to the nurse, while I spent the next few periods crammed in a locker. When they finally came to get me, the locker was completely jammed. They had to call the fire department to get me out.-foxity
3. One day, I was at school watching the talent show at my school. This one girl started singing really well and I started to get into it, but little did I know that I was full-blown out singing. I was sent to the principal's office for "Disrespecting Others." Apparently my singing is that bad.-ilovemonkeys4ever11
2. One day when there was at a school assembly when I was in grade 6, for Remembrance Day we had some veterans come in, and give a speech. Whilst they were giving the speech, I had to scoot up a bit. Bad idea.(I had the stomach flu) I let out one of the loudest fart ever heard to mankind. And the grade 7's were sitting right behind me at the time. And one of the boys shouted, then pointed "SHE FARTED!!!-chickenlitter357
1. Last year when we were having a History test, I blanked out at one of the questions. That question was: Who ruled the world in 1800? I had no clue, so I put "Dr. Sloth." The teacher marked my test and then asked me who Dr. Sloth was. I thought I was having a dream, so I responded, "OMG. You are a complete noob." Funny thing is, I was not dreaming. I spent the next week in detention with people asking if I went on Neopets. I just started laughing. It really happened and my friends still bug me about it.-purplica
Neo-related EmbarrassmentsI was talking to my friend through neomail and I said 'Sorry I poofed' but I forgot the f so it said 'Sorry I pooed'. -anonymous
So my standardized state test name just changed (to MSP) and the teacher said "I'm handing out a small quiz to see if you're ready for the MSP" and I said "I'm TOTALLY lendable!" (Because I thought she meant the avvie XD) -keyial
I was making a board on the HC, asking anyone if they knew any synonyms for the word 'poor.' However, I messed up and accidentally made the topic, 'Does anyone know any synonyms for poop?' I was so embarrassed that I abandoned the board and didn't answer any of the neomails some of them sent me. xD -sezz88
School Related Embarrassments
In second grade, the teacher told me to hand out papers. One of the girls told me, "Thank you, waiter." I responded with, "Don't you mean waitress?.
-justherefortalking (I'm a guy)
I was at a school spelling bee and i sat on the girl that was next to my spot's lap...in front of the whole school.-fairy6767
Yesterday in French we were taking a final. I got nervous so I started standing (like crouching on the chair but with my feet on it, u know?) and I fell backwards... and no one helped me.... -anonymous
During my first basketball game, I got really excited when I finally got hold of the ball. In my excitement, I accidentally threw the ball towards the other teams basket! Luckily it missed, but I felt like an idiot D: I kept apologizing to my teammates after that.-silverstreamdust
My friend and I were sitting in the library talking and I was telling her a funny story about one of my neofriends and when I finished she asked where I met him. I said, "Ah...well..I met him on a site." She says "What site?" "Its..umm its..ya see the thing is.."She stage whispered "YOU MET HIM ON NEOPETS!!!" I turned beet red and she burst into hysteric laughter.-lucy_in_the_sky_5
During lunch at my school a few weeks ago, my friends and I tried to see if we could fit into the lockers. A few of my friends managed to stuff themselves in the locker. We'd close the locker door and then unlock it to get them out. Then it was my turn. I got in the locker, and they closed the door. My friend just happened to faint right then and there. My friends all ran off to the nurse, while I spent the next few periods crammed in a locker. When they finally came to get me, the locker was completely jammed. They had to call the fire department to get me out.-foxity
Last year when we were having a History test, I blanked out at one of the questions. That question was: Who ruled the world in 1800? I had no clue, so I put "Dr. Sloth." The teacher marked my test and then asked me who Dr. Sloth was. I thought I was having a dream, so I responded, "OMG. You are a complete noob." Funny thing is, I was not dreaming. I spent the next week in detention with people asking if I went on Neopets. I just started laughing. It really happened and my friends still bug me about it.-purplica
In Gym I was at a basketball game for my school's team, and we scored. I leapt up and cheered, and then tripped, and fell down the bleachers into the middle of the floor.-msgoldfish
One day, I was at school watching the talent show at my school. This one girl started singing really well and I started to get into it, but little did I know that I was full-blown out singing. I was sent to the principal's office for "Disrespecting Others." Apparently my singing is that bad.
At school, we had a day to go to the gym and do whatever. Well, after a bit my friends got bored playing soccer and began playing a ninja game. It was fun until they went into a big crowd and started playing. Then they went completely down the hall and my friend was making really loud ninja sounds. We had a crowd behind us staring and laughing and my friends wouldn't stop.
I was at school, and my friend and I were in the halls, and I'm carrying two heavy boxes. I made it to the stairs, and literally fell UP the stairs in front of the whole grade. XD Then I stopped to rest at the top of the stairs, and fell, all the way down the stairs, and hit my head several times. It even goes on; Since it was snowy out, and they used ice melt, the floor was slick from people's shoes. When carrying these boxes, I decided to cut through the gym, and slid, and started flailing around, and fell again. I heard giggles, and apparently, I wasn't the only one who decided to cut through the gym. XD
In grade six or seven, a friend and I were walking to school. Not only was it winter and slushy outside, but it was raining really hard. But nonetheless, we had to walk to school. So we slipped on the ice, got our shoes and socks soaked in the slush, and were completely drenched from the rain when we got to school. It was a far walk home, so we spent the morning soaking wet and dripping, while we spent lunch time in the girls' washroom sitting under the electric heater hoping to dry off. Unfortunately, jeans don't dry too quickly and we left wet seats and had horrid makeup throughout the day.
I was in the bathroom at school, and I started singing really low to myself. When I came out, I found out that because the bathroom has such great acoustics, everyone could hear me.....-cheddar8006
One morning, before school, I got a call that said "There is a one hour delay due to closed roads in the next town over after a snow storm". I got super excited and hung up the phone since it was an automated message. My sister and I decided to hang out for an hour, and then go out to the bus stop. An hour later, we went out there and the bus pulled up with a very amused-looking bus driver. "A little late are we?" Right then I turned bright red when she explained that the hour delay was only for the next town over. I had to ride the elementary school bus to get to school on time. All those little kids were staring at me. I'm a senior in high school. lol.-morgie04086
In 3rd grade my friend and I were chosen to take out the recycling. We accidentally put the bucket in. My friend jumped in and got it. She told me not to tell anyone. Yet, I'm posting it here on Neopets. Sorry, Bre!-mangacatgirlrox
I was hanging out with my friends at school and Reagan ran up to me with ice cream and said, "Shove this in Emily's face! Phil's arm is around her and she is in front of all the guys!!" I said no but Reagan said she would do it. Phil was Emily's boyfriend and when she got icecream shoved up her nose she instantly turned to me! She totally thought it was my idea!! I was completely embarassed. Now it is an inside joke and when we are talking to guys we like we always try shoving icecream in eachothers faces.-goldiechloe333
I was eating my friends leftover goldfish at school. We went to get a drink of water and we had to walk past boys. I had to much goldfish in my mouth and one fell out. I pretended I was choking so I could get away. (The boys were popular)
I was at school during Spanish class. We have the desks with metal baskets attached under them. I stood up to walk away quickly, but my legs were hooked under the basket, and I went flying forward and landed on the one guy's desk, almost knocking him over!-theweirdo1
I play clarinet in the school band. This one girl and I are tied for first chair. Every day we switch off who sits in the first chair spot, so I sit there half the days, and she the other times. One day, when she was sitting in the first chair spot, we had a fire drill. We set down our instruments and left the band room. I came back in after the fire drill and picked up my clarinet. I started sucking on the mouthpiece to get the reed wet to play. Then I noticed something. It wasn't my clarinet! I had started sucking on the other girl's mouthpiece, since she was first chair that day and I had gotten confused! I turned bright red. Thankfully, I had gotten to the band room sooner than the other first chair, so she didn't notice. I hope no one else did!-theweirdo1
In about 2nd or 3rd grade maybe, my friend and I were at this day care or whatever after school, and we were watching a boring movie, so my friends and I decided to play around with our rubber bands, and one of the teachers was sitting on a chair watching too, and then I accidentally threw my rubber band behind someone's "behind," so I crawled under the table where the teacher was sitting at, and thankfully grabbed the rubber band, then went up to my friend and whispered in her ear saying, "Do you think she noticed?" and I honestly thought I said it quietly, and he teacher went, "Yes, I noticed." and we started cracking up, and everyone was staring at us! xD-suhrenuh
I was in primary school and we were getting
changed for P.E but my P.E kit was too big so when I was running around
the field my shorts fell off! All the boys could see and I was so
So, one day at theatre rehearsal, my friend Rachel and I were backstage. We were doing a winter play, and the rehearsal was near Christmas. Rachel looked through the escape door(a.k.a. the janitor's office) and said, 'OH MY GAWD!' I reply, 'What?'
'SANTA IS IN THE JANITOR'S OFFICE!'
Being how random Rachel is, I thought she meant an inflatable or cardboard Santa. I opened up the door, expecting a cardboard Santa and as soon as I open it, a guy in a red suit screams,
'HO HO HOOOO!' I nearly had a heart attack, and screamed beyond loud. O___O Everyone started laughing, but I was too. When I laugh hard enough, my knees break down, so I fell onto Trevor's feet. After he helped me up, the Santa gave me a candy cane...it was chewy, so we all thought it was poison and Santa turned evil.-chocolatechipkitty12
One time in Science class, I just finished handing in my paper. My teacher told me to put my stuff away, so I went to sit in my seat. I accidentally went and sat in the seat next to mine! -_--mippy276
One day, i was at the school, and suddenly i got to a fight with one of my friends, but then he pushed me while fighting so hard, that i fell on my but, that hurt a lot so i was like crying... After the fight, at the next day i was laughing about the fall on my but thing, and i was trying to replay what happen to my friends, like a joke, when i replayed it, i accidently fell, on my head, on the wall of the classroom, and i was laughing & crying too, but i felt very embarrassed at that moment.-techy089
At a school talent show rehearsal I was really sick, but I had to sing. This guy I liked was watching, too. I started singing, but the mic wasn't on. My crush went over to the speaker to see what the problem was until I realized I had FORGOTTEN TO TURN THE MICROPHONE ON. I switched it on at a part where I sounded horrible, and my crush jumped back. All through the song I was croaking like a frog. It was sooo humiliating!-kittens_5510
During our school musical, The Sound of Music, I played Leisl. I had to smooch the guy who played Rolf, and before that act I had eaten some Sweet Onion Mauii Chips. He complained to me after!-cadencew
Me and my friends were walking around school when I spotted a rose in a bin, I told my friend about it and they did the most embarassing in my life!!! They picked up the rose from the bin (they check that nothing nasty was in there, hehe) and ran to find my crush. And as you guessed it, gave it to him from me. AWFUL!!!-yana_da_best
Okay so it happens when my science teacher was teaching. I started packing up because it was almost time to go to the next period. But then once I started packing up I dropped my 2 textbook on her cell phone and it broke. xD She gave me detention for 2 weeks.-rainahl
We were having an assembly in front of the whole school for everyone in the "DARE" program. So my whole "graduation class" and me were up on the bleachers on the stage. They were calling us one by one, and when it was my turn to go down the bleacher to accept my award I tripped and fell down all the bleachers! I landed on the floor and everyone was laughing!-x_sk8er_girl_x
In 4th grade, I was walking with my hand inside the pocket of my skirt and when I was about to get something in my pocket, my skirt flew up and a boy saw me and tried to tell the teacher.-carissaenero3
I sent my friend Cameron a rose for Valentines day, because you can send your friend a rose. But my friend was absent when she was supposed to receive it. And the way it works is that you put your friends name on it and what room they are in. I wrote "Cameron" and "100B". Well, it ends up that my crush had been in that class, and his name is Cameron too. So he got the rose that was supposed to be sent to my other friend. I've tried to explain, but he won't talk to me because he thinks I am weird. Oh well.-green_eyed_roxy
My friend and I were standing against the wall of our classroom while our teacher was giving out instructions. Then when she went to walk away to get supplies she couldn't move. I looked back and noticed that the hood of her hoodie was stuck in the fire alarm handle! I tried to get it out but it wasn't going to come out without pulling the fire alarm. The teacher pulled the alarm to get her hood out and since the alarm went off the whole school had to go outside! Then the fire department showed up because it wasn't a scheduled fire evacuation!-x_sk8er_girl_x
Yesterday at lunch, I was sitting with my friends talking. Our lunch is really loud, so we can shout and yell. Well I was talking and my friend kept annoying me, so I screamed at the top of my lungs "KNOCK IT OFF (Friends name here) " But once I finished screaming that, I realized the teachers were quieting everyone down so it was completley quiet when I screamed, and everyone looked at me. Even the principal. Thankfully he didn't get a chance to talk to me!-coolcourt1166
I was in seventh grade, in the cafeteria, just got my lunch, and slipped right there in front of everyone, half the students were laughing at me, I grabbed my bag and ditched the rest of the day, and week.-vampgirl90
One day when there was at a school assembly when I was in grade 6, for Remembrance Day we had some veterans come in, and give a speech. Whilst they were giving the speech, I had to scoot up a bit. Bad idea.(I had the stomach flu) I let out one of the loudest fart ever heard to mankind. And the grade 7's were sitting right behind me at the time. And one of the boys shouted, then pointed "SHE FARTED!!!-chickenlittle357
So, my teacher always releases us from our last class by boys and girls. So, the end of the day came, and she said boys go first. I was really focused on something else at the moment. (Don't remember what it was) So I thought I could go. SO EMBARRASSING! And on the way out, when I was finally realizing my mistake, Tyler, (The coolish guy in class) Said, "yeah, you're right Spencer, you ARE a boy." I wanted to die! -spencer7639
In fifth or fourth grade, I was practicing a song for the school concert with my class. I got into the song so much that I actually started yell singing (?) it. Everyone, including the teacher, started staring at me and I could hear people whispering and laughing. I felt like crying.-neoworldsenchanted33
Once, at school, I was walking, and my girlfriend was there. It was the school dance, and she goes to a different school. here were these shelf things, and she kept asking me to come up with her, but I couldn't. Everyone was watching us and I was like "I can't!" and everyone laughed.-ominous___
So,I was at the geography bee (yes, my school is so nerdy we have one of those) And they film it, and broadcast it live on all the TV's in the school. So, it was my turn, and I was really nervous, so I pushed my chair all the way back until it hit the table behind me and said the answer. Thinking, I wrapped my ankles around the chair, tripped on my own foot, hit my head on the table, AND sprained my ankle on the live broadcast. When I got back to school after I got my brace on my ankle, my teacher said 'How could you slip up like that?!-amunits
Last year I drew one of my pets on my desk. I forgot to erase it and somebody found it, the next day they asked me why I drew a Japanese devil on my desk. XD
At lunch in school someone threw pizza across the table and sauce got on my friend's knee and my knee. I though it was this boy and I flung water from my drink at him and he was drenched...then I found out he wasn't the one who did it ^^-fuzzlytiara
Ok. So one day I went to my locker, which I don't lock. I opened it and I was like What?! It was all different. Then this random guy comes up and he looks mad. He's like What are you doing in my locker?! I was like OH! Oops.-vice_ellee_the_squid
I was in Science, and we were playing Element Bingo, and my teacher said 'gold' then 'silver'. So of course I was happy, because of the incoming Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver, so I did a silly dance and everyone was watching... 0.0-jamjar384
Our lunch period at my school was really loud and the cooks didn't like it so they got this one stop light thing that goes red when it is too loud in there and it was someone's birthday that day so we all started singing happy birthday as loud as we could and it started blinking yellow as a warning so we all thought we broke it. It was hilarious and embarrassing.-ylime2232
I was at school, and I was wearing one of my favorite pairs of jeans. I'd forgotten that the pair I was wearing had a huge hole in the back of it (and I had been too stupid to throw it away). When I turned around, I flashed to everybody in the room. Luckily, I was wearing underpants!-anonymous
Oh and also one time, in about third grade, I liked to mess with this kid, and I kicked my shoe at him in the playground and it flew over the fence. I knew I would get in trouble if I told the truth to the adult who went and got it so I said the kid I kicked it at threw it over. Everyone still believes it XD-keyial
I was in grade 5 when this happened - I had the hiccups, and we were working on a math test, and the boy beside me kept telling me to be quiet. I finally stopped hiccuping, and then I had to fart. REALLY LOUD. It was obvious it was me. I'm just glad no one except me remembers!-ixinnia
Okay so I was in sixth grade and I was having a friend sleep over. It was a school night and we were going to go together the next morning. So I took a shower so I wouldn't have to take one the next morning. She and I stayed up late writing on eachother's hands and stuff. I had written "I Love___" (with the actual name of the guy I liked) on my hand. I apparently slept on my hand because the next morning in band my friend was like "What's on your face?!" And I didn't get a chance to wash it off before he saw it, because it was Sharpie.-muffins_are_gr8
Okay so one day it had been BEAUTIFUL so I spent all my free time outside WITHOUT sunscreen, came to school the next day and my friend Shy says, ~"Sunburn much?" So I reply, ~"Enjoyed the rare sun," Everyone who saw me was like, ~"Woah! enjoy the sun much?" XD BUT WAIT It gets better. That day was the last music class for the year so we watched a movie with the two older grades, then we had to stand in a circle. I stood between my crush and one of my friends that HATES him to avoid a feud, everyone ended up holding hands. I went bright red when I held his hand, luckily my sunburn covered it up so none could tell. So for once I was glad to have a sunburn. XD-M.H.U
It was my birthday, 14th. I was at school eating lunch. And I got up to get a drink of water. When I returned, I tripped on my friends backpack. This was in front of all the popular students. And all my best friends. The worst part was, I was in a dress.-anonymous
In P.E. 1st Period on a Friday I believe, we were changing in the lockers, I didn't know it but my pants were on backwards, even though I got laughed at I didn't know they were on backwards, until 2nd period. It's a Friday so we take are clothes home and get them washed so I left them on BACKWARDS! So I continued the day when at 6th period my friend went up into the front of the class and sang Lady Gaga's song something about like I crapped in my pants or something. The bell to go home rang I started laughing as if he said a bad word, which engaged the class to laugh until he said, "AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR P.E. SHORTS BACKWARDS." Which got the class to laugh harder.-fort12_2_2
It was the second last day of school, 8th Period P.E. Our class got to play out on the field. I was sitting down talking with my friends in another class. We talked for like an hour then my teacher called our class in to get out stuff and go home, but I didn't hear it. When I turned around I saw none of my classmates. I ran across the field to my class. When I got there everyone was laughing; I tried to play it cool, but I tripped over someones backpack instead.-sotheavey
Back when I was in 6th grade, my friend and I were walking to 7th period which was the last class of the day. As we were walking down the hall, a girl in the 8th grade came up to me and said, "____ is going to ask you out!" I hadn't been paying attention and said, "huh?" My friend pushed me down the hall saying "C'mon" because I had stopped walking to ask the girl. Then the bell rings and I'm in my seat typing on the computer when the guy the 8th grader said walks in shyly and says and I quote, "Will you go out with me please?" I was in utter shock that I said, "Not now." Then he ran out of the room crying. All of my friends were in the room and turn to me and started asking question after question. I never answered any because after he ran, I slammed my head down on the table to hide my tomato-red face. Later on, he sent me an e-mail confessing how he loved me, but I just let he down gently. I barely even knew the guy. ^^-claireone
I was at school and I had just switched my desk with somebody so I was moved. We had to go to music so we left the class. When I came back, I wasn't used to my new seat and sat down in my old one! When the teacher said to take out our mathbook I took the one out at my new desk and screamed! (It wasn't my handwriting)-anonymous
So this one time in my english class, we had a substitute(solid gold, subs are!) and his name was Mr. Kendall. Me and my friend Jewlyn were laughing and saying things like 'Oh, kellina' and stuff like that, when he roars at me "I heard you were a star student! Are you seriously unable to answer my question?" which just got us laughing (and at) harder.-brambleclawluvr
Okay, so I was talking to my crush leaving a class. I say goodbye and walk to my next class. And to my dismay, I hear, one of my friends /not anymore/ at screaming level, down the hall next to him " *Insert crushes name here*, you should go out with Ryan!" I was blushing so much and I think I ran full speed to my next class. I still like my crush, and we never talk about it. ( And thank GOODNESS we don't!)-quiems
When I was in the second grade, we had to give a report in groups in front of the class. Well, I was doing most of the talking in the report so while one of the boys in my group was talking, I really had to fart. I tried not to, but the exact moment he stopped, I let one rip. It was one second of pure silence until one obnoxious boy called out, "SHE FARTED!!! HAHAHA!". I was a very sensitive child then so I burst into tears while the entire class was chanting "She farted". -aqua_spider12231
I was in 3rd grade when this happened. I gave the crush of my little life chocolates for Valentine's Day! We were serious friends then. I told him (and everyone else) that I was just repaying him for this puppy notebook he gave me. He still doesn't talk to me and it's been, what, 5 years? I'm still embarrassed about it today!!-anastasia127
When I was in summer camp, we were having a relay run. Being the dunce that I am, I thought it'd be cool to run towards the girl before me and then turn around to continue the relay. Unfortunately, I smacked right into her and blacked out for an unknown amount of time. Someone had to drag me off the racing course and assign a stand-in for me.-captainsetokaiba
In the 5th grade, I was coming back from lunch with my friends. I was joking around, teasing one of my friends. Well, I was at the top of the steps, but just as I was about to climb the last step, I didn't raise my foot high enough, so I tripped going Up the steps! I was sprawled out, my lunchbox hit the heater, AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, someone opened the METAL door and hit me in the head. My friends just laughed. Dx-sadies_side
I was at school and we had gym. I had forgotten my gym uniform pants and had to rent one. In a meantime, I took off my pants, and went to get the gym bottoms. Not crossing my mind, while i had walked to get the gym pants, I was standing out in the doorway of the gym...pantsless..for whomever to see. My friends were shouting at me, "PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!!!" Finally when it clicked in my mind, I quickly got dressed, with my friends laughing at me.-princess21_6
I was in class and there was a supply teacher, and it was rather loud. It was almost hometime, but the time seemed to be dragging on, and I thought 'For Rayquaza's sake...when will we be able to go home?...I want to see how *my epic friend in a different continent* is doing...'. Or at least, I THOUGHT that I'd just thought it - but I had said it out loud, and everyone had quietened down at that moment so they all heard! Some of them asked what Rayquaza was, and the others asked who my friend was...I had to pretend that was the name of one of my fish so they didn't pester me with questions ):-jamjar384
I remember going into a club and I was talking to someone and they said "so how long have you been here?" I was thinking oh how long have you LIVED here, I went "All my life" and they went "No I mean't the club" and walked off, needless to say I got out as quick as I could.-Tallie
I was at Wal Mart and i was really hyper so I was scream-singing the song "Y'all want a single" by koRn and then I was by the computers and typed in The ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro mama ga ga ohlala part of "Bad Romance" and i was jumping up and down singing it and this guy Tristyn passed by me with his friend and stared at me then said, "hi" and i screamed oh crud(not really "crud") He was the first person i met in kindergarden & we USED TO hang out everyday. -dragon_of_darkness22
My cousin's computer broke, so she had been coming to my house to use mine. I was on the compter and had my headphones in, listening to an old Kelly Clarkson CD and singing along to it. half way through one of the songs, I felt someone tap me on my shoulder. Her and her best friend had walked into my room and had been listening to me sing for at least three songs.
Once I was at swimming and my mom got mad at me and said "Victoria Rose", my real name, right in front of my crush. It was so embarrassing.
One morning I was so tired that I didn't realize I didn't have any pants on and I went outside to get some fresh air(this was in the summer)and a kid looked at me and started laughing like crazy. I was so embarrased.-rhee9207
One very very hot summer day while wearing a pair of white shorts I sat on a bright yellow bench to wait for the bus. Turned out that the bench had either just been painted or else the paint had melted due to the heat.... I didn't notice till the people waiting behind me in line to get on the bus starting snickering.-aejart
I was roller skating/blading once, and the MC said, 'Do the chicken dance with your eyes closed,' and so I did. But he really didn't; it was my imagination. Then, I opened my eyes, tripped, and fell on my back. Then, 3 people tripped over me, and we started cracking up. No one helped us get up, so we were laughing on the floor for 15 minutes.-msgoldfish
My friend and I were making smores in a microwave. She was older than me, and said she knew how to do it. It got huge, and then exploded! It caused a fire, and we called the fire department. Thankfully, it was her house.
I was at this cafe with my friends and my one friend does this one thing she calls a taser where she pinches the sides of my stomach. Usually when she does it I am surprised so I hit her in the leg area to make her stop. So again we were at the cafe when I feel her do it. I slapped her REALLY hard and I accidently hit her in the groin. I heard a manly groan not the usual giggle pain from my friend.. I look around to see that I hit my crush in the groin!!! He looked at me and ran away. My friends were laughing so hard and they still remind me of it every day!-dancergirl444
Once, I went rock climbing, as I was done, I took my harness off. It was hard and tightened good, so I pulled hard. I accidently pulled my pants down!
Ok, well, first off, when I was a little kid, I was jumping over my dad on the bed, and slammed nose first into the wall, we all think I broke it, but there was nothing anyone could do because I was too young and small, so ever since then, my nose has bled easily when hit it in the right spot, and it's been a magnet for things to hit. So one day, I was sitting on the bus with my friends when one of them leans over, tells me something and flails her arms hitting me right in the nose. So, she hit it in the perfect spot and my nose started bleeding and pouring out blood and I didn't have a tissue, so my friend starts ripping out paper, and I'm using paper to try and stop the blood, and then the bus driver comes back with tissues and the whole bus turns around while I'm sitting there with my face, hands and tissues covered in blood. I sort of slumped as low as possible in the seat for the rest of the ride.-circeanbeauty
i was depressed and stuff that one of my fav. bands drummer passed (the rev. from Avenged Sevenfold) and i was talking to my friend about him and she got me mad and this guy Ben turned around and said , "SHHHHH" and i said SHUT THE FUDGE UP(not really fudge") and he turned around and started laughing and my friend (being the good friend she is -.-) was all like , "OOOOOOHH" and i hit her on the arm and said shut up -.-The guy i like was there and the teacher was right in back of me.-dragon_of_darkness22
I remember when I was little my Mam got a perm (first and last might I add) and when she got home my mouth literally dropped to the floor it looked like a mushroom cloud or piece of broccoli stuck on her head I couldn't decide! I must of been the only 5 year old to be embarrassed to be seen with their Mam. Even a headscarf didn't flatten it!-Tallie
Back when my husband and I weren't married, we took a walk to a park near his house for a picnick. After we had ate, we took a walk by a river that was fairly close to the park. Right next to the river there was this big rock that me and him sat on. Surprisingly, he proposed. I was so excited, and I started crying from enjoyment. As we got up after having 'mooshy time', I was wiping my eyes and didn't see this huge mud pile. I slipped backwards right into it! My husband was laughing so hard, I was so embarrassed.-anonymous
This is pretty cliche, but still very true. I think I was 13 at the time. I was in a car with some friends, my job was to make CDs for everyone to enjoy. It just so happened that a personal CD got into the mix and they played it. The milkshake song was on the CD, not once..but twice. The first time the song played everyone let it go, because admittedly the song is very catchy. However when it came on a second time, we were at a stop light surrounded by cars. Everyone stared at us, and a few people laughed. I wanted to die. D=-ladykathryn336
One day me and my friend were walking towards a spot where we usually eat with some other friends. When we are almost there my friend stops and says "Have you seen You Know Who?I couldn't find him after math" (You KnowWho is our code name for our crush) I replied "Nope." Since we forgot we we're going to our usual eating spot we just stood there and talked about our crush. "OMG he is SO cute!!"My friend said really loudly.(The word wasnt cute thoughxD) We got into a conversation about his hair,eyes,and his clothes he wore today and yesterday and what classes he was in with us..We stopped then and turned around making sure he wasn't there. Luckily, he was far from hearing distance so we were safe, or so we thought. We had a class with him next which happened to be English, the class where he sits right in front of me. Me and my friend were the first people in. As our crush sat down I heard him quietly laugh and say "I'm cute"(Not really the word cutexD) I immediatly start freaking out, he had heard our ENTIRE conversation and knew weere talking about himxD-supergirl400
I was in my French class with two of my friends (one of my friend's lockers is there) My other friend pushed me and I fell into the recycling bin! I got stuck and it took about five minutes for my friends to pull me out of the bin!-superneogirl7
When I was in Reception we had a small test in Maths and one of the questions was, "What is the difference between 6 and 8?" Being like, 5, I didn't understand so I wrote, "6 has one loop and 8 has two loops". Yes, that's bad enough but even worse when your Mum announces it at a party in front of all our friends like, 12 years on!
One time while in church, I realized my clothes were on inside out, tags and all, while sitting in the front pew. And my grand daughter and I giggled our way through the whole sermon. Most of the time in tears. The pastor needless to say, thought we were really getting the message.-fangercat4
I was in a store with my friends a few years ago, and I was really hyper. I suddenly saw my dad and I ran full pelt through the store, laughing like a hyena, and then launched myself at him almost knocking him to the ground when I tried to hug him...except it wasn't my dad O_O-Chloe
I was stood in debenhams admireing the fit Levi's model on a poster. Then this weird guy I don't even know came up to me and said 'Excuse me but do you work here? I shook my head and blushed. I'm only 12. Of course I didn''t say that. I still laugh 3 weeks on!-emmsi_woo
I was taking my dog for a walk in the fields, when he saw a cat in the distance. My dog is much stronger than me, so I had no control whatsoever when he bolted. I was still holding on to his lead, so I went flying into the mud face first. And of COURSE there had to be glass in the mud, so I was covered from head to toe in mud AND had a shard of glass stuck in my knee. Ouch.-nightopal
In elementary school, I was on the track-and-field team. Me and my friends were taking turns practicing the wheelbarrow event (outside of school). When it was my turn to go, I was the "wheelbarow". I was unfortnately wearing rather loose sweatpants, because about halfway throuhg, my pants fell down!-dipsy13
Once in first grade, after I got a drink of water I thought I would run faster (I was like 6 years old) So I ran my fastest and then fell over on the rocky ground and started crying.-mushroom3333
I have some sort of weird voice defect (not really) that makes my sneezes and laughs very high pitched. Unfortunately, whenever I get sick, my voice does not go low. It goes very high. And I mean VERY high, a la Alvin and the Chipmunks. I have a pretty low immune system, so I get sick a lot. My nickname is forever Squeak Toy, even amongst my high school teachers.-inveighed
I was eating at P.F. Chang's(a chinnese reastraunt)and I had to use the bathroom.As I was leaving the bathroom,I stupidly thought the men's room ws the exit. At least I realized now to be more observant of my surroundings xD-sophia_1234567891011
When I was in basic training we were marching in formation...it was about our 4th time or so and the TI wanted a person to change step then all of us do double time march which is when you change steps to get into formation b/c you're out of cadence...then speed up. I went down, took the whole squad with me. It was awful!!!-Fraoch
We have just watched the movie "A Hard Day's Night" and I was dancing like Ringo, only I didn't know everyone was watching me.-blaaze6
I was singing a high-pitched Who song in class, and once again, everyone was watching me and the teacher said "Okay Keith". I only squeaked out "I think Pete sang that one." I was embarrassed because it was in front of my crush. 0_o-blaaze6
When I was 8 or 9, I was at a birthday party at Skate Land, and the events were starting, so everyone had to get off the ice. Since I never really skated before, I was the last one off the ice, had to CRAWL off the ice, with everyone watching. Then, to make things worse, I really had to go to the bathroom, so I ran toward the stalls, and didn't look up. I went into the guys bathroom, but thankfully no one was in there. Then when I came out, a teenage guy came up to me and said, "That wasn't the girls bathroom.-angelfirejubjub1997
My grandma has a clap-on light, but it wouldn't turn on. I stood in the middle of the living room clapping for about 15 minutes until I realized it was unplugged. I got lots of funny looks from my realities!-travelingwind
Once in the 5th grade, a bunch of kids were trying to see their tongue's by sticking them out and looking down. I decided to try it too, but then the teacher walked in, saw me, and laughed. I looked around and everybody stopped doing it but me. Everyone laughed at me, including the teacher.-ciararawr
When I was reading my report to the class, someone said my name. I turned my head around real fast and my hair got caught in my braces! I was like -_- And they all laughed and called me brace face -meachoree
One day my best friend, my crush, and I started tossing a small ball in the hall before first period. Eventually, my bad aim caught up with me and I threw the ball to him, but he didn't exactly catch it. It rit him right in the stomach and I was so embarrassed. He started laughing after a few embarrassing secounds (which seemed to last forever). I was so relieved, but he doesn't play catch if I'm playing anymore.-vice_ellee_the_squid
When I was in 5th grade, this guy i always hung out with(since third) always took my shoe(o.0 yes i know strange) & he kept doin it, well eventually he took it when we were at recess and i had to sprint after him, WELL i tackled him and i was on top of him in front of the whole 5th grade-dragon_of_darkness22
Well the guy I /used to/ like was sitting in seat next to my books and when the bell rang he got up and the isle is REALLY small so hes said "excuse me" & i moved up because i was still getting my stuff & he went around me & well(since the isles are small)there wasn't much room to move & he -coughcough- me so i kinda yelped and looked at him and blushed :/-dragon_of_darkness
I was about eight, and I was at the store with my mom waiting for her to pay. I was playing with the pay phone and dialing my house number. When someone picked up, I thought it was my aunt visiting and I said Hi. Then I realized it was 911, and I hung up the phone and it kept ringing. D: It was really embarrassing.-riiley2007
A few years ago I was out camping and me and my friend Cliff had been out on the lake overnight. So I'd caught 3 nice pickerel and Cliff had a little club called a "fish-bonker" that your supposed to use to bonk the fish. I picked up the bonker and said "Before we can eat these I must dispatch them" and Cliff pulled a pickerel out of the coollery-thingy and held it down. I brought the bonker down fullforce on his thumb not once, not twice, but 3 times in rapid succession before he could move. I pulverized the knuckle and splattered fish brains all over us! To this day he warns people about my aim whenever we go fishing.-thelittledeadgirl
Once, I was at my little cousins' house and their family has one of those fire pits in their yard. I told them how if you throw popcorn kernels into it, they would explode and you'd have popcorn everywhere! So we did it and popcorn flew all over the place. The next time I came over, I looked over at the fire pit and saw three corn stalks growing in it. XD-clydesdalejen
My friend and I were at wal mart and we started throwing these balls into the rack and I threw one and it hit the rack just right where it almost knocked a whole isle over. Then some dude started stalking us. It was so embarrassing.-ylime2322
I was at the orthodontist getting my braces off. I was lying down on the chair thing. When the orthodontist was done taking them off, I tried to sit up, but I realized my hair was caught on the buttons of his shirt! It took a while to get my hair untangled from his shirt, and I was stuck right next to him the whole time. It was so awkward-theweirdo1
When my school went to the fair I was in second grade when we went to the educational part where the agriculture area was and a kid tripped me and I fell and land in a surprise a cow had left. -smokky1cat
At my first track meet I was super excited to run the 20 yard sprint and I broke my own leg tripping over a clump of dirt.-smokky1cat
In 6th grade, like 50 people from the middle school went camping. I shared a tent with 3 of my friends, and the rest of my friends were in another tent. Unfortunately, there were 2 columns for the girls' tents, so our tent was in front of some annoying 8th graders. There were these jokes going around in our grade, where as a comeback you say in a high pitched tone their comeback and YO FACE. (Ex: "Your weird." "Not as weird as.. YO FACE!") So, the 8th graders were having some sort of weird conversation and being extremely loud, we couldn't sleep, and I was just /waiting/ for the opportunity to say a YO FACE joke at them. Eventually, my time came and my tent exploded in laughter. Someone shouted back "That was so du-mb!" Everyone in my tent said together "Not as du-mb as.. YO FACE!" One of the adults had to come over and quiet us down, it was embarrassing, but funny. X)-lolwut_t
One day I was in a Spelling bee... It was my turn and I had to spell the word cabbage. I spelled cabbage with one b instead of two. I got mad that I got fifth place so I cried. People still remind of that each day.. Oh well good day bye!-quilavasid
I am in LOVE with the show Fanboy & Chum Chum, so when cereal fell out of my dressing gown when I untied it, I thought I was having a dream so I shouted "SIGMUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my dad watched me. I just walked away pretending that never happened, even though fifty pieces of cereal were on the floor.-ixinnia
I was playing a game(a Fanboy & Chum Chum game, actually)and sometimes I pretend I'm actually in the game, not just the person playing it. Anyways, I was playing 'Hocus Pocus Pox' and I just randomly started acting like a chicken(the thing is, Kyle is a wizard and he catches chicken pox which turns him into a chicken), even though I was still playing the game. I had no clue my parents were watching and let's just say the result was strange.-ixinnia
Me and my friend were playing Laser-tag and she was about to zap me. I turned the corner thinking there was a ramp I could run up to get away. I ran around the corner and SMACK! I went right into the wall. Good thing we were the only ones playing!-serena_973
Oh I got another one, I was in a rush because I was going to be late for something, so I got out of the car and fell right into a snow bank, and had to hope I didn't have wet pants as I rushed in the building XD-cairoemm
Aw man, one time I was once again late, so I was running up the stairs and fell up them a little, and this guy who I wasn't really noticing was behind me and was like: Are you okay?! So I said yeah and ran off XD-cairoemm
I was rollerblading at a rollerblading place and I collided with someone, so when I saw my bestfriend I was like: "I just ran into someone", they asked me who and I said: "No...literally." It was kind of an oh..... XD moment-cairoemm
I was out shopping with my dad for groceries, and I was in control of the cart. I decided to ride on it, and I ran into an entire rack of items. It almost fell over and my dad got mad at me. I just laughed.-ixinnia
So one day I was at church and I decided to walk around a bit. I walk pretty fast, and wasn't paying attention, and when I approached the corner my crush came out from the other side and we ran into each other! My face was red for the rest of the day.-candygirl988
So it was going to be my first basketball game, and it was going to be a big day for me. Of course all the parents of all the players were there, along with all the families - A fairly large crowd. It was right after tip off I realized my coach was yelling something to me about my shorts - they were on backwards! Without thinking I just ran off the court and into the locker room. I quickly switched them and ran back out. My team got penalized and EVERYONE was staring at me because I had ran off the court without a sub-in or a time out.-anonymous
Well, most people think I'm a vampire because of my pale skin and habits/likes/dislikes. Anyways, my friend Rylee and I were at operetta practice, and we were talking about it. When the teacher quieted everyone down, she shouted "So you're allergic to the sun?!" and I was so embarrassed. I wanted to hide under the desk behind me!-ixinnia
I was getting ready for my band concert at school and this kid who plays French horn with me kept making fun of what i was wearing and how i was playing. So I turned around and not very politely told him to be quiet and leave me alone.("fudge" was used many times) I turn back around and my best friend since preschool was staring at me shocked as was nearly everyone else. I didn't know I had yelled so loudly and the acoustics in that room were great. I wanted to die but luckily the teacher was out in the hallway and had no idea what I said.-turtle1018
So, my church does a Vacation Bible School program every summer (Monday-Friday). Around when I was 8, I was in the program. On Wednesday of the week, I ran on asphalt and fell and got bloody knees. Then on Friday, I was running down a hill and fell on CONCRETE. This broke them open even more. Both times was at the chapel. I got nicknamed 'Sister Scrape', and still have not lived it down. (Unfortunately for me, I also have faint scars for a daily reminder.)-crittercraz
Both of these happened in the operetta for school. Anyways, in last year's operetta, when I was changing into my normal clothes after it was over, I asked my friend to unzip the dress(it was an adult's dress and I couldn't reach the zipper in the back), and she did. Her friend laughed because she saw my tank top & underpants!! Plus, this year, just today, actually, I accidentally pulled my shirt down too far and... OOPS! My white tank top, again, was showing!-ixinnia
I was in the living room, watching TV when the ads came on. An ad about a Nickelodeon marathon thing came on, and it talked about some of the shows. When it came to the part about the new shows, and it said T.U.F.F Puppy, I jumped up from the couch and shouted "T.U.F.F PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!" and scared my mom, dad and cat.-ixinnia
At one of the operetta practices last year, one of the boys beside me dared me to sit on Sam's lap, and he wouldn't stop bugging me about it so I did. Then Sam said "What are you doing, Rowan?!" and I got off. It was weird and funny. Plus then later on Sam got scared of me because of, believe it or not, my jeans. They had skulls all over them, which is what I like, and I just blurted out "Why are you scared of me, do you think I'm a witch?!" and he nodded his head then scooted the other way.-ixinnia
I was sliding on the ice, and I ran, then went on my knees, as everyone has to so that no one gets a bad injury. Anyways, I got one knee down, but the other I just couldn't get down, so I was sorta screaming while wobbling and my entire class was laughing at me. Then I reached the end of the ice and continued to scream. ^^; Then Camryn said "And Rowan was all like AHHHH!!" and wobbled like me, then laughed with her friend Avery. It was funny and embarrassing.-ixinnia
I was in Church, because my grandmother d!ed recently. It was extremely warm in there, and I wore my puffy, winter coat. Suddenly, I got really dizzy, and I blacked out! My dad took off my coat and I put my head between my knees, and my really kind relative offered my dad some tissues, because he thought i was sobbing. I was so embarrassed afterwards, because I felt like everyone was glaring at me, like it was my fault I fainted during a session for my grandmother! D:-sadies_side
Okay, so at our church in the summer they have a VBS program every summer. I get bloody noses very easily. So when I was about 9 or 10, I randomly got a bloody nose. I have blood streaming down my face, and my friend is in a state of shock. I had to run out of the room with everybody watching. xD-anonymous
Ok, I was in 2nd grade and my best friend and I were on the play ground running around like we're crazy. Well, I ran into her, and got a MAJOR nosebleed. I mean, my clothes were all bloody, and so were my friends. And we had to wear them for the rest of the day. And not so long after that, we were waiting for our moms to be done with class, and started spying. Well, we fell and my tooth went into her head, we ran crying to our parents and (still) so many years later, my friend has a scar.-youdonotknowmyname99
So today, me and a couple friends went to see Rio (It was pretty good). Anyways, late in the movie, me and my friend, kristen, were messing around and I threw a whole bucket of popcorn on her, then she threw a whole cup of soda on me, and I ran out of the theatre to the bathroom... turns out, a movie just got out and everyone was going to the bathroom, so as I was wiping my shorts off so I could hide the "accident", everyone was walking in a looking at me really akwardly... Unfortunetly (not really, thats what you get kristen) my other friend, trent, stuck a sour patch kid in her hair and it melted in, so I would point it out to everyone passing by in the mall xD-letrade
Okay, so I was camping with a bunch of my friends, and we ordered a pizza for dinner. Since we were in the middle of nowhere we had to order it about an hour in advance, and when it finally got there we were all starved. When we opened the pizza box, there was one of those mini peppers that comes with the pizza. I shout, "Who dares me to eat it?" No one says a thing, so I pop it in my mouth anyway. According to what my friend Burrito says, my face turned as red as a tomato! I didn't know what to do to make my mouth stop burning, so I grab my apple juice and drunk it all. Then, Burrito tells me to try bread and milk, so I run, tears streaming down my face, to the fridge, pull out the first carton I see, and pour myself a glass and chugged it down. Burrito comes in while I'm drinking it, and says, "You do realize you're drinking half and half, right?" I just grabbed the first thing I saw with a cow on it! -cinders_heart
I was at work and the guy I was totally crushing on (at the time) was working with me during that shift. I was in the stock room and I totally didn't think anyone else was in the room with me so I put on some music and started to dance very unattractively to some music while I worked back there. Lo and behold, who walks into the back at the VERY MOMENT I WAS DANCING LIKE A MANIAC? My crush. Let's just say he brings it up almost every time I see him. Though I have to admit it was pretty funny. (: -kiki_loves_chocolate
One time when I was young, (like 6) I didn't know if the call number 911 was real and I wanted to test it out. My parents had bought me this pink and REALLY fuzzy phone that was connected to the wall for my birthday so I called 911. They picked up and said, "Hello, what is your emergency?" I panicked and put the phone back know I just had called the ACTUAL police. Two minutes later the police drove up to the front door and my parents had to confirm that everything was alright. I was so embarrassed when my parents asked me why I called them X3.-pixberry
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