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Welcome to Banamein's comics page!
It's your fault I have this lot.
You'll find me on the shadowed stair.
I'm waiting there with ragged hair
And one-eyed stare, for no-one cares
About the nightmare you forgot.
Meet the Characters:
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Yuanaan, also known as Yooyu, is king of the castle. He is kindhearted and a little squeamish about his neighbors in the Haunted Woods. This means he's an easy target.
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Banamein is the sort of person who thinks that people are naturally supposed to scream all the time. No one is quite sure what he is, and they don't really want to know.
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Silence is the castle cook. Being a Haunted Woods native, it takes a lot more than a creepy Mynci doll to scare her. She's a fairly nice person, so long as you don't mess with her cooking.
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Welcome to Banamein's comic! I draw these when I'm feeling bored and impish at the same time.
Sorry about the sketch looming in the background of my comic, I photocopied these straight from my sketchbook and the picture on the next page was drawn dark enough that it showed up on this one.
This comic looked better in my head than it does on paper. The point is that Banamein can make his head/arms/etc. appear out of objects... in this case, in a pot of hard boiled eggs.
Who needs guards when you have Banamein to stare at people until they leave?
Yes, Banamein just threw a deadly scythe at his only fan.
Extra limbs sold seperately.
This is NOT how to advertise your Beauty Contest entry, mmm-kay?
Aha... here we finally see Silence's chef hat. She usually wears it, but I didn't put it in the earlier comics 'cause I didn't feel like drawing it. And yes, Silence (the Ruki) is a girl.
Silence: You're supposed to open it, you nitwit!
My apoligies to Deukes.
The newspaper may be right side up, but Banamein is upside-down. A little Neopian current events for you (or Neopian history, depending on when you read this), here's where you can find out more about The Faeries' Ruin: [click] The Plot's Ruined
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Two semi-plot-related comics before we begin ('cause I haven't yet drawn the chapter where these are relevant):
Had a butter knife.
Banamein's scythe beats all opponents, hands down.
What would happen if you took The Faeries' Ruin plot comic and added Banamein? You'd get something like this...
Chapter 1
All credit goes to TNT. The artists, the colorists, the writers... anybody who worked on this awesome plot! Yes, I'm horribly re-drawing your work, but please consider this a tribute, rather than vandalism.
Fire the continuity director! Hanso's belt is backwards. Really, check out the first two pages in the official plot. His belt changes sometime between page one and page two.
Stupid plot fanatics? Like that weird one who's been trying to re-draw the entire plot?
Hanso: For reading this comic, you now owe me five neopoints.
Go to the official plot comic, chapter 1, page 4 (this page). Look closely at panel 3 where Hanso is talking about charging five neopoints a word. Someone forgot to draw Hanso's Ixi horns. I fixed that in this version of the comic, though.
Hanso: *covers horns* For reading that last note, you owe me five hundred neopoints.
Chapter 2
Since I can't use those lovely flash effects in my comic I have to severely cut down on the amout of words in the script. But you probably noticed that, if you read this far.
Y'know, when I hear the words "Altadorian knights" I think of something a little more grand than these two.
Honestly... why is Hanso talking to the two knights on this page in the official comic? I just made something up.
Coming sometime: chapter 2, page 4
...You've noticed mistakes in the comic (including Hanso's missing horns, missed shading, height changes, wardrobe malfunctions, etc.)
...You write a TFR fan-fic
...You made a Xandra adoptable.
...You always have a tab open to TFR when ever you're on Neopets.
...You pretend you're Hanso and Brynn's daughter.
...You refuse to believe the plot is actually over.
...You think Hanso should go into the Hall of Heroes.
...Hanging up ornaments on the tree, you humed about the plot AND repeated CERTAIN lines from the characters
...You search "Xandra" on Neopets and find abandoned accounts to sob at
...You make a list of plot prizes in your head while having dinner
...You FINALLY find someone your age in school who also plays Neopets
...You get all frustrated and agitated over Brynn not finishing her sentence
...You start having nightmares about Xandra turning your friends and family to stone
...You make up reasons why you're obsessed with it
...You're reading this list.
...You play 'battle' with your best friend, and insist that her name is 'Xandra.
...When you have heated debates with your sister at the dinner table about who actually turned the faeries to stone.
...you made a faeries ruin siggie.
....you wrapped your christmas gifts in TFR paper.
....your gifts where plushies of shadows.
...you hang TFR ornaments on the christmas tree.
...you made a gallery of TFR things.
...In Pokemon, if your rival is a boy, you name him Hanso and you pick the girl to be your character and you name her Brynn/Xandra. Or if your rival is a girl, you name her Xandra, and you name your character Brynn/Hanso, depending on who you pick.
...You choose theme songs for the characters.
...You decided to keep doing the Plain of Peace activity instead of the Games Master Challenge (while it was still up)
...You screamed at the computer at least once during the "Plain of Peace" activity.
...Or tore apart a pillow during it.
...You made an epic lookup about it
...You formed your Thanksgiving mashed potatoes in the shape of Hanso's face.
...Only they're not mashed potatoes, they're mashed potansos.
...Your messenger name is Xandra.
...You're roleplaying a plot similar to this one.
...You're basing a character story off Xandra's personality.
...Your display picture on that messenger is Xandra.
...Your firefox skin is also that picture of her before the crash one.
...You use the spell book for an eye chart
...You dressed up like Xandra for Halloween.
...You skip out on your best friend's b-day party so you could complete the next step.
...You start dreaming up new steps and try desperately to get the new achievements before its to late
...When you stay up late to try to get all of the fearless deeds....When you got the "Goo wisperer" deed
...When you draw the comics and insert your own characters.
...You've had nightmares about the Wraith Caverns
...You start having nightmares about Zealots
...You stay up late waiting for the news to update to see if there's a new chapter out.
...You've actually cried because you haven't gotten the Fort Nox achievement yet.
...You've actually GOTTEN the Fort Nox achievement!!!
...You wish you could turn your enemies into stone.
...You've read the comics multiple times
...You've mentioned a plot character to someone in real life and gotten funny looks.
...You've memorized the comics.
...You make a board about being obsessed with it.
...You live on the TFR neoboard.
...You take the time to write fan fics about the characters.
...You've made neoboards about how bored you are waiting for the news to update.
...You make comics and articles in the neopian times about it!
...You are waiting to flame someone who bashed your favorite character.
...Before you go to sleep, its the last thing on your mind
...You dream about it
...You doodle pictures of the plot characters on your schoolwork.
...You change your avatar to fit the theme.
...You start calling Han Solo "Hanso
...You talk about the plot with your bff in classes
...Everytime a new chapter is released, you read all the old ones again... Just to refresh your memory
...You hear "Xandra's library" and think that activity was ages ago.
...You imagine that you are in the plot along with the heroes/villains.
...When even though you've completed the achievements the day they came out, you still go and do the maze just for the fun of it.
...You've had nightmares about the Castle Nox maze.
...You're already planning the next NT story and how to incorporate some characters from here.
...You think the maze was fun
...You write a poem about it
...You swear the pegs in the Nox maze have minds of their own...
...You catch up on a character's history by reading their original plot comic, Book of Ages entry, AND their Neopedia article.
...You get ideas for NT comics relating to the plot every day in study hall.
...You get caught drawing characters by your friends
...Jazan is awesome.
...Your dad has asked you if the faeries have been saved yet.
...You've been made fun of for being obsessed with TFR.
...You've noticed the little "Test 1e" thingy on the comic pages.
...You name your pet Hanso, then paint him blue, then yell at it for not being as cool as him or have his amazing drawing skills.
...You've started making Nox Nox jokes.
Got any "you know you're obsessed with TFR when" that I haven't listed yet? If so, please Shoot me a neomail so I can add it!
Please, Brynn! Just finish your sentence!
(If I quoted your "Hanso, no!" sentence from the boards and you'd like credit, just neomail me.)
Thanks for offering, but no.
Well... this is from a neoboard incident where a user nicknamed Planty recognized Banamein and he stole her socks. Planty eventually got her socks back, so Banamein stole her hat instead.
Merry Christmas! Happy Birthday! Happy Easter!
Ah, it's like music to my ears!
This is from April 1, 2011 when all your pets got a disease that gave them weird growths all over. One of the cures was to pour soup on them. O.o
You might notice that Banamein wasn't in that last comic. Let's try it again WITH Banamein...
Who, me?
And to think I used to be worried about getting paper cuts.
I'm getting good at drawing screams.
HOW DOES THE CROWN STAY ON YUANAAN'S HEAD?! IS IT GLUED ON?
Banamein is guilty of telling the truth with intent to deceive.
Someday I'm going to just make this the "NEOMAILS" section.
Banamein: *cracks knuckles*
Because of Deukes's fanmail/confetti incident, I've added a new section to this page for questions, comments, and kudos about Banamein and this page. Obviously, sending them to the complaints section was a dumb idea.
Banamein: But it was your idea.
Hush.
Is he a zombie?
No.
Is he a ghost?
No.
Then WHAT IS HE?!?
He's Banamein.
How do you pronounce "Banamein"?
Bah-NA-mine" with an accent on the "na". Though I didn't know that for like two years until Ami looked it up for me.
Just for the record, "banamein" is an Icelandic word meaning "cause of death." It was too cool a name to pass up, even if I didn't know how to pronounce it. I spent two years calling him "bana-meen.
Banamein: Hahaha! That's just lame!
Why did Banamein throw his scythe at his fan and shred his fanmail?
Because he's immature, inconsiderate, and waaaay too eager to hit things with his scythe.
Banamein: Wait. I got a fanmail? I've got... fans? No, really. Fans? Like, for real? No kidding?! I mean, this is so awesome! I could just hug you!
Not a chance.
Banamein: Where's my scythe?
You should paint Banamein with a Zombie Paint Brush.
There's two reasons I won't do this. 1) Myncis can't be painted zombie yet. 2) I can't afford one. Yes! I know I had a Zombie Paint Brush once, but I immediately sold it and spent all the neopoints on cool wearables. I have no sense of thrift.
Can Banamein see out of his button eye?
*scratches head* Uh... next question, please.
HE HAS NO ELBOWS!!!
I know that. What's your point?
Banamein is awesome, how did you make him?
Well... I took a Mynci plushie and left it out in the rain for a few weeks until he came alive seeking revenge. Okay, not really.
Where did you come up with the idea for Banamein?
Banamein is the result of watching too much of The Addams Family when I was younger. If you've watched any of those shows, you probably know what I mean... *snaps fingers twice*
By Pacmanite
Banamein: I'm off to hit things with my scythe! I'll send you a postcard!
By Vivi
Banamein, you're looking so creepy today it's almost cute...
By Jesse
Banamein: Is the picture done yet? Can I stop holding still yet? Can I look?
Uh, no. You can just keep standing there all day.
By Tinkor
Santa: *climbs down chimney* Ho, ho ho!
Banamein: *blank stare*
Santa: Um.
Banamein: *blank stare*
Santa: This is for you. *hands Banamein a chunk of coal* Merry Christmas! *climbs back up chimney*
Banamein: Woohoo! Coal! Just what I always wanted!
By Cat
Banamein: It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snoooooowiiiinngggg!!!
By Nestly
Stop running while carrying sharp objects!
Banamein: Hey, Bookkeeper! If you drew art like this, more people would visit my page.
We don't need more people visiting your page. You ego is bloated enough as it is! x.x
By Lucky
Nice. I know you have a scythe... so stop waving it in my face. *ducks scythe*
By Under
Banamein: Ahahaha! I've got art! Look at me!
Adopted:
Because some of you, for some reason, want to come back to this page. Are you guys out of your minds?!
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