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Don't ask us about Balinski_10's name. Trust us-- it's a loooong story && you wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke. =]

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Here is our About Us//FAQs page. So please read this before you neomail us asking a question that's already on here. That drives us up the wall. OK, so here we go...


Now Playing: Love Addict by Family Force 5


About Us

Full Names: River Callahan Jordan && Phoenix Taylor Forest
Ages: 17
Birthdays: October 8th, 1989 && October 7th, 1989
Location: Houston, Texas
Nicknames: Kitkat && Skye
Religion: Christianity ((Baptist))
Dating Status: Both in GREAT relationships! River is dating Jake && Phoenix is dating Byron. We love them SOOOO much!
Our Families: River = my mom ((Sierra)), my dad ((Parker)), me ((duh!)), && my twin brother ((Cody))
Phoenix = my mom ((Eliza)), my dad ((Jeremy)), me ((duh!)), && my ten-year-old twin brothers ((Carson && Tyson))
Our Pets: River = my German Shepherd, Blaze, my black cat, Aurora, && my iguana, Percy
Phoenix = my two black Labradors, Jacen && LeBron, my calico cat, Jezebel, my Irish Setter, Mystic, my goldfish, Mike && Ike, && my hamster, Rowan
Current Addiction: Leftover Easter candy
Favorite Color: Duke blue
Favorite Movies: Glory Road, Napoleon Dynamite, Remember the Titans, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter
Favorite Bands/Singers: KJ-52, tobyMac, Chris Brown, Switchfoot, Relient K, DC Talk, Jeremy Camp, Jonas Brothers
Favorite Foods: candy, bacon cheeseburgers, ice cream, pepperoni pizza, lasagna
Favorite Candies: Starburst, Milky Ways, Jolly Ranchers, Bubblegum, Twizzlers
Role Model && Why: We look up to people who stand up for themselves. The people who are their own person && won't change for anybody.
Likes: athletes, food, movies, our families, our boyfriends, boys in general, music, sports, && good friends
Dislikes: cliques, doormats, school, annoying people, && posers

FAQs

What song is playing on your _____ page?
We usually put the name && artist of the song on the page. If it doesn't, please neomail us && tell us so we can put it on there.

Can I use the layout on your _____ page?
Sure. We didn't make them, so you really don't have to ask me. The code is at the bottom of the page.

I want to be like y'all! Can I copy everything of yours?
*sigh* Thanks, a lot of people want to be like us. But you're probably better off being yourself. But we worked very hard on all our stuff, so please no stealing or copying, because we WILL find out. && we WILL neomail you && ask you why. && you will be reported.

Can I be your Neofriend?
Sadly, no. This is not a Neofriend account. But we're glad that you think highly enough of us to ask.

Can I have some items or neopoints?
NO!

Can I have your pet//petpets?
No, our pets only like us.

Can you get on my account && help me?
No, it's against the Neopets rules. But we will try to help you by telling you how to do whatever you're asking. But if you're asking something that is on our FAQs, you will be ignored.

Who answers your Neomail?
Most of the time, it's River. She likes talking waaaaaaaay more than Phoenix does, so she's usually the one that handles it.

Are you obsessed with the Jonas Brothers? Their songs are playing on like, all of your pages!
No, we're not obsessed! *shifty eyes* Haha. But we do love them! They rock!

If you have any other questions, feel free to neomail us . But PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE check && see if your question is already posted on here! We really don't like ignoring people, but we will if you ask us a question that we've already answered.