Okay, so maybe not

Whatever, you know? Some people think I'm cool! My friends do maybe. I'm totally serious, for seriously serious and in all seriousness, you know?
Sorry, I got a bit off track! My name's Avinitiala L Rose, Miss Delilah Claire Smith, and just plain old Avi. I'm 18 years old and I'm cooler than you. I'm repetative, I'm redundant, I say the same things over and over again, and I repeat myself a lot. If you get me started I could talk forever. Give me a topic and I'll end up so off topic it'll amaze you.
Seriously.

TMI

STILL TMI

Chu kid, Bahaloverofmine, Peter Francis Geraci (my sheep), rainbows, black, smiles, losers, freaks, not freaks, in betweens, tourettes guy, people who don't ask questions, people who do, low intelligence, Johnny (from Dominos), cookies, clothing, non-clothing, girly bois, Anchor Man, obliviousness with a hint of seriousness, apple juice, Mcdonalds, money, aprons, tarantulas

Aw HELLLLLLLLLZ nah!

Wusses, whinerssss, emos, gasoline, dentists, ice cream, being so stupid, barbies, the pet name CUPCAKE, people who fly, acorns, Delilah Claire Smith, parentals, stereotypes, Taylor Welling, the dark, the dark, the dark, the dark, forgetting to take my meds, stress, eating too much, eating too little, Aavi, seeing Chu go

Unhealthy Obsessions

Certain people...SHHH
Skinny
Hair
Pretty
Promises
Relationships
...Close relationships
Drama
Friendship

That's all!!
Lyk Wo Katzman: dsjlk ADD CORN
.....

Fine, corn, too!

Chukid

Chu

Chu is my one and only daughter! I love her to bits and tiny little pieces shaped like those mini eggos. She's actually 5 now but refuses to celebrate her birthdays so we all just say she's 3. But anyways. Everyone thinks she like, sooooo evil and mean but lol they're so stupid, yanno? It's like, HERRO if she was a meany I totally wouldn't talk to her! When I'm sad or whatever she totally helps me out yanno? And she even hugs me sometimes too and sometimes if she's sad (but shhh, no one is supposed to know she gets sad!) I talk to her it's like SOOOOO THE BEST KODAK MOMENT but nobody is ever there to take a pic so I'm kinda like whatever. Lol also she's really short.
Butlike
Right around when she was three there was a little... problem that I didn't handle in the best way, and now she has to pay for it! I feel so bad, honestly. I'm so gonna make it up to her sometime, but not right now... soonish maybz! She says I need to, I don't know, I think she is impatient or something. OH THAT REMINDS ME OF THE FUNNIEST THING!!!

Intermission

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interupting cow
Interupting co--
MOO!

HAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!! SO FUNNY LOL I KNO RITE??? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interupting sloth
Interupting sloth who?
.................UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHGGGGEREA!!

LOL LOL LOL OHMYGOODNESS THESE ARE HILARIOUS HEEEHEEE!!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interupting totally uncalled for
Interupting totall--
-SLAP RUN AWAY-

My Peeps ^O^

Baharah

BAHAMUT ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I LOVE BAHAMUT! He's the bestest everever and has been my friend foreverever and threw bricks at me really everever long time ago.... he's super best! I've never met anyone who cared so much or was so protective and I don't care what whiny teenagers have to say about THAT but I love it! That way I know I will never get in much trouble..... HOPEFULLY ....... but if he ever disapears again I'll probably hurt myself a lot...
OH AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? He likes Chu and isn't mean to my darling little SWEE-TPIE.. he's the best!!!

Darry

Darry is probably one of my BEEEEEST friends! We like to do weird stuff and be kawaii together, and despite what everyone says I think he's perfectly normal and not a freak at all!!! (but he is kinda stinky...) He's been my friend for a while, first he was Chu's but now Chu hates him so he's mine! We like to play chess, dance, play models, exercise, and not eat!!! IluDarry!

Ginger

(((: Ginger. She's my gal pal. My bestest gal pal everever and my firstest bestest and beautifullllest galpallll. We have GIRL TALK and she helps me figure stuff out and she does nice stuff for my all the time and she's just amazing! When she's sad I try my very very hardest to make her feel better, and sometimes it even works! I huhuhuhuhHEART her and she's beautiful fdsgfs ^___^

Couchboi

I really really really miss Couchboi. I haven't seen him in forever and even when I do he acts all weird and isn't like he used to be :C We used to be bestest friends and I misshimmisshimmisshim... even if he did call me Snorlax...

Percy

Percy. Percy. Percy. Percy. Percy. Percy is a very special palio of mine and would you like to know why? Well, I'll tell you why! Back in the day when I met him I had no friends... or at least none that weren't mean to me! And then I met Percy and he was the nicest cutest little furry man ever and didn't mind me being really stupid and whatever else and you know what else??? HE'S JUST ADORABLE. :C But I think he's mad at me...

Dim

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim! I love Dim. He's like, not the nicest ever but like he's SOOOO kawaii and soft and fuzzy fsdlkgfjdsf. Sometimes I just want to... TOUCH HIM... since he's so soft but he gets all freaked out sometimes so I can't :c ... but he's still adorable!! But... I don't think I'm really smart enough to talk to Dim so I don't do it anymore. Oh well...

Fang

Fang is SOOOOOO one of the girlfriends, he's like, the coolest and has the most amazingly volumatedized hair in tha whole universe. We go shopping and he has the CUTEST LITTLE SON NAMED CODD (like the fish) and he's also Chu's lil friend!!! But anyway, me and Fang like.. go shopping... and sometimes we talk about stuff but mostly go shopping and be REHTAHDED! He so kawaii tho, I'm srs fo srs srsly.

Fae

Fae... Fae.... FAE......... Fae is an odd one! I don't really know her well but we still talk about coolio stuff and she gives some really good (opinionated...) advice! Sometimes she calls me colored girl which is just... funny!!!

ADVIIIIIICE

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Dear Avi,
AVI WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR DONE ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FAB!
LOVELOVELOVE, Lois Frumples, Hair Salon...ist

Dear Frumpykins,
I do my own hair because I'm supa fly! And it's naturally pink u kno, so ya s'all good
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
Hi!!! My name is Henrietta the Smith! And I'd just like to know... WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES!? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
ur pal, HENRIETTA THE SMITH xoxoxoxo

Dear Henrietta,
I get my clothes anywhere! I go to the mall, thrift stores, and sometimes if somethingis REAL UGLY I cut it up and make it KAWAII, and if it can't be fixed I give it to Chu. And thanks!!! I like them too.
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
I have such a huge problem right now... I can't get my mind off it at all in any way... Well here it is: My usual, Ephidell, refuses to eat this lesser spotted fish in my inventory!! No matter what I do he refuses to eat it... I think he may be a little.. you know.. anorXic! Please can you help me out!?
Love, Nestwee Boo Bear

Dear Nestwee,
Maybe Ephidell doesn't like lesser spotted fish? Have you tried more..er spotted fish? Maybe give him some soup? I love soup! It's like so good with those shapes in it.... but that's spaghettios. Same thing right? OH HEEHEE, I CAN'T ASK QUESTIONS!!!
♥ Avi

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Der Avinitiala,
how do u do!? im fyn... hey lyk.. is ur hair rly pink??? jis wondrin...
Luv ur frend, Mrr Pippe!

Dear Pippe,
I get asked this all the time! Of course it is! It's like that all on it's own, dunno why!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi, I hate you.
Stop talking to me.
Not Love, Podd (With a P not a C)

Dear Cutie,
YOU SO KAWAIIIIIII
♥♥♥♥♥ Avi!!!

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AVI,
I like a girl but she wants to chew my head off! what do i do to make her like me and not eat me! C:
From Love's Painful Bite (of chu)

Dear LPB (lol),
That really is a problem!! I guess depending on what she likes try to give her a present, like maybe flowers if she's like dat or maybe a car if she's like dat or maybe get her a puppy if she's like dat.... but whatever, u know?? Maybe she'll come to u!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
He still won't eat it!!! Sorry to send another letter, but it's really starting to worry me!! The advice you gave didn't work at ALL! Please try again, PLEASE!! Ephi's little life is on the line!
Love, Nestwee

Dear Nestwee,
Did you try any other foods? If he wouldn't eat, make him! Shove the food down his throat, that's what I had to have happen sometimes.... just try!!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
Okay.. I'm REALLY sorry... But I think I might start to cry! Little Ephibear won't eat ANYTHING now. And he's just.. so skinny! Omg.. omg... omg... what should I do!?
Seriously Loving You, Nestwee! ;~;

Dear Nestwee,
Please try my advice before sending another letter!! I have a lot of advice to give out and I can't spend all my time giving it to someone who doesn't even listen! Sorry hun!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
THIS IS FANG SPEAKING.
Love, Fang

Dear Fang,
Thanks for writing me a letter! I was just thinking about you... I got a new stove.
♥♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
Omg!! BUT YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE... seriously! No one else listens to me... I'm... omg.. I'm crying... Do you see the stains on this letter?
Love, Nestwee

There doesn't seem to be any reply

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sup BAY BEE
wanna take a Mystery Island CRUISE with me sometime? ;D
Love, so vry vry h00t rite now

Dear VVHRN!!!,
It depends..... does your face look like a butt? HEEHEE, WHAT I AM I SAYING OF COURSE IT DOES!!! Real men don't write letters! (I am jk, but the answer is no!)
Not so much ♥, Avi!

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Dear Avi,
My love... how do you.... how do you smell... soniiice?
Love, Le Peu

Dear Le Peu,
I smell like Peaches and Love right now
♥ Avi

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Hi, hi, hi, there, Avi!
How are you, little sister?
NOT SO LUBBILUB, some chelloveck.

Dear SOME CHELLOVECK
If this is who I think it is..... HEY SWEETY! I'm great! I hope you're doing good too and not getting in too much trouble. Seeya later!! ... unless it's not who I think it is!
♥♥♥ Avi

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Deara Avia,
Justa kiddinga.. Ia reallya doa havea a... problema!! Peacha won'ta talka toa mea noa morea!! Ia doa nota knowa whya!!
Lovea, Marioa

Dear Marioa,
That'sa quita a..a predicamenta! Did you do something that could've made her angry? Maybe you forgot it was her birthday or your guys anniversary or like... something?! Get her flowers, but make sure they aren't dead!
♥ Avi

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Dear VRY // FREND
OMG, HI IT'S ZI. how ya BEEN!? We haven't talked in so long omgomgogmogmg. WELL GUESS WHAT... I really miss you!!! TALK TO ME SOMETIME GIRL.
Love, Zizoodle!!

Dear Zi,
OMG GIIIIIIRL NO WAI I TOTALLY MSIS YOU TOO!!! I will SO have to call you.... if you have a phone that is. My number is 143-1439 (143 = I love you!!!) We totally needa go SHOPPING!!!! But seeya lata!!
♥♥ Avi

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Avi,
WHERE YOU LEARN ENGRISH? ROVE RONG TIME,
ASIAN ROVER

Dear Asian Rover,
Riry
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
I really hope this got to you.. This is Princess Peach! Mario is just being so mean!! He's been around another girl... TOADETTE. omg. What should I do!?
Sincerely, Peach

Dear Peach,
Omg! Are you sure he's not just hanging with his homie? Cause like, he totally sent me a letter, he's sad because you seem to be ignoring him!! Misunderstandings can ruin relationships, so be sure to ask someone before you make assumptions!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
I think Cambodia is on to me... Please help!
Love, Angelina Jolie

Dear Angelina,
Go find some other hidden away place that no reporter wants to go to.... you could try my house, HEEHEEHEE oh I am so funny!!!! Anyway, just lay low for a while!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
YOU ARE SOOOO FAB, KEEP ON BEING FAB!
♥ Avi

Dear Avi,
Well of course I will, I'm Avi for goodness sake!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
You are the worst mother.
Love, Chu

Dear Chu,
Oh my goodness...
♥ always, Avi

Dear Avi,
JK!!!
Love, Fang

Dear Fang,
Oh my goodness!! (That wasn't funny)
Avi

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Dear Avi,
-message cut out due to request!-
Ugh,
Dil

Dear dil,
Oh hun! I understand just how you feel! I know it really svcks to lose someone you love, but you gotta do your best to get over it. I know nobody actually likes hearing this but there are plenty of other fish in the sea! Don't look for someone, eventually you'll happen along someone, I promise! As for the friends thing, I'm sure you could. Maybe you're just not open enough, or maybe you might be trying too hard? Then again, you might just be meeting the wrong people. Don't worry, as horrible as your situation seems it's not going to be permanent, it will get better. And if you ever wanna CHILL, my number is 143-1439 so just gimme a call!
♥♥♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
y do ppl hate me???????? ):
-Darry

Dear Darry,
Quite frankly, it's because you're creepy!
Avi

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Dear Avi,
The other day I chopped off my finger. I was in the bathroom stall and you know how there is a space between the wall and the doors? Well, my finger got caught in it and well....it just...snapped! What should I do?
Sincerely, Some Happy Man

Dear Happy Man,
Ouch! That happened to me once, not very fun! I suggest you get some ice, and go straight to a hospital! It might not be too late, your finger may still have the chance to live and breathe and explore this wonderful place we call Earth!
♥ Avi

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Percy: Dearest Avi,
I have recently found a large you-know-what you-know-where, WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Dear Percy,
Tee hee! TEE HEE!! I think the REAL question is what did you do! ... ... ... HA. Btw Ilu Percy!!!
♥♥ Avi

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Dear Woman,
I abhor my mother. She is blindingly stupid and so is her boyfriend. However he is not stupid in too bad of a way, but he is still very stupid and I cannot take it sometimes, but that is not my problem. It's really my mother, she just does not seem to understand anything ever, and she rejects me! Also she keeps taking my stuffed animals and gives them her stupid dog that she named after her stupid boyfriend. I hate my life, please help.
Sincerely, Ying-Yuzang-Po-Lili-Snapper

Dear YYPLS,
You sound familiar.... ANYWAY.... thankyou for writing! I'm sorry your life is hard but just try telling your mother that perhaps she should go to school and maybe tell her boyfriend to do the same! And if she is rejecting you, try to do something amazing and fantabulous to wow her! Put on a dance recital, make some cookies, or sing!!!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
How did you become SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fabulous???? I want to be just like you when I grow up!!
Love,
Little Suzie.

Dear Lil' Suzie,
Uhmmmmm well I was born thinking, like, I'M GONNA BE SOOOOO FAB, and then I like, got old, and hey, I like, was!!!!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
I have the worst problem! Ohhhhhh myyy godddd I'm so scared!!! Can you help me????
Love,
A person in need...

Dear person,
Well, of course I can! I am me, afterall! What is it, hun?
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
I like someone. I don't know how to tell her though. I'm very jealous of all the boys she hangs around with. I'm just so confused, it's really heartbreaking. I don't think she likes my addiction. Not many people do, but I just can't help it! I feel so happy and warm when I do it; a feeling I don't usually expierience. I don't have many friends, so she's pretty much... my only one.
Please help me. In any way at all?
♥ Wished to remain anonymous

Dear anonymous,
I totally know what you mean! It's, like, real hard and stuff, but like, I know you can make it through it... if you really want to win her heart, you should try to explain your addiction to her... maybe she just doesn't, like, understand! Maybe buy her something, too. Girls love stuff! I do, anyway. I think most girls do.... whatever!
♥ Avi

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Dear Avi,
If you were to find a giant, magical ant made completely of white chocolate, and a giant, magical fish made of sugar cookie dough... Would you eat them, or devote your life to becoming a fairy godmother and granting wishes with your magical fish and ant?
-Kitteh

Dear Kitteh,
That's a toughie! I'd DEF NOT eat them because, like, I'm a super vegetarian and I don't even, like, kill bugs! But I don't know if I could go around granting wishes all the time because some people wish for things like death and OMG you know I'd hate to like... kill someone.... I guess I'd be a fairy godmother who SOMETIMES doesn't answer wishes!
♥Avi

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That's all the advice I have for now! Keep on sending me questions and I promise I'll answer!
Note: All of these were actually written by people and I love more questions so if you want to ask any just for fun or for serious!! Go ahead and send them